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 No.6009[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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 No.7489

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Wow I am actually surprised this still works
No idea if anyone lurks here, but if you do, I wish you well

 No.7490

>>7487
Yep.

 No.7491

>>7490
you must of been tired. when I get that much sleep every time I sit or lay down I find myself falling asleep

 No.7492

I"m outside a chilis

 No.7493

I"m outside a chilis where my family is. I look outside and remenber the world keeps moving. Goddamn, if not for the cars, this place wpuld be quiet.



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 No.2367[Reply]

I've been waiting for someone to make it so here it is
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 No.3098

I had a bad bad dream as per usual. I was in SM64 in a boxed off level. The ground was full of coins and a few goombas. This section was a bit lower than the rest, and it was packed. On the right side of the room is a closed off section of ramps that you're supposed to triple jump off of. You specifically have to get up to this higher place to try the triple jump. You're meant to triple jump on the ground part of the ramps with a nearby wing cap and once you launch off you're NOT SUPPOSED TO HIT THE GROUND ON THE WAY DOWN WHEN FLYING. I did though. I did. I ended up hitting the ground and launching myself in a dark room which closed. I think there were enemies in there, but I couldn't see them. I freaked the hell out and started screaming and tucking my head into my knees in a corner. I was scared out of my mind. I heard the demo voice of Bowser while in there as well as the theme of the staircase if you don't get 70 stars in Mario 64.

It was so horrifying. Luckily the door did open up, but that's when I woke up. I was still scared out of my mind even when I saw that light. Usually, that doesn't mean anything good. It could mean seeing anything in that light. A shadow creature, a human, an abomination, anything.

The second dream wasn't scary like the last one, but it was disturbing and gross. I won't bother with it though. I didn't have a single good dream last night.

 No.3099

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>>3098
No offence but sounds like asperger haha

I wish I had more game related dreams, only had 3.
One was a nightmare, second one was lame and the last one was the best.
I turned into a yordle (pic) and was hanging out with them in the forest. It was years ago but I still remember it as the best dream I ever had.

Unfortunately all I get now are terrific ones.

 No.3100

>>3099
I had a good dream now. A great dream, even. I was in a grocery store where I used to work, on a computer. I had gotten some groceries from another store already, so I had no real reason to be there. An associate over there was telling other associates why she decided to move to a different department in a store and how unhappy she was. She got negative feedback, but in the end, she was better off in that new department, stocking shelves. I had lost time and it was 15 minutes until closing time. An error appeared on the screen of the computer that needed to be fixed before logging off. I decided to take a look at it and then finally log off. I went to the front of the store where everyone was packing up and I had to ask where my cart of groceries was. I was directed to it and I got my groceries. Then, we all headed out and had to walk a ltitle bit to our cars, which was behind the store. Weird thing. We went out behind the store, but ended up having to go through a back parking lot to the front where there was a side walk to walk back to the front of the store and eventually to the back. No real rhyme or reason. The associate was there saying the same thing to someone walking near us. That person was apparently my aunt. Then, I realize that the associate and I were the same. I was looking at her like I am now look at myself before I decided to get a new job. I've been looking at her situation this entire time from my current situation looking back at my retail job. When I looked at my aunt as well, it reminded me how far I've come as well.

Honestly, really positive dream. We've both gotten to better places now. I'm no longer working that job any more and I've gotten better jobs.

Also yea, kinda Asperger I guess for the SM64 one. I don't many dreams about gaming though. I remember nightmares a lot more than regular dreams, which might be the case you have. I remember a few actual good and inspiring dreams, but that was in high school, which was years ago. It's been so long since I had an inspiring dream until now. This last one might be in my top three though.

The Yordles in your picture are pretty cute. I hope you end up with sweet dreams, lizard.

 No.3106

I was in some badly light office corridor with high ceiling.
Had to speak up to some people but I couldn't make any sound.

I keep getting boring dreams like this one.
Nothing interesting at all.
Walking, can do nothing, wake up.

 No.3110

>>3106
>Nothing interesting at all.
my dreams have been vague and boring for a while now as well



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 No.948[Reply][Last50 Posts]

I'm assuming most people here don't do drugs. Anybody ever tried dxm codeine or lean (purple drink)? Looks like something i could try.
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 No.2797

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>>2796
Chasing the first kratom high?
Why did you decide to buy it?
I'm curious what made you do it

 No.2800

>>2797
First time I bought it I did it because I heard it was supposed to be relaxing and chill, I imagined like the couch locked weed state, and also because it was simply a convenient drug to acquire. This time I did it because I stumbled upon a Joe Rogan clip where they talked about it and I decided to give it a second try.

