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  No. 7598 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow
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  No. 8219

>>8218
I wish your bot was more useful than rephrasing what I just said.

  No. 8220

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>>8217
>I'd do it until finish or complete exhaustion
Edging session?

  No. 8221

>>8220
Worse, linux.

  No. 8222

I feel like I'm reaching enlightenment for the hundredth time :O

  No. 8224

Panic.
Try imageboards. Fail.
Try music. Fail.
Try games. Fail.
Try going outside. Fail.
Try to fix shit. Fail.
Good thing I am still trying to do something, bad thing it's weeks too late.


/liz/

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  No. 2367 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

I've been waiting for someone to make it so here it is
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  No. 3259

>>3258
>Highschool DxD
Oh my God dude that's such a flashback! I was really into the first two seasons back in the day! I don't remember anything about it at all, but IIRC it went downhill at some point. It was pretty fun in the beginning. I was much younger back then though. Ahh memories flooding in.

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>>3259
Yeah! For me it was the same.
That was the first anime I watched (not counting boku no pico troll)
>2013
I was watching it on weekly schedule when it was still releasing.
Ended up at 2nd season.

My second one was Highschool of the dead.
Somehow I forgot how much fan service it had lol, noticed when rewatching.

  No. 3261

>>3260
Wasn't my first, but I watched it pretty close to the beginning of my retarded anime career. Bless those people who with a straight face recommend you harems even knowing you're still a novice. I guess watching those killed my brain on its early stages of development so now anime is part of my identity haha

  No. 3264

Dreamt about my dead dog. We hugged and played together. Makes me sad.

  No. 3266

I dreamed about being raped by a fatass ugly bastard then about killing him multiple times
what the fuck god what are you doing to me
the killing part was amazing, it featured a very enjoyable and elaborate pretext of completing a complex level to get inside a knowledge base where i'd spend a lot of time learning murder skills
i mean, amazing dream overall, but the rape part really shouldn't have existed
i feel extremely gay raptor please forgive me


/liz/

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  No. 1798 [Reply]

so i've been thinking about what it means to be a lizard as opposed to a wizard and made pic related. I am curious, what is your interpretation between wizards and lizards fellow reptilianons?
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  No. 1801

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>>1798
The harsh world has made a reptilianon cold-blooded. This is his place to hide from it in the /b/urrow, or warm his blood in the sun on /liz/. My view is that warmies are all those who don't need a special place (not necessarily lizchan) to make themselves happy. Wizards are potential Lizards because they live in a tower, but they detest and want to attack the world, instead of hiding and chilling (…grilling(?)) in their own place.

  No. 1802

>>1798
I like it. That's how I would class a wizard. A totally clueless guy, unsure about everything, constantly making a fool out of himself. Us lizards are so much more evolved than them.

  No. 1806

>>1798
I feel like that could’ve turned out a lot worse. Props to you.

  No. 3263

Heh that hit me across the face because I am very far from self sufficiency, still haven't found a way around my retardation.

Also why would you disparage demiurge? I think it makes sense that there is an entity that wants to rid the world of superior creatures that are lizards and uses all means to achieve that. This way a natural antagonist of demiurge and lizards' protagonist would be Jesus Raptor. Maybe I give in to imagination too much though. But it sounds epic to me!

Also that's a very accurate description of an average wizchan user.

  No. 3265

I think one of the features of lizard should be his ability to explain his choice of lifestyle without giving any references to trauma or other negative experiences. So that he is not trying to be lizard just because he's bitter and wants to upset (lol) society, but because he naturally arrived at the conclusion that it is the only appropriate lifestyle for him.

Another thing, this time contrary to OPpic, is that I don't believe a lizard only uses violence as the magic trick to btfo intruders. I think a lizard should posses wisdom to know the futility of conflict with warm bloods, who will obstinately sacrifice their entire population just to prove they're more stupid than you. I think it is smarter to avoid open confrontation by subtle manipulation and only apply violence when there are not any other means of protecting your burrow AND maintaining your dignity.


