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  No. 7598 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow
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  No. 8456

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>>8455
Being mysterious doesn't make you cool retard

  No. 8458

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Yep, the anxiety struck and now each wake second is a struggle. On the bright side, maybe I'll be able to not rant today at least. Hopefully. Hopefully… That was really reckless of me. Fuck this brain.

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  No. 8462

>>8461
That's nice banner material.

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>>8462
This is the best I came up with, sorry.



/b/

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  No. 6787 [Reply]

Lizbros, what the heck??
This chan is copying us https://onesixtwo.club/scv/
The jungle theme is an exclusive property of Lizchan!
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  No. 7124

>>7123
Third of all

  No. 7143

Don't tell me that's everyliz
It feels like 4, not 3

  No. 8323

fuck you leather head

  No. 8324

we came to visit you!

  No. 8325

one six two hut one six two hut one six two hut one six two hut



/meta/

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d2802  No. 1026 [Reply]

Test. Hopefully up for good now.
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6242e  No. 1203

>>1201
Lol thought I'm the only one with this issue
That would be cool

49d4b  No. 1204

>>1203
Hm yotsuba works with the Dark Reader. Could be a workaround

721bb  No. 1205

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Can you add User CSS. Vichan should allow that option.

248e6  No. 1211

Just putting this out there for the record and anyone curious. I like to be open about staff and changes. I'm back again for the third time and hopefully the last. Lizchan should be good in terms of payments for the foreseeable future.
Once everything is back under my responsibility again I want to upgrade technology and fix anything needing to be fixed. All that requires planned maintenance and such. And also add anything that would make lizchan posting better and prevent spammers and such. That's it for now.
Happy almost 8th birthday lizchan.

21dd3  No. 1212

>>1211
Awesome. Thank you.



/liz/

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  No. 926 [Reply]

Does anyone here enjoy philosophy? Who are you favorite philosophers? What books/talks/podcasts would you recommend?

(pics related: Three of my personal favorites. John Zerzan, Emil Cioran, Slavoj Zizek)
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  No. 3250

Philosophy has many branches. The only one conductive to happiness requires you to put it in practice, but I am a complete finished loser so I can't even do that. I am herd trapped into misery and I shall suffer till my stupid existence vanishes. It will be as if I had never been born. Thankfully nobody will even know I existed.

  No. 3251

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>>3250
YO WHICH ONE IS IT, HAND OVER THE HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PHILOSOPHY
GIMMEEEE

  No. 3256

>>3251
>HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PHILOSOPHY
GIMMEEEE
Sorry I've never seen anything like that.

  No. 3276

>>3256
Epicurean-ism



/liz/

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  No. 2367 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

I've been waiting for someone to make it so here it is
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  No. 3270

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Two days in a row dreams about hanging out with ppl from childhood.
Always either this or some current horrors

>>3267
>GAY sexual acts
Haha it sounds like the other ones are fine.
I'm joking, it just reads funny
>>3268
Liz in the closet that's interesting
don't mix us up, I'm manly man on E

  No. 3272

>>3270
FYI I am virgin as I was born, whatever was in that post is now between me and the mod, so he can poke fun at me whenever he feels bored which I'm not sure how I feel about but I guess I'm still capable of laughing at myself.

  No. 3273

>>3272
This is a slow board don't think anyone really cared.

  No. 3274

>>3273
Isn't it great? Slow boards aren't bad per se. It's not the first time I post on a chan with very little visitors. Unfortunately most others died, I hope lizchan stays though. Lizchan is the most virgin of all I know.

  No. 3275

>>3274
Slow boards are like time capsules. 10 years from now you will possibly read this post if you are still alive and visit and think about when you posted that response or whatever. At least I do. Lizchan is already almost 8 years old which is crazy how time just flew by that quick.



/liz/

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  No. 1923 [Reply]

Post interesting websites here, no particular topic.

>B-ok

Online library, very extensive: https://b-ok.org/
>Project Gutenberg
Online library for books that have had copyright expire: https://www.gutenberg.org/
>Classic Reload
Loads of old and retro games online for free: https://classicreload.com/
>Retro Games
Covers games not already covered by classic reload: https://www.retrogames.cc/
>DOOM in browser
First DOOM game online: https://js-dos.com/games/doom.exe.html
>FMovies
Watch movies and TV series online for free: https://fmovies.wtf/
>Read Comic Online
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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  No. 2236

>>2213
I'm surprised you didn't include bitchute and putlocker with the video platforms.

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  No. 2241

I've seen some lizards express an interest in philosophy and religion, so I hope someone here finds this interesting.