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 No.2870

>>2869
Sounds like the machine elves are going to be visiting a lot of new people.

 No.3108

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It has been ages since I used dxm.
Took around 450mg. It was very lame, I had no idea what I was doing.
Spent most of the time in bath tube.
Felt extremely itchy for and my jaw was shaking.
Then it stopped and I started analyzing myself.
I came close to realization what should I do in my life and what stuff to fix.
Out of nowhere I heard someone talking upstairs.
This building has whacky vent system so you can hear a lot of stuff with the vent off from other flats.
Just like that I lost the thought and focused on sounds of people talking some gibberish, footsteps and doors.
After that I decided to head back to my room and play games.

Ruined trip because I forgot to turn damn fan on.
Five or six years ago I managed to make up some dumb excuse/explanation for everything that is happening in my life, which kept me going nicely for like a year or more.
I was so close to having it again.

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 No.3059[Reply]

At what age did you realize it was all over? I still had hope until 24. When I failed college and realized i was going to be poor for the rest of my life, i stopped trying to improve myself and only do bare min to survive. almost 30 now, only hobbies are shitposting and playong games.
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 No.3101

I didn't complete highschool until I was 23, then got a job, license, and car all in that year. Then I just got sucked into the wageslave treadmill until I recently quit and am currently a reborn NEET, until I have to work again. I'm dreading it, none of the things I accomplished then have actually helped me much, I'm basically just in the same position but with more responsibilities. Fuck car insurance, I wish I could just store that thing in a garage and bike/ride the bus to work, and only take it out for fun or for errands. Spending upwards of 2k per year on it just sucks.

I'm still miserable and it seems it will never end, even though I'm going to move soon I just don't see much hope for me. I wish I could just live forever in my dreams, I hate this. I really, really do.

 No.3102

>>3101
You sound exactly like me except not the NEET portion. Same age too. I was NEET for a while and just eventually got tired of it. I have to stay busy doing something otherwise I go crazy.

 No.3103

>>3101
cars are just a money pit. you should of gotten an ebike or scooter instead

 No.3104

>>3103
>should of
should have

 No.3105

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>>3102
>was NEET for a while and just eventually got tired of it



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 No.7466[Reply]

bruhs lizzie is dead

 No.7468

The worst Queen of England in history. Doesn't deserve to call herself liz.



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 No.6129[Reply]

What do you hate lizzie?
For me its niggers ans jews
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 No.7451

>>7450
Tap water varies wildly depending on where you live.

 No.7454

>>7451
>tap water tastes like ass
don't you like the taste of fluoride liz?

 No.7455

>>7454
I would take the fluoride taste over musty pipes and weird smell.

 No.7456

>>7449
So what. It's not like there is much of a choice, still beats being dehydrated.

 No.7464

>>7456
add flavor crystals to your water. poor people who can't afford juice have been doing it for decades



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 No.5984[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow.
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 No.7459

>>7458
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. There’s a YT channel called Fringe Wizard.

 No.7461

>>7459
As a trade, there's a YT channel called Forest Anon. He lives on some mountain on government forest land. It's pretty comfy to see his blogs.

The Daggerfall game is working out better now. I spent 5 in game days improving my destruction. I'm still too weak to do the big dungeons, but I got an assignment to find someone in one in a span of two months. Hopefully in that time, I'll be able to penetrate the deep layers of the dungeon get another rank up.

 No.7462

Had (2litres/0.5 gallon) of vanilla milk.
Forgot that I have some sort of milk allergy.
My whole skin is red and itchy, also feeling my urinary tract getting inflamed.

I can consume milk products but in moderate amouny, wasnt paying attention to it
I hope I die lol

 No.7470

a couple more days and it's the end of summer :)

 No.7473

Started playing Ai Dungeon.
It is pretty good once you learn to cooperate with Ai.

You can do a lot of stuff there. From cool adventures to lewd stuff.
My best one was me playing as short goblin and meeting a dragon then moving in with him.

The only downside is that you rather often have to redo actions or lead the Ai into right direction.
I have signed up for the most expensive plan and I have no regrets even though it is costly.
I am using it daily and I do not think that I will ever stop.