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  No. 6023 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.God bless.
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  No. 8209

>>8208
Starvation is good. My fat ass is trying to lose weight.

  No. 8210

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Alright boys calm down!

  No. 8212

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Ain't we having some healthy food in here, huh!?

  No. 8215

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Today with gunpowder!

  No. 8223

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Alright that's my mood for today! Nasty food!


/b/

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  No. 7994 [Reply]

Eat it out all bob
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  No. 8026

i hate women sometimes…. my goodness

  No. 8027

>>8026
You should hate everyone equally lizza
Otherwise it doesn't sound good

  No. 8030

>>8027
My words exactly. Did you by chance hear it elsewhere or am I hallucinating again?

  No. 8032

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had a bigmac and fries and a large coke yummy goyslop

  No. 8072

Dude I swear I'm thin as a match, maybe it's because I haven't hit 30 yet, but eating doesn't seem to matter, I just stay thin. But I don't eat McDonald's shit either. I eat a lot of farinaceous food, though. Don't drink soda though.


/b/

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  No. 7549 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

Wah waah posts go here
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  No. 8154

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Can't find a fucking job in this clown world that pays decent?
FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD
GIVE ME A FUCKING DECENT JOB
NOT A FUCKING BUGMAN JOB

  No. 8155

>job
your job is existing your wage is suffering do you dare ask for more

  No. 8156

>>8155
We pay taxes to pedophiles and the elite.

  No. 8157

>>8156
and these taxes are spent developing strategies to mind control & kill us

  No. 8159

>>8157
You're not wrong on that unfortunately.


/meta/

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d2802  No. 1026 [Reply]

Test. Hopefully up for good now.
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6d604  No. 1202

>>1201
What is Dark Reader?

6242e  No. 1203

>>1201
Lol thought I'm the only one with this issue
That would be cool

49d4b  No. 1204

>>1203
Hm yotsuba works with the Dark Reader. Could be a workaround

721bb  No. 1205

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Can you add User CSS. Vichan should allow that option.

248e6  No. 1211

Just putting this out there for the record and anyone curious. I like to be open about staff and changes. I'm back again for the third time and hopefully the last. Lizchan should be good in terms of payments for the foreseeable future.
Once everything is back under my responsibility again I want to upgrade technology and fix anything needing to be fixed. All that requires planned maintenance and such. And also add anything that would make lizchan posting better and prevent spammers and such. That's it for now.
Happy almost 8th birthday lizchan.


/b/

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  No. 6009 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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  No. 7923

Today I was in a trance. I didn't really feel anything at all. Tomorrow is going to be full of shit so I brace myself against what I hate so fucking much, but apart from that, I rot pretty successfully. I think I'm sort of past the lowest point of the breakdown. At least I don't feel acutely pained and restless anymore. I'm becoming hollow again. Guess it isn't that bad, just need more time to turn into a zombie again.

  No. 7927

I legitimately spent the day browsing imageboards and doing shit. I don't even know how the day ended so quickly. I did absolutely fucking nothing.

  No. 7951

Today I used depilation cream around food disposal outlet.
I understand that it may be misunderstood by those fortunate enough to not have -1,5cm 0.6 inch forest on their ass

  No. 7970

Lizchan back from beyond the grave! Wanted to throw in a few words of daily hatred, but site was down. I got a bit upset, but then thought that probably cold blood will not surrender to society, and here it is. All hail lizachan!

  No. 8122

Went for a ride then was rotting.
For past 4days I'm excersizing my legs hard. It's really fun oh and the pump feels great.
I always had stick legs but when I started commuting on bike and walking to 11th floor they got a bit better.
So I'm planning to have huge legs so I can one kick kill normies.
+they treat fit people with more respect for some reason so I've gaslighted myself that having a muscular pair of walkers is going to make them focus less on my retarded ways.
Also trying to gain some weight so I can hate myself less.
Having goals is a good feeling.

