Please save me raptor jesus I wish to retreat from this mortal toil
Do continue don’t stop friend
mashallah mein blood bearer
Isn't she from that Kirby game?
Kirby 64 I think, I never played many Nintendo games though just random knowledge I have.
vry sexy this activates the kokoro
SHE COULD NEVER COMPARE!
3D PIGGU STAY GO!!!
I've been found out!
you really are adamant about this aren't you?
Is that from a vn?>>1631
It's a good way to take a short break from doing things everyday. And It dives me a faux sense of responsibility.
I can't let a day pass without something cute being posted.>>1636
It's just a moe version of that old picture of the blonde with the backpack usually posted in technology related threads I think.
Well my taste is shit but I just like the escapism, has been Steins;Gate, Code Geass, and
That's what this thread's about angst anon.
kill yourself to be exact
i don't know just being random i guess
you're gonna have to ask your dad
dad is lizanon gay?
don't worry it's protected by me
show bob and vagene
This made me lose my shit for some reason, i would that spurdo.
Hello this is OP, I have Forgotten to post the thread rules, and the reasons behind them.
1. Post cute things
2. 3D piggus are factually not cute
3. Strawberry ice cream has to be at least your 2nd favorite flavor
After scanning this post I've recognized 0% cute content, but a 100% match for piggu content.
In kind regards, I must formally request:
pls delet this
Anime is for losers
assertion accepted :^)
i only have 2$ how much are you asking>>2068
flip off non tard or loser fag!
This is what anime does to you. Stay away from anime kids.
the lizkids know im a cool cat, anime is badass and protects you from solar radiations
He is truly a living lesson for us all. I admire his dedication.
Don't give up, cuteposter!
Whilst I may have given up on everything else, cute posting is an ancient family tradition, started first by my 1300 year old
greatest grandfather, who would etch cute images onto cave walls as praise to the lords ability of creation and the fragility of said creations.
He later murdered his too cave brothers in their sleep and impregnated their woman.
They eventually killed him and left their birth child, who was then raised by a fatherly blue tounged skink, and was taught to rape just as his father once the lizard spotted a female counter part.
This parts unrelated though sorry for the blog.
I'm sure Raptor Jesus wants you to continue posting more, it's the best thread on lizchan.
>>2122>it's the best thread on lizchan.
But I will anyway as it is tradition, and raptor jesus spooks me.
the anime is not real
i'm not either so its cool
go back to /jp/ teenbro
no can do 8/jp/ has been kill for centuries
what are you implying boomerbro
True, I'm literally the joker but with a higher IQ and BMI
t. Raptor Jesus
you did it mate, you made it all the way to the end
Raptor jesus is in the database altering image limits!>>2303
The end of the beginning it seems.
from Hatsune Miku's "We are friends, aren't we?"
Thank you I didn't know that song existed, smooth vocals.
loooooool autism loooooooooool
I agree, autism is quite comedic.
Obviously something to upset her, why else would she be that way?
It's a animated picture though?
you're in a animated picture,
chen was watching your show anon!
you were her favorite anime!
what have you done?
raptor jesus raises it by one every post until he's sick of me
I've watched both of those and liked them.
Just sharing my good taste by promotingAyase and Elf
as the most physically cute girls.
My apologies, I think we forgot about Ruri's sisters.
They objectively win.
Gantz was a wild ride
time for a new thread
How are you able to post more images?
Shh, no more tears. We are reptilianons of an obscure and healthy Lizardchan now.
I'm a retard. I thought it was image limit not bump limit. The bump limit is set to 250 replies and image limit is infinite. Going to set bump limit to 500 so twice of 250.
Not one good post in this entire thread.
blessings unto you raptor jesus.>>2865
thank you for your offering.
didn't even know it was in anyway related, fortnite won't ruin dancing anime girls for me.
How did you know it was from Fortnite?
Because almost every time I logged into YouTube, some faggot was spamming this dance because it was a "meme". >>2956
They put different kinds of dances in the game. That is just one of many.
This pic actually got a laugh out of me. Thanks liz!
is it scary like the previous games?