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 No.7436[Reply]

What items would you grab first? I'd go for the beer first, maybe get a 12 pack if it isn't too heavy, then I'd try to grab as many cigarette packs as I could, then one or two premade sandwiches, and if there's time half a slushy to cool myself down after all the looting.

 No.7437

Im sucker for supermarket sushi, would take as much as my arms could hold.
It always tastes funny,kinda bad but "sushi" nonetheless.

If they had none, I would take chewing gum. Easy to stuff your pockets with and would last ages.

>>7436
Ah slushie, yummy flavoured frozen water
Count me in

 No.7438

>>7437
you'd probably be the only one raiding the sushi section, I doubt the urban youth eat that stuff

>chewing gum


could be worth it if you grabbed an entire box of them



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 No.7414[Reply]

Hello. I don't know how to say what I want but I will try my best, sorry if I don't make any sense or make any grammatical errors.
I want to work for those who are mega-rich and those who are mega-rich + very influential, I want to be very close to these people and be able to make them do or take things they would not take from a random person. I don't know which job would be best to be able to work for these people since they probably only take people who, not only are the very best, also know them or someone they know personally.
When I say I want to work for the rich, I mean all of them. Politicians, Oil barons, pharmaceutical business men, tech gurus, etc; I want to work for those involved in American politics+business as well as those involved in Chinese politics+business, EU politics+business, Russian politics+business, all of them.
I am studying for medical school since my parents want me to get into a medical related job, but I don't know which medical/medicine job to take when I am done. Due to wanting to be able to work with the rich and also be able to be very close to them in private without anyone else being with them, I am thinking of becoming a surgeon or anaesthetist as I would be super close to these people and be alone + do whatever I want to them, but I would need to be SUPER good and also be super lucky to even get close to these guys.
So what job would be the best for this purpose and what exactly would one need to do, what places would be best for meeting these people and have them hire me to do tasks for them?
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 No.7420

>>7419
I want to, not I am.
I don't want to work for them for money, I want something else

 No.7421

>>7420
It's not fame either, I don't want any materialistic bullshit.

 No.7427

>>7414
try getting a job at Comet Ping Pong

 No.7434

>>7427
wow very funny.
Im being sarcastic in case it isnt obvious

 No.7435

>>7434
Go pro on sucking dongs, be skilled enough and you will reach top

Gotta start somewhere, what do you say about three fiddy?



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 No.7364[Reply]

hahaha American females can't kill their babies anymore. actions have consequences sexhavers

 No.7365

Women who would abort their children do not make good mothers. Expect an increase in number of lizards in 20 years.

 No.7366

I thought that only one state passed that.
Wth is usa doing, forced rainbow propaganda and now this.
I don't get this, why overlords would do this lol

 No.7367

>>7365
>Expect an increase in number of lizards in 20 years.

good, hopefully the post rate here will finally pick up

 No.7371

>>7367
>Post rate
Took 5 days for someone to make another post lol

As long as site is online, I am happy

 No.7374

>>7371
>5 days

I wouldn't want this place to get too busy but 3 or 4 daily new posts would be nice



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 No.6023[Reply][Last50 Posts]

I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.God bless.
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 No.7290

>>7288
Hahaha lol

 No.7297

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>>7290
thang you for laughing

 No.7333

>>7297
What's up Liz? Are you okay?
Nice pic you got there, saved it.
I've used to have a collection of art like that. Shame that drive decided to die

 No.7358

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>>7333
Hard drugs, threatened with homelessness unless I help with field work, daily panic attacks and constant escapism.
Mental health 0, hard to get myself to even post on IB.
I got them all on 2 harddrives, but I can never get around to sorting them, and anything can happen .

 No.7372

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>>6891
>It seems like we've both died, and are now ghost. But through our obnoxious cute image posting we've kept jp spirit alive in our place.
Yeah my ghost seems to have returned back here as well.



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 No.2353[Reply]

"Alimony Blues"

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me
But she fucked my shit up then,
And I ain't seen no good pay
Since, I don't know when.
I'm payin’ alimony,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,
‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama said, "Brendy,
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 No.2360

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Any lizards here have good stories of when they were JUST'd?

 No.2362

>>2360
Yea I just got my hair cut and look like a femboy now, oh well it was free.