But I should probably focus on other things as my mentals are in shambles and I'm unemployed again lol


/liz/

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  No. 556 [Reply]

>there are people on lizchan RIGHT NOW that aren't running OpenSUSE

explain you're self
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  No. 561

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>>556
Why would I stop windows from spying on me? They are the only ones who watch over my actions…

  No. 562

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>>561
Do it for him

  No. 563

>>562
T-that stare is quite seductive…
No!! I have to be able to play my man child games on my pirated windows!
If windows 10 doesn't die in 4 years I will consider this.

  No. 669

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>OpenPEPE

  No. 3262

I just opened opensuse.org and holy lizard what the fuck is that site? It looks worse than Microsoft's. Also,
>systemd
Are you genuinely retarded? If you use systemdOS there are no reasons to ever step beyond the forerunners Debian/Arch/Fedora/RHL. These are just different flavors of systemdOS, but they serve different purposes and are more or less convenient depending on your use case.

If you are Real Cold Blooded lizard you make a step away from systemdOS. Then your choice becomes actually fun. Go full autismo with Slackware, or become a t****n with Gentoo, or bleed off the fucking edge with Artix or whatever Arch derivatives aren't systemdOS. Or become godlike and use Devuan. Or use poor man's Void Linux. Lots of choice. That's what makes it interesting. The farther you step away from systemdOS, the more strongly you feel how your soul unites with your system. You feel like you're actually using your system, you actually know what happens behind the scenes. Simply exhilarating. Ubuntu and Arch linux cucks who dedicate 24 hours a day to defending systemdOS everywhere will never taste the sweet nectar of Software Freedom. They will never understand what used to be the true and only purpose of open source software. They will never understand how good it feels to be in control of your system.


/liz/

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  No. 3252 [Reply]

does lizzie have a job?
what does he work as?
how does lizzie's life intertwine with warm blooded employees?

  No. 3253

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E-commerce specialist
I know everything there is about them and also integrating them together with order management programs,automatization, invoicing, warehouse logistics and some advertising.

Everyone likes me and I'm the most upbeat person around. They're often surprised by how much I know. People trust me easily and like sharing personal stuff or secrets with me.

acting like this is putting me under a lot of stress and I can not control it, neither my body can handle this, spasming and my eyes fill up with tears - people are like wtf because other than that I'm functioning normally

which is nice when it comes to pity points - bad regarding salaries and growth cuz "lol he's not confident in what he's saying!"

I'm earning way under than what I should have because of this + every boss I had thought they knew better.
Reverting the changes I made because it doesn't make sense to them while the increase in sales and profit is proved by data.

  No. 3254

>>3253
>those spoilers
have you tried not caring that much about others? they're just coworkers looking to make dough, you're getting used badly that way

  No. 3255

>>3254
I don’t care about them or how they perceive me.

“Acting like this” is incorrect; it’s more like I have a social mode that turns on automatically. I don’t have a sense of self, so I’m not really “acting,” lol.

>You’re getting used badly.
Not really —I’m assertive when someone tries to make a drudge out of me. I actually have fun when people try it; their dumbfounded faces make me feel cool.

It does seem like these situations happen more often for me than for the average person.

I also tried being the quiet, asocial, straight-to-the-point type, but somehow, that just puts more strain on my system.

  No. 3257

My job is to frustrate others I'm paid with pleasure.


/liz/

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  No. 926 [Reply]

Does anyone here enjoy philosophy? Who are you favorite philosophers? What books/talks/podcasts would you recommend?

(pics related: Three of my personal favorites. John Zerzan, Emil Cioran, Slavoj Zizek)
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  No. 1296

>>1295
Chuckled.

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  No. 3250

Philosophy has many branches. The only one conductive to happiness requires you to put it in practice, but I am a complete finished loser so I can't even do that. I am herd trapped into misery and I shall suffer till my stupid existence vanishes. It will be as if I had never been born. Thankfully nobody will even know I existed.