The atmosphere is similar, I'd say if you found the others spooky you'd probably find this one too.
I've only played the first chapter now due to a bunch of crashes, but I think the first chapter was really on rails and cut scene heavy, though I heard it opens up. may be best off waiting for the updated game and crack and not release day version.
I like the detail and color scheme on this one.
that's it, you've done it now.>>3104
makes me hungry
Could it be you're Catholic,
The too-big baldric got me good. Well played liz, well played.
Wew, at least my employed status keeps me safe then.
awww she peed herself :(
never not peed myself
begone three legged boob monster!!!
Reminds me of this or every Rings of Saturn songs
Nice track, wish I wasn't so picky about growling vocals, either way the instrumental and lyrics are neet.
What kind of growl are U into? I love pigsqueak and random blabbering,their album is imo more intrumentaly advanced than signs of the swarm.
Cracking up at this, reminds me of that metal song with the dogs barking as the vocals someone here posted.
I do actually like that better though, I'm not big on growling in general honestly but there are exceptions. I usually like just yelling, growling to add to the mood, or when the growling goes well with the instruments.
But I think it's because a growl can overlap the instruments and make them not as clear, and is distracting in ways. Is personal bias of taste o' course.
Wow, I've been looking for this album for a while after losing the link and someone just so happens to post it. What a coincidence.
That also reminds me, there is this goregrind band I have been looking for that had guro pics as their album covers and I want to know if you know who they are (it's not Jag Ai, although they did have a guro pic as their cover one time).
Oh my now I feel kinda special.
Well that's not very helpful desription but I guess U meant anime gurohttps://imgur.com/Qp5Ck2d
sry for shitty quality I was going to post it here but don't want to ruin thread more than I already did. It's streched but whatever
i like these pictures. may i save them?
no stop you can only save MY pictures
Please do, >>3605
pic was made by deviantartist that deleted all his content and fortunately I do have most of his work saved(in bigger resoulution than avaible on image searches), 7 of those are not even in internet. Here's oneI forgot his name :-DD
delete this amphibian smut
Don't think You're so tough,
beat me in cutefile fight then I'll submit to Your bullying
>>3736>It's only simulation,right?
When it ends I'll spawn in better place.
of course ;^)
what have you been doing without escapism? need ideas in case the power goes out during ww3.
It is ˙⦥˙ . .
Look it up on net >
I'm the chosen one and U're just simulation _
Playing melodica,started learning russianMs Office for potential job,excersises for scoliosis, participating in family stuff. I'm going to learn cybersecurity.
It's very basic but will help me saving up for hikikomori life quicker.
>>3739>I'm the chosen one and U're just simulation
nice coded response you pseudo sentient bio-droid, for I am the protagonist of this tragic comedy.
I really wish I was capable of diligently learning an instrument, is it a grass is greener sort of thing?
Also nice, I hope you make good progress so you can keep posting like code master jesus intended.
I bugged and didn't post a reply,amazing.
In short playing instrument requires no special powers and it's just the time that You spend on it.>>3746
Being able to spend time developing a skill is a very useful/special power.
I find it incredibly difficult at least.
Seems like an efficient way to make sure your poop lands in the toilet.
first pet I've got to take pictures of as it's growing up.>>3781
okay but i'm not paying for the shipping.
Only if you can get away with paid shitposting.
Definitely won't be able to. I've started regretting even trying, but thankfully I think they changed there mind about getting a new employee.
I'm already pretty dead inside, and bored all the time. Mainly I just want money though, I want to be able to save for a lot of hard drives and keep archiving.
Good night, lizzie.
I'm not going to remember to say lizanon or liz every time, sue me.
we shud have a wordfilter tbh
Not that anon but please don't do this Lizmin. I hate wordfilters so much, they trigger my autism really, really bad. I want to be able to use all words in the language without putting spaces or anything.
Yeah that fuaarking soykaf is like kicking dead whales down the beach
>>3920>defo not cute
She's just eating a snack, liz. Looks tasty to me. Crickets are best food for lizard.
