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 No.1798[Reply]

so i've been thinking about what it means to be a lizard as opposed to a wizard and made pic related. I am curious, what is your interpretation between wizards and lizards fellow reptilianons?

  No. 1799

>>1798
I like the drawing but generally I think the only real difference is that wizards tend to want to be normal and invite a lot of woman hate out of bitterness instead of their flaws.
I think that's the only real thing that we should claim really seperates us, or the gate keeping would get to obnoxious for even real lizards to stand.

  No. 1801

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>>1798
The harsh world has made a reptilianon cold-blooded. This is his place to hide from it in the /b/urrow, or warm his blood in the sun on /liz/. My view is that warmies are all those who don't need a special place (not necessarily lizchan) to make themselves happy. Wizards are potential Lizards because they live in a tower, but they detest and want to attack the world, instead of hiding and chilling (…grilling(?)) in their own place.

  No. 1802

>>1798
I like it. That's how I would class a wizard. A totally clueless guy, unsure about everything, constantly making a fool out of himself. Us lizards are so much more evolved than them.

  No. 1806

>>1798
I feel like that could’ve turned out a lot worse. Props to you.

  No. 3263

Heh that hit me across the face because I am very far from self sufficiency, still haven't found a way around my retardation.

Also why would you disparage demiurge? I think it makes sense that there is an entity that wants to rid the world of superior creatures that are lizards and uses all means to achieve that. This way a natural antagonist of demiurge and lizards' protagonist would be Jesus Raptor. Maybe I give in to imagination too much though. But it sounds epic to me!

Also that's a very accurate description of an average wizchan user.


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 No.556[Reply]

>there are people on lizchan RIGHT NOW that aren't running OpenSUSE

explain you're self
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  No. 561

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>>556
Why would I stop windows from spying on me? They are the only ones who watch over my actions…

  No. 562

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>>561
Do it for him

  No. 563

>>562
T-that stare is quite seductive…
No!! I have to be able to play my man child games on my pirated windows!
If windows 10 doesn't die in 4 years I will consider this.

  No. 669

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>OpenPEPE

  No. 3262

I just opened opensuse.org and holy lizard what the fuck is that site? It looks worse than Microsoft's. Also,
>systemd
Are you genuinely retarded? If you use systemdOS there are no reasons to ever step beyond the forerunners Debian/Arch/Fedora/RHL. These are just different flavors of systemdOS, but they serve different purposes and are more or less convenient depending on your use case.

If you are Real Cold Blooded lizard you make a step away from systemdOS. Then your choice becomes actually fun. Go full autismo with Slackware, or become a t****n with Gentoo, or bleed off the fucking edge with Artix or whatever Arch derivatives aren't systemdOS. Or become godlike and use Devuan. Or use poor man's Void Linux. Lots of choice. That's what makes it interesting. The farther you step away from systemdOS, the more strongly you feel how your soul unites with your system. You feel like you're actually using your system, you actually know what happens behind the scenes. Simply exhilarating. Ubuntu and Arch linux cucks who dedicate 24 hours a day to defending systemdOS everywhere will never taste the sweet nectar of Software Freedom. They will never understand what used to be the true and only purpose of open source software. They will never understand how good it feels to be in control of your system.


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 No.2367[Reply][Last50 Posts]

I've been waiting for someone to make it so here it is
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  No. 3249

Dreams only tease me and that rarely. Usually it's just perpetual emptiness

  No. 3258

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Knee kicked wall and that left me with a bruise.
Don't try me, I will fuck you up in my dreams!

Don't remember what was that about but they were lucky

  No. 3259

>>3258
>Highschool DxD
Oh my God dude that's such a flashback! I was really into the first two seasons back in the day! I don't remember anything about it at all, but IIRC it went downhill at some point. It was pretty fun in the beginning. I was much younger back then though. Ahh memories flooding in.

  No. 3260

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>>3259
Yeah! For me it was the same.
That was the first anime I watched (not counting boku no pico troll)
>2013
I was watching it on weekly schedule when it was still releasing.
Ended up at 2nd season.

My second one was Highschool of the dead.
Somehow I forgot how much fan service it had lol, noticed when rewatching.

  No. 3261

>>3260
Wasn't my first, but I watched it pretty close to the beginning of my retarded anime career. Bless those people who with a straight face recommend you harems even knowing you're still a novice. I guess watching those killed my brain on its early stages of development so now anime is part of my identity haha


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 No.3252[Reply]

does lizzie have a job?
what does he work as?
how does lizzie's life intertwine with warm blooded employees?

  No. 3253

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E-commerce specialist
I know everything there is about them and also integrating them together with order management programs,automatization, invoicing, warehouse logistics and some advertising.

Everyone likes me and I'm the most upbeat person around. They're often surprised by how much I know. People trust me easily and like sharing personal stuff or secrets with me.

acting like this is putting me under a lot of stress and I can not control it, neither my body can handle this, spasming and my eyes fill up with tears - people are like wtf because other than that I'm functioning normally

which is nice when it comes to pity points - bad regarding salaries and growth cuz "lol he's not confident in what he's saying!"

I'm earning way under than what I should have because of this + every boss I had thought they knew better.
Reverting the changes I made because it doesn't make sense to them while the increase in sales and profit is proved by data.

  No. 3254

>>3253
>those spoilers
have you tried not caring that much about others? they're just coworkers looking to make dough, you're getting used badly that way

  No. 3255

>>3254
I don’t care about them or how they perceive me.