>History of Philosophy without any gaps https://historyofphilosophy.net

  No. 3130

>>1923
The first website you posted has been taken down by glowies :(

  No. 3134




/b/

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  No. 7549 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

Wah waah posts go here
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  No. 8364

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But it takes away all purpose. I don't care about accommodations. If people are inherently so worthless, I can't care. I see no point at all in proceeding further along this line of thinking. Naturally, after realizing people are just things in the same way as everything else, you should abandon all morale and simply bully your way through to whatever you want. In reality, there are quite a few impediments. For one, it would require a lot of skill and dedication, and I have neither. On the other hand, I don't even care. If the nature of things is inherent emptiness, I don't care about attaining any of them.

This world is sick. So deeply empty and deprived of meaning. Think about butchering animals. Think how little you care. Think about all people dying right now. Think how little you care. Think about how all you stand for will vanish in a hundred of years. Think how little you care. In the end, all you have to do is to reproduce and fuck off kindly to wherever Styx flows.

But people who live under their illusions of meaning are so deeply disgusting. And you can't even blame them. For some reason, nature had to play this cruel trick to everyone. Of course they have to delude themselves, this is the only way they will be willing to reproduce - by believing that begetting offsprings matters.

The foundations of this existence are so deeply buried in vanity it makes me want to vomit. Just why in the name of Raptor does it have to be like this?

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Everyone and everything around is so disgusting I want to vomit. But I am also very tired mentally while desperately needing to escape my own mind. This makes want to laugh, sort of. Not a very joyful laugh, you understand. It's not like I would like to stop feeling disgusted with disgusting things, but I really wish it didn't feel so dog shit awful. If things are this way, surely I should be able to live among them just fine, yes? Somehow, no. I don't understand this part. If only I could somehow escape consciousness…

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Stumbled upon this shit while skimming through gelbooru. Guess who's gonna have an exercise of will right now

  No. 8459

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I wonder if this shit counts as OCD? Probably not? It's nothing like the gay wikipedia describes. But Jesus Raptor! Just what the fuck did I just do? I sank something like two hours into void doing some useless shit just because an imageboard post triggered me. What the actual fuck?

Is this ADHD? Fuck like hell I know. The gay DSM-V and the gay wikipedia describe some abstract shit that honestly I don't know can be applied at all. But there is something along the lines of "fuck it lets just do whatever I find immediately rewarding!". Yeaah! Why not? Why not fucking ruin your life every fucking time, EVERY FUCKING TIME when it seems things are going okay, it just happens and fucking ruins everything.

Please tell me, enlighten me, why the fuck is it so hard to stop focusing on spontaneous shit? It is so fucking frustrating. There is no pattern, no anything. It just randomly possess my mind, completely. It's so bad that if my own house was burning I'd still linger on the spot trying to satisfy the compulsion before the fire reaches me.

Jesus fucking Raptor, what the fuck did I do yesterday? I haven't spent a split second thinking. The fancy just struck my stupid brain like a bullet and I completely, entirely stopped giving a fuck. Fucking crazy. It only gets worse, somehow. Always worse. Always enlarging the magnitude of my inability to keep myself in my own fucking Raptor forsaken hands.

>I will not rant today, I will nooooooooot

Yeah sure as fuck.

There is nothing more sickening than the motive behind these rants. Nothing so fucking gay as my own attempt to what? Why do I do it? I certainly don't feel like ranting is the punishment. Through years it became sort of enjoyable, but it is so gay that I have to rant somewhere somebody might at least see it. It is fucking ridiculous. Absolutely abominable, me. I wish it was something acquired as I grew up, but this shit is deep in my retarded genetics. Fuck it.

  No. 8466

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Fuck it! It would be a huge exaggeration to claim that there is a separate person within me, but there is a sort of malevolent presence and what it has been doing to me is fucking pushing me on the brink of insanity.

I can not really explain it, but it converts every thought, every memory, every impression I have ever had into a knife that pains with such intensity that there is just no way I can cope with it. And then it waits. It waits until a moment comes to such that there is a unit of consciousness matching the context in the most painful way. And then it brings it up. This is fucking insane. There were a few times I barely stopped in time from yelling at myself in the middle of a street, with multitudes of people around. And I still flinch visibly. This is fucking maddening.

I don't understand why it has to be happening. None of those things were this way, ever. Well there is always something you wish you did differently but it has never been such a problem that I could filter it out and put off. With a lot of the things I actually remember making peace and mentally marking them as being of a "friendly disposition".

But this shit has turned everything upside down. I behave like some mind rotten psychotic freak, afraid of every thought, trying to escape any deviation from the immediate perception in the present, because it fucking hurts. I don't know. Some supposedly smart bitches who call themselves psychologists or whatever preach that it's good to practice concentrating on immediate surrounding like meditating and whatever. But is this supposed to be a fucking race against some uncontrollable evil forces inside your fucking own head? I don't think so.