Yeah, you fags heard me. Fucking god awful design - I thought this was the cute thread?
What are you talking about? Not meming about lizard stuff now, she's pretty cute. Good and consistent color scheme and it doesn't go overboard with the lizard theme while making sure to differentiate her from a normal human more than giving her a lizard hat. Better than a normalfaggot warmie girl, that's for sure.
>>3926>Shitty dual coloured hair and eyes to "make her unique">Generic hairstyle>Weird scaly arms>Massive fuck-off tail to drive home she's a reptile to infantile retards>Looks like she came out of a random character generator
As I've said before, there's no way she's cute>>3927
Franken Fran may not be cute, but she has a nice design
>>3928>Shitty dual coloured hair and eyes to "make her unique">complaining that jap cartoon women have colored hair>thinking that dual colors is for anything but contrast in the design>>Generic hairstyle
You could say that about anything itt. Most cute animu girls have generic hairstyles. This is not an argument. It's like complaining that she's got big eyes. What do you wwant her to have, a mohawk?>>Weird scaly arms>Wahhhh I need normalfag skin on my women!>>Massive fuck-off tail to drive home she's a reptile to infantile retards
You think that the scales and eating crickets didn't do it? It's clearly just a design choice. That's like complaining that catgirls say nya sometimes, "they've already got ears and tails, they just meow and purr and drink milk to drive home that they're cats to infantile retards">>Looks like she came out of a random character generator
Again, this could apply to 90% of the things posted itt. And even then, a random character generator likely wouldn't have a consistent color scheme and would have conflicting designs rather than one cohesive theme of blue-black lizard with light clothes.
I think you're just a warmie faggot who likes normgroid women. I bet your waifu comes from some moeshit trash, cuck. What a complete nigger.
>>3932>>3928>Lizzies fighting over what is cute and what's not
Y'all warmboys, since there is nothing better than fluffy 2d ponies. It's superior taste and everyone who doesn't like it sucks!
Freaking weirdos… how can you find it cute if character has same skin colour as human? Gosh that's so so disgusting. I'm not even gonna point how those things are similar to irl stinkies.jks>>3928
What's Your taste btw? I'm very very curious. I don't intend to harm it's just curiosity,please tell.
We can't get along because I'm objectively correct and he is not as always.
Very few anime girls are unique, you crayon munching imbecile. >catgirls
Generic as fuck too>I bet your waifu comes from some moeshit trash
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You're implying I'm as pathetic as you groids who are so desperate for some notion of female attention and affection. I can live without females, but you're so horribly dependent on them>>3937
You fucking wish, mongrel
>>3938>Very few anime girls are unique, you crayon munching imbecile.
That's exactly what I said, mouthbreather. Also you're gay if you don't think that crayons are't the best snack there is. Three squares a day keep the enemy at bay.>You're implying
What I'm implying is that you have shit taste. Nothing more. What a warmie move, to virtue signal on an anonymous site.>You fucking wish, mongrel
I wish that low iq niggers like you with warmie tastes, thoughts and words would get banned from earth to live in the phantom zone. It's the only humane thing to do.
>>3938>judges other liz taste>doesn't answer what he is into
Bitchass nigger flames liz but is too insecure to post about his
"superior" taste. Pitiful
>>3945>It has scaly feet too
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO, how can people have such pathetic taste?
suck my scaly toes you flippin anime philistine
MMMMMMMMM…….is that…..can it be??? Yes…..yes, it is!!! You just posted cringe m'boy
Ah fuck, the game's finally up. Its been fun though, I had something to occupy my time the last few days.>Outside warmie
Definitively not that however
>>3954>She wears crocs
That's great, thanks for the chuckle
crocs are a boomer fashion statement
She had scaly legs and feet in both of the other pictures as well.
Crocs are the most lizardly shoes>>3959>Pic
I'm 100% retarded, not pretending
no way nerd
also rip bump limit
No, Your cutepic posting is a must to keep high morale
Are You back Lizzie?