  No. 3251

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>>3250
YO WHICH ONE IS IT, HAND OVER THE HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PHILOSOPHY
GIMMEEEE

  No. 3256

>>3251
>HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PHILOSOPHY
GIMMEEEE
Sorry I've never seen anything like that.


/liz/

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  No. 3222 [Reply]

How much of your time is spent Laying Down and Rotting lizzies?
I spend around 5 to 6 hours a day like that, maybe more.
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  No. 3241

I don't even remember any of it. Several years ago I snapped and swore I'd put my life on fast forward and it seems like I really did. [spoiler]I don't want to do any more of this shit. Why do I have to spend entire life doing stupid things for a stupid society I don't care about? Well, if I have to, you can't expect me to be enthusiastic about it[/spoiler]

  No. 3245

It's not rotting it's just lizard's life cycle,just chill lizbros

  No. 3246

I sometimes fantasize about adding external world to a blacklist that would prevent me from perceiving any external stimuli. I'd then lay and rot for a while, finally completely at peace.

  No. 3247

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>>3245
Words of lizdom

  No. 3248

I'm just laying down and doing nothing absolutely. I'm completely down. Trying my best to chill. Wrapped myself in blankets and for Spring to come.


/b/

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  No. 2077 [Reply]

I don't want it to be true.
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  No. 2084

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>>2083
that or he's trapped within his OS

  No. 2090

>>2084
Trapped is such a mean word. He was embraced by it.

  No. 2096

Hope someone makes an archive of all his videos, needs to be kept alive in his works at least.

  No. 7823

Felt like this was yesterday.

  No. 7824

2018 really wasn't so long ago i'll probably walk out of the window if i keep thinking about how fucking fast time goes


/liz/

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  No. 2785 [Reply]

I think the old thread reached its bump limit. So what's everyone been watching recently?

I watched this film the other night. It's kind of a not too bad Alien rehash. The creature effects were well done.
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  No. 3136

>>3122
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
my second favourite horror franchise after Hellraiser
>You're in the middle of nowhere, and for some reason, there are NO phones around?
sounds nice so long as there's no serial killers out to murder you

  No. 3137

>>3136
Well, luckily, these are landlines, so it's not like you can do anything but talk on them. Phones can be beneficial as long as they're not abused, like most technology is.

  No. 3191

New South Park special didn't make me laugh even once, i'm disappointed

  No. 3205

Watched dune 2 without checking out first and holy shit this "I shat my pants" nigger face completely ruined it for me.
Who the fuck casted this "actress", bitch making same braindead face for most of the scenes.
I remember her from some Disney shows and literally nothing changed in her acting.
All she can do is point her jaw forward and squint her eyes trying to look serious, nothing changed.

I was making screenshot to test my theory and it checks out.
So whenever this retarded appeared I just skipped

  No. 3236

New joker is a musical with lady gaga
Bruh


/liz/

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  No. 948 [Reply] [Last50 Posts]

I'm assuming most people here don't do drugs. Anybody ever tried dxm codeine or lean (purple drink)? Looks like something i could try.
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  No. 3188

>>3182
Yeeep, constantly want to die so I'm basically back to the state where I was before doing it, even being super focused on something doesn't make these feelings disappear.

I think it's game over

  No. 3189

i overdosed on dxm tablets and almost died

  No. 3190

>>3189
wow im not the only idiot into drugs.
>almost died
lol how? LD50 is ridiculously high and there were like only few deaths caused by only dxm from what i remember.
BUT I CANT FIND ANY INFO NOW BECAUSE EVERY ENGINE SUCKS

  No. 3214

>>3189
I did 300mg this weekend, music was nice.
Nothing else though.
Expected more fireworks after such a long break.



Some time before that I had a entire week of smoking weed,vidya,movies and doing literally nothing else.
It was lame and not worth the money.
Didn't feel rested afterwards.
Nothing is going to make me feel comfy

  No. 3226

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I am NEVER doing drugs EVER in my life


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