I don't what what to do with this shit. It seems once I escape one thing to drive me crazy there's another to drive me even crazier. Will it ever fucking stop? Fucking leave me alone. Why not even my fucking head is a safe space? How am I supposed to fucking cope if hostility is both external AND internal? Is there fucking at least something that is mine? At least something I can rely on? Fuck it all!



/liz/

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  No. 1798 [Reply]

so i've been thinking about what it means to be a lizard as opposed to a wizard and made pic related. I am curious, what is your interpretation between wizards and lizards fellow reptilianons?
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  No. 1801

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>>1798
The harsh world has made a reptilianon cold-blooded. This is his place to hide from it in the /b/urrow, or warm his blood in the sun on /liz/. My view is that warmies are all those who don't need a special place (not necessarily lizchan) to make themselves happy. Wizards are potential Lizards because they live in a tower, but they detest and want to attack the world, instead of hiding and chilling (…grilling(?)) in their own place.

  No. 1802

>>1798
I like it. That's how I would class a wizard. A totally clueless guy, unsure about everything, constantly making a fool out of himself. Us lizards are so much more evolved than them.

  No. 1806

>>1798
I feel like that could’ve turned out a lot worse. Props to you.

  No. 3263

Heh that hit me across the face because I am very far from self sufficiency, still haven't found a way around my retardation.

Also why would you disparage demiurge? I think it makes sense that there is an entity that wants to rid the world of superior creatures that are lizards and uses all means to achieve that. This way a natural antagonist of demiurge and lizards' protagonist would be Jesus Raptor. Maybe I give in to imagination too much though. But it sounds epic to me!

Also that's a very accurate description of an average wizchan user.

  No. 3265

I think one of the features of lizard should be his ability to explain his choice of lifestyle without giving any references to trauma or other negative experiences. So that he is not trying to be lizard just because he's bitter and wants to upset (lol) society, but because he naturally arrived at the conclusion that it is the only appropriate lifestyle for him.

Another thing, this time contrary to OPpic, is that I don't believe a lizard only uses violence as the magic trick to btfo intruders. I think a lizard should posses wisdom to know the futility of conflict with warm bloods, who will obstinately sacrifice their entire population just to prove they're more stupid than you. I think it is smarter to avoid open confrontation by subtle manipulation and only apply violence when there are not any other means of protecting your burrow AND maintaining your dignity.



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  No. 6023 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.God bless.
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  No. 8470

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Servile food! OMG!

  No. 8471

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Are you still fat?

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Fool's food!

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>>8471
Who's fat you're fat! My BMI is laughing at you aloud!

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fatty



/b/

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  No. 7994 [Reply]

Eat it out all bob
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  No. 8026

i hate women sometimes…. my goodness

  No. 8027

>>8026
You should hate everyone equally lizza
Otherwise it doesn't sound good

  No. 8030

>>8027
My words exactly. Did you by chance hear it elsewhere or am I hallucinating again?

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had a bigmac and fries and a large coke yummy goyslop

  No. 8072

Dude I swear I'm thin as a match, maybe it's because I haven't hit 30 yet, but eating doesn't seem to matter, I just stay thin. But I don't eat McDonald's shit either. I eat a lot of farinaceous food, though. Don't drink soda though.



/b/

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  No. 6009 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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  No. 7923

Today I was in a trance. I didn't really feel anything at all. Tomorrow is going to be full of shit so I brace myself against what I hate so fucking much, but apart from that, I rot pretty successfully. I think I'm sort of past the lowest point of the breakdown. At least I don't feel acutely pained and restless anymore. I'm becoming hollow again. Guess it isn't that bad, just need more time to turn into a zombie again.

  No. 7927

I legitimately spent the day browsing imageboards and doing shit. I don't even know how the day ended so quickly. I did absolutely fucking nothing.

  No. 7951

Today I used depilation cream around food disposal outlet.
I understand that it may be misunderstood by those fortunate enough to not have -1,5cm 0.6 inch forest on their ass

  No. 7970

Lizchan back from beyond the grave! Wanted to throw in a few words of daily hatred, but site was down. I got a bit upset, but then thought that probably cold blood will not surrender to society, and here it is. All hail lizachan!

  No. 8122

Went for a ride then was rotting.
For past 4days I'm excersizing my legs hard. It's really fun oh and the pump feels great.
I always had stick legs but when I started commuting on bike and walking to 11th floor they got a bit better.
So I'm planning to have huge legs so I can one kick kill normies.
+they treat fit people with more respect for some reason so I've gaslighted myself that having a muscular pair of walkers is going to make them focus less on my retarded ways.
Also trying to gain some weight so I can hate myself less.
Having goals is a good feeling.