Haha what a huge hand
is that a flying d-duck
could you describe it?
never felt pain before
I used to get very bad headaches sometimes, at first it was very minimal. My head would thump like someone was lightly tapping it with a hammer, the problem was, the thumping would not go away.
EVERY. SECOND. OF. EVERY. DAY.
THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.
IT WOULD NOT STOP.
I stayed awake for 2 days straight before I passed out and when I woke up I was drenched in sweat.
The thumping came back immediately when I woke up.
This lasted for about a week and then it disappeared.
FF couple months later…
Rinse and repeat.
I eventually grew out of whatever it was later in life,
but my fucking god that shit still gives me nightmares.
That hardly seems like a good metric to critique an ancient art form like visual novels.
What about the plot, the branching paths?
Goddamn I would like to platonically slide my peener on that thing's slippery skin.
That's a strange multi-path plot progression diagram, I wonder what game it belongs too.
Hate that one the boardgame version was better
That and sorry. I never got to play fun or complicated ones, I'd usually play with myself, but in 1st grade my parents played them a few times with me.
ban this bully quickly, make me mod
Lately its becoming more of a chore to play with myself but I still do it out of habit and a lack of friends to play with
reminds me of this smt lady
why are all the demons in smt so well designed?
>>4822>chink robot kid
Is this better than an actual humanoid?
chink? I expect it to last a couple of minutes before it shits the bed.
Thank god she has a hat
FUCK PEE. Fuck em.
SEMEN WAR NOW!
oops i posted this before>>4913
tell me the movie name or i'll banzai
Is KanColle worth installing? Some doujins made me interested on it
Dunno Im not yellow enough to enjoy moeshit
Are you OK?
Why the long face?
Uhh guys cmon help me out here,
i think this liz isnt doing so good
liz you're not you when you're withdrawing,
have some meth man.
>>5083>I really hope OP is not dead
Dont worry, he'll be back.
Lizards are tough creatures.
its from "Battle Club"
pretty cool fighting mango
the story revolves about a Wrestling Club its members and their misadventures
i dont like the over the top fighting since im more used to grittier things like "Shamo" or "Holyland" but i do like the little life lessons like picrelated its a shame that mokichi does not get a lot of attention and its relegated to be a slut-chasing warmie that just wants to get strong in order to fuck tamako and not be bullied, i would have liked to see him growing out of his warmie state and become a stone cold lizard like Kamishiro
that's exactly what an imposter would imply>>5094
10/10>>5080>has op met his demise?
I've met it but it's locked out of my room for now.
All me.>I've met it but it's locked out of my room for now.
How did ya do that?
Did you try feeding it some donuts?
The key to truly avoiding your demise is by ignoring it.
By denying it you focus on it, and by giving in you're it's slave.
The only winning move is to act like you're oblivious that it's won.
Ah I see ya what you mean, I do that sort of thing real life too.
Whenever someone asks me a yes or no question my response is alwaysSure
It btfos them everytime, doesnt matter the situation.
You will always get one of the following responses>they chuckle and liek you>it disarms them>they repeat, which you repeat and they give up seething>when they blame you later you can say I didnt say yes ;)
It always gives you the upperhand!
you can't just post tongues in a cute thread
that's it it's wholesome week
dunno lizanon, the thought of having a beautiful 2d gal engulfing and caressing the insides of my mouth with her warm wet tongue sounds very wholesome to me
fine here are some cuter tongees>>5149
baste and wholesomepilled
fixed the 2nd one
the 3rd one i like, when i look deep into her eyes i dont get the vibe that he is grownling in a menacing way but rather that she just wants to be left alone, probably constantly pestered by the other classniggers due to her being a weirdo
10/10 i would invite her to my lizard burrow to play boardgames and bake her pankakes
imma make my charc look like pic related
Shes gonna be a glass cannon
a truly wonderful tactic.
it works everytime
its all good now
monsters gone now
Quite the handful you have there…
Want me to douse them with hot tea?
I blame global warming nod really XDDDD
I for one welcome warm winters
Wth I have to move out there.
Here it's so cold that water is freezed and grass too.