 No.2363

>>2362
post pics plz?

 No.2364

>>2363
Would probably get banned, that's warm blood behavior.

 No.2366

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>>2363
>tempting an innocent lizard to warm his blood

I've got my eyes on you, reptilianon



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 No.5999[Reply]

We're back!
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 No.7240

>>7239
i hate that gif

 No.7246

I have no sense of time

 No.7330

Found this guy month ago, he has some good stuff if you enjoyed Goreshit.

**I managed to remeber the character designer so well that I immediately notice the anime grill is from some school sim hentai game, but totally forgot the name of the game. Any liz to the rescue?"

 No.7331

oh uh, I fucked up spoiling. whatever

 No.7344




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 No.7314[Reply]

NIGGERCIDE 2022

More food bought = more niggers killed

Now you have a unique opportunity to optimize as many niggers as possible without sacrificing your life or freedom. The world is now opening a window of opportunity of just a few months, when your small efforts can make a big difference in the world and make it a little cleaner and better. All you have to do is stock up on as much non-perishable food (canned food, cereals, frozen foods) as possible and encourage as many people as possible to do so. Unlike previous years, now all your actions will be enhanced by several coefficients:

1) High fuel and fertilizer prices increase the costs of farmers and agricultural holdings, which reduces the planning horizon and forces producers to refuse to increase production;
2) Unprecedented weather disasters in China, India, Brazil and other key food producers;
3) The effect of panic or "self-fulfilling forecast". The more food they buy -> stronger inflation will be. High inflation -> more countries will impose export restrictions. And this will again increase the effect of panic. This mean an ever-increasing circle or snowball effect.

 No.7315

>>7314
You don't need massshooting or other stupid things to make effective NIGGERCIDE. All you need is to buy as much food as possible and encourage others to do the same. Moreover, your efforts will not be in vain and you will save on food in the future due to rising prices. What is the best way to convince others of this? Each audience needs a different approach. Racists should be told that their actions will kill as many niggers as possible. Believers need to bring the Apocalypse of John the Theologian and call on them to save their families and their friends. Frighten the cowardly with starvation. For the greedy, give data on rising prices for food futures and advise renting warehouses for further speculation. Some data for arguments:

https://www.macrotrends.net/futures/rice
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/ZC*0/futures-prices - corn
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/ZW*0/futures-prices - wheat
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/KO*1 - palm oil
https://www.fao.org/worldfoodsituation/foodpricesindex/en/ - FAO Food Price Index

 No.7316

>>7314
>>7315
Also, do not forget about the location of readers. Information should be conveyed to residents of the EU countries, USA, Britain and the dominions, Japan, South Korea, China, India, states of the Arabian Peninsula. That is, we need countries with a fairly rich population, whose inhabitants are able to buy food for several years in advance at the current moment.

At the end, I will give a few articles that will show you the uniqueness of the current situation:

https://www.bcg.com/publications/2022/how-the-war-in-ukraine-is-affecting-global-food-systems
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_food_crises
https://www.economist.com/leaders/2022/05/19/the-coming-food-catastrophe
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/apr/28/egg-factory-avian-flu-chickens-culled-workers-fired-iowa
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/bird-flu-case-forces-killing-53-million-chickens-83537693
https://www.eutimes.net/2022/04/dozens-of-us-food-processing-plants-destroyed-in-fires-accidents-in-recent-weeks/
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/stunning-images-show-potash-train-derailed-canada-amid-fertilizer-crunch

Now you must make sure that several rare factors have come together in the world now and it is criminal to miss such an opportunity. Need to forge while hot. Otherwise, the moment will be missed and we willPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.7318

>>7314
All those nigs will probably just flee to white countries when they're starving. That and bleeding hearts will send them massive amounts of food aid paid for by my tax dollars. The mud races are like cockroaches, they'll do anything to survive and propagate.

I do hope I'm wrong though, I really want to see a global famine in my lifetime.

 No.7325

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>>7318
>All those nigs will probably just flee to white countries when they're starvin
Salvini in Italy recently said exactly that. He is controlled opposition, not a real nationalist, but that's probably the plan of his masters.

 No.7329

>>7325
probably, I don't think many world events happen spontaneously



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 No.7296[Reply]

lizchan user snaps after normies bullied him for too long.

 No.7298

lizard > mangy mutts

 No.7299

based liz

 No.7304




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