But I should probably focus on other things as my mentals are in shambles and I'm unemployed again lol



/liz/

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  No. 556 [Reply]

>there are people on lizchan RIGHT NOW that aren't running OpenSUSE

explain you're self
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>>556
Why would I stop windows from spying on me? They are the only ones who watch over my actions…

  No. 562

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>>561
Do it for him

  No. 563

>>562
T-that stare is quite seductive…
No!! I have to be able to play my man child games on my pirated windows!
If windows 10 doesn't die in 4 years I will consider this.

  No. 669

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>OpenPEPE

  No. 3262

I just opened opensuse.org and holy lizard what the fuck is that site? It looks worse than Microsoft's. Also,
>systemd
Are you genuinely retarded? If you use systemdOS there are no reasons to ever step beyond the forerunners Debian/Arch/Fedora/RHL. These are just different flavors of systemdOS, but they serve different purposes and are more or less convenient depending on your use case.

If you are Real Cold Blooded lizard you make a step away from systemdOS. Then your choice becomes actually fun. Go full autismo with Slackware, or become a t****n with Gentoo, or bleed off the fucking edge with Artix or whatever Arch derivatives aren't systemdOS. Or become godlike and use Devuan. Or use poor man's Void Linux. Lots of choice. That's what makes it interesting. The farther you step away from systemdOS, the more strongly you feel how your soul unites with your system. You feel like you're actually using your system, you actually know what happens behind the scenes. Simply exhilarating. Ubuntu and Arch linux cucks who dedicate 24 hours a day to defending systemdOS everywhere will never taste the sweet nectar of Software Freedom. They will never understand what used to be the true and only purpose of open source software. They will never understand how good it feels to be in control of your system.



/liz/

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  No. 3252 [Reply]

does lizzie have a job?
what does he work as?
how does lizzie's life intertwine with warm blooded employees?

  No. 3253

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E-commerce specialist
I know everything there is about them and also integrating them together with order management programs,automatization, invoicing, warehouse logistics and some advertising.

Everyone likes me and I'm the most upbeat person around. They're often surprised by how much I know. People trust me easily and like sharing personal stuff or secrets with me.

acting like this is putting me under a lot of stress and I can not control it, neither my body can handle this, spasming and my eyes fill up with tears - people are like wtf because other than that I'm functioning normally

which is nice when it comes to pity points - bad regarding salaries and growth cuz "lol he's not confident in what he's saying!"

I'm earning way under than what I should have because of this + every boss I had thought they knew better.
Reverting the changes I made because it doesn't make sense to them while the increase in sales and profit is proved by data.

  No. 3254

>>3253
>those spoilers
have you tried not caring that much about others? they're just coworkers looking to make dough, you're getting used badly that way

  No. 3255

>>3254
I don’t care about them or how they perceive me.

“Acting like this” is incorrect; it’s more like I have a social mode that turns on automatically. I don’t have a sense of self, so I’m not really “acting,” lol.

>You’re getting used badly.

Not really —I’m assertive when someone tries to make a drudge out of me. I actually have fun when people try it; their dumbfounded faces make me feel cool.

It does seem like these situations happen more often for me than for the average person.

I also tried being the quiet, asocial, straight-to-the-point type, but somehow, that just puts more strain on my system.

  No. 3257

My job is to frustrate others I'm paid with pleasure.



/liz/

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  No. 3222 [Reply]

How much of your time is spent Laying Down and Rotting lizzies?
I spend around 5 to 6 hours a day like that, maybe more.
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  No. 3241

I don't even remember any of it. Several years ago I snapped and swore I'd put my life on fast forward and it seems like I really did. [spoiler]I don't want to do any more of this shit. Why do I have to spend entire life doing stupid things for a stupid society I don't care about? Well, if I have to, you can't expect me to be enthusiastic about it[/spoiler]

  No. 3245

It's not rotting it's just lizard's life cycle,just chill lizbros

  No. 3246

I sometimes fantasize about adding external world to a blacklist that would prevent me from perceiving any external stimuli. I'd then lay and rot for a while, finally completely at peace.

  No. 3247

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>>3245
Words of lizdom

  No. 3248

I'm just laying down and doing nothing absolutely. I'm completely down. Trying my best to chill. Wrapped myself in blankets and for Spring to come.



/b/

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  No. 2077 [Reply]

I don't want it to be true.
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  No. 2084

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>>2083
that or he's trapped within his OS

  No. 2090

>>2084
Trapped is such a mean word. He was embraced by it.

  No. 2096

Hope someone makes an archive of all his videos, needs to be kept alive in his works at least.

  No. 7823

Felt like this was yesterday.

  No. 7824

2018 really wasn't so long ago i'll probably walk out of the window if i keep thinking about how fucking fast time goes



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