Oh and the wind makes your balls rock solid then takes them with breeze
no no anon i did not mean it that way, its actually around 14ºC during the day and it drops down to around 9ºC
its more about the fact that all these years of walking barefoot and wandering around my room only wearing pants have made cold-proof and now i can go out with only a tracksuit and a pair of sandals and give 0 fucks while every single warmblood around me has to go out wearing 8 layers of clothing and even then they are shaking with cold because their feeble bodies and ther non-existant spirit has made them reliant on artificial weather controlnice pic btw, i would cuddle with her and give her smoochies in the cheek
that's coffee, i can smell it>>5270
winter is my favorite season, nothing like being able to play visual novels with hard nips while wagies almost crash every day while going to work.
I hope the ones from here though are doing fine.
>>5272>Wth I have to move out there.
you should. Winters were Im from are hyped up to hell but by the time christmas rolls around theres no snow, coldest and darkest night my ass!>>5273>every single warmblood around me has to go out wearing 8 layers of clothing and even then they are shaking with cold because their feeble bodies and ther non-existant spirit has made them reliant on artificial weather control
When I was in school I encountered a lot of toasties in particular that would wear full winter jackets even when there was no snow out and there was heating, "waa I so coold!" weak ass toasties.>>5275>I hope the ones from here though are doing fine.
I hope pic related happens to them!
No can do.
But what I can do is check those trips
Outside is not as bad as I thought,
EEEEEEEEEEK dont peepee on me
I gonna get COLD and get SICK!
yea i kinda wanna cry too sometimes but when you get older and your balls drop you realize you cant cry anymore,
voice isnt as pitchy, and there are better ways to deal with pain.
I stayed up until 5 am, made a pizza with shrimp, played muv-luv and fell asleep.
Woke up at 5pm and played stalker and then watched The Joker and The new Tarantino movie. Went to sleep the next day at 5 am with a headache and my cat slept on my belly.
typing it out made it sound like a lot more fun.
I fucking update one thing on my computer because it keeps spamming me to update and it fucks everything else up on my computer.
How could this happent to me?
Fucking hell why am i the only one not getting the numerals?
YORRR P00$Y, OPEN DE BOBS AND VEGANA PIC PLZ I AM SEX
oh whoops I meant
you hafta go inside me first
Happee New Yeers!
this threads not big enough for two winners>>5490
i went to be crying after i realized the peppermint york patties i purchased were left at the store
>>5496>this threads not big enough for two winners
Too late I already wons>i went to be crying after i realized the peppermint york patties i purchased were left at the store
HAHA get fucked NERD!
Has the limit been reached?
how about now?
Make sure you remember my multiple victories aswell
Then you need to fix your memory
*puffs smoke in your face*
It has not been two days, i refuse to believe it.>>5513
never smoke me up again i have assthma
What a cute picture. It makes me want to eat a warm potato in cold weather. Too bad potatoes aren't too exciting to eat plain. Sweet potatoes though…
I think it's happiness, having a bowl of delicious, warm food on a cold day.
What the fug? I completely forgot about this thread and that it reached bump limit ages ago. Its now lizchan sekrit klub where only kewl lizzies r
My bed is nice and soft and clean.
It always disgust me when I see pictures of toasts with matress on the floor and no covers, YUCK!
H O R I S H I E T u
K U W A T S U , m-masaka
how does it feel to be the only one lizcelebrity alive?
last year i went through a phase where i started eating potatos daily with nothing on them it was cool>>5553>>5555>>5556>>5557>>5558>>5559
all this cross-eyed goobly gobliny chink speak in my thread, speak american you nip twits are we gonno have to suplex your country again?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA trust the American to not know what language they speak
Morality is a meme, absolute good and absolute evil do not exist and are relatives to eachother, what is good for you is bad for someone else, actions should be judge by the Will imo, lets take anime girls as an example,
failed warmfaggots look at anime girls in leiu of actual pussy, they use anime girls as a substitute for their desire, they have no real care for these things and are driven to these things out of either necessity or desire, in a way they are slaves to their needs
look at the lizard, he looks at anime girls because he likes them, the reason changes from person to person, in my experience anime girls are simply put, beautiful, and since they are "Fiction" i can make of them whatever i want, make up backstories for them, imagine situations with them, etc…
both do the same action, yet one comes from need and desire, and the other comes from free action conditioned only by the soul of the performer (the lizanon)i dont know if i actually conveyed the idea properly let me know fagsalso >>5589 makes me uncomftable and aroused at the same timepost moreyou have but to name your price
enlightened gushers enthusiast >>5589>>5594>>5596
cum brained, hags are not cute this cute thread not bimbo thread>>5590
are you coming out as a sissy in my wholesome thread>>5595
it's like even their asses are high test
fuck anon that is not what i meant
i was talking about Picrelated style punky/slutty pictograms
im not a cumbrain,
im a good boy
Well I guess I can't argue then.
Allow me to share some of my edits, lizzie
I have a thing for tanned blondes.
So i'll add in some more just because.
i would post some of my edits, but i love my waifu too much to leave her at the mercy of the internets, i dont want niggers to go around reposting them and to think some anon my jerk off to her makes me wanna puke, so please forgive my autism>>5612
worry not ill post some cuties just for you
wow anon, you really dont look very good
c-come closer, i´ll make you feel better…
poo brains i swear>>5628
can't believe those ladies are eating each other
Not doing that one, that would ruin that image since it has text
Have this instead
i'm officially dead lizards, no more post in this thread from me, my browser keeps crashing.
it was a pleasure sucking dick with you boys.
what ancient system do you have?
even my 7 year old smartphone doesn't crash , Samsung Galaxy S Duos S7562
im not worthy>>5704
my system is fine, it's just my habits.
always have 30 tabs open, always downloading stuff, maybe i'll make another thread when I start sorting files again.
Still it shouldn't be crashing even when running out of ram.>30 tabs
that's a small amount for a fellow archivist.
I recommend chrome never crashed on me even with ridiculous amount of tabs.
*posted from firefox because chrome on that weird version of win10 keeps crashing enire pc woaw and I'm to lazy to install w8.1 again*
nevermind, it was the broken sata cable that was causing crashing.
Still weird because it crashed only with chrome hmmm
I'd use chrome but it crashes if you try to download things for me.
I'm also going a bit crazy so with inconsistent sleep patterns, never leaving bed and being in a bad mood makes posting regularly tiring.>>5718
don't remember what that is
I can laugh sometimes but that doesn't feel like happiness.
>>5795>he might be dead
that´s even worse not only is he neglecting his duties but also he gets to enjoy the bliss of leaving Kali Yuga behind
Day 2 of Lewd Punishment
I hate when you're not horny and you see lewd images and it just makes you angry.
too bad just massage your peepee and use your imagination
Punishment Day 4
>>5817>Tits large enough cover up the ribcage while not so big they cover up the belly
That is in fact the perfect size of milker.
>>5817>reposting the same lewd twice
my bad, wasn´t paying attention
have a bonus round as an apology
I've gained immunity to Your lewd posts due to consuming too much weird 2d.
Rin was the first anime/2D girl I've actually felt that kind of connection with. Not a waifu per say, since I got over her quickly, but I definitely felt attached to her. I've never done that until I had downloaded Katawa Shoujo in 2012 or 2013. I can't even remember the year, but I remember booting up the game late at night and playing until very late. Good times. I appreciated my time with the game, and I won't forget her.
She was my first choice too, just imagine, couldn't stop a hug if she tried.
just a dumb stupid sexy bird
RIP thread. 2018-2020
I miss him.. he was the sole lizzie keeping Liz alive for a while.
Off subject, I never cared for that anime since I know for sure if Kotura were male, she would have killed herself already. Good thing she's a cute (anime) girl. Otherwise, we wouldn't really have an anime.
Good to know where this pic is from, gonna watch it for sure some day.
>if Kotura were male, she would have killed herself
It's so much easier being cute anime girl, life is so unfair