“Acting like this” is incorrect; it’s more like I have a social mode that turns on automatically. I don’t have a sense of self, so I’m not really “acting,” lol.

>You’re getting used badly.
Not really —I’m assertive when someone tries to make a drudge out of me. I actually have fun when people try it; their dumbfounded faces make me feel cool.

It does seem like these situations happen more often for me than for the average person.

I also tried being the quiet, asocial, straight-to-the-point type, but somehow, that just puts more strain on my system.

  No. 3257

My job is to frustrate others I'm paid with pleasure.


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 No.926[Reply]

Does anyone here enjoy philosophy? Who are you favorite philosophers? What books/talks/podcasts would you recommend?

(pics related: Three of my personal favorites. John Zerzan, Emil Cioran, Slavoj Zizek)
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  No. 1296

>>1295
Chuckled.

  No. 1300

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  No. 3250

Philosophy has many branches. The only one conductive to happiness requires you to put it in practice, but I am a complete finished loser so I can't even do that. I am herd trapped into misery and I shall suffer till my stupid existence vanishes. It will be as if I had never been born. Thankfully nobody will even know I existed.

  No. 3251

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>>3250
YO WHICH ONE IS IT, HAND OVER THE HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PHILOSOPHY
GIMMEEEE

  No. 3256

>>3251
>HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PHILOSOPHY
GIMMEEEE
Sorry I've never seen anything like that.


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 No.3222[Reply]

How much of your time is spent Laying Down and Rotting lizzies?
I spend around 5 to 6 hours a day like that, maybe more.
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  No. 3241

I don't even remember any of it. Several years ago I snapped and swore I'd put my life on fast forward and it seems like I really did. [spoiler]I don't want to do any more of this shit. Why do I have to spend entire life doing stupid things for a stupid society I don't care about? Well, if I have to, you can't expect me to be enthusiastic about it[/spoiler]

  No. 3245

It's not rotting it's just lizard's life cycle,just chill lizbros

  No. 3246

I sometimes fantasize about adding external world to a blacklist that would prevent me from perceiving any external stimuli. I'd then lay and rot for a while, finally completely at peace.

  No. 3247

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>>3245
Words of lizdom

  No. 3248

I'm just laying down and doing nothing absolutely. I'm completely down. Trying my best to chill. Wrapped myself in blankets and for Spring to come.


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 No.2785[Reply]

I think the old thread reached its bump limit. So what's everyone been watching recently?

I watched this film the other night. It's kind of a not too bad Alien rehash. The creature effects were well done.
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  No. 3136

>>3122
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
my second favourite horror franchise after Hellraiser
>You're in the middle of nowhere, and for some reason, there are NO phones around?
sounds nice so long as there's no serial killers out to murder you

  No. 3137

>>3136
Well, luckily, these are landlines, so it's not like you can do anything but talk on them. Phones can be beneficial as long as they're not abused, like most technology is.

  No. 3191

New South Park special didn't make me laugh even once, i'm disappointed

  No. 3205

Watched dune 2 without checking out first and holy shit this "I shat my pants" nigger face completely ruined it for me.
Who the fuck casted this "actress", bitch making same braindead face for most of the scenes.
I remember her from some Disney shows and literally nothing changed in her acting.
All she can do is point her jaw forward and squint her eyes trying to look serious, nothing changed.

I was making screenshot to test my theory and it checks out.
So whenever this retarded appeared I just skipped

  No. 3236

New joker is a musical with lady gaga
Bruh


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 No.948[Reply][Last50 Posts]

I'm assuming most people here don't do drugs. Anybody ever tried dxm codeine or lean (purple drink)? Looks like something i could try.
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  No. 3188

>>3182
Yeeep, constantly want to die so I'm basically back to the state where I was before doing it, even being super focused on something doesn't make these feelings disappear.

I think it's game over

  No. 3189

i overdosed on dxm tablets and almost died

  No. 3190

>>3189
wow im not the only idiot into drugs.
>almost died
lol how? LD50 is ridiculously high and there were like only few deaths caused by only dxm from what i remember.
BUT I CANT FIND ANY INFO NOW BECAUSE EVERY ENGINE SUCKS

  No. 3214

>>3189
I did 300mg this weekend, music was nice.
Nothing else though.
Expected more fireworks after such a long break.



Some time before that I had a entire week of smoking weed,vidya,movies and doing literally nothing else.
It was lame and not worth the money.
Didn't feel rested afterwards.
Nothing is going to make me feel comfy

  No. 3226

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I am NEVER doing drugs EVER in my life


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 No.3207[Reply]

I know this isn't an incel website, but man do I hate HR roasties and women in general.

Every fucking time I try getting a good paying cush job there's always a female in the interview. Giving women rights was a mistake. And now men are having to pay that price.

  No. 3208

Heh I feel you, never got the job when interviewed by woman

But for me it's easier to work with them.
Somehow every interaction with male colleagues that I had was basically a machoman contest, tiresome and gay.

  No. 3209

>>3208
That too, chads that mog me in every aspect always have to put the lesser genetically man down. I'm just here for a paycheck, not here for a dick measure contest. The thing with women though is they get the 'ick' if you are autistic or don't talk. I'm very quiet and women think I'm super weird when in reality I just don't care about anyone at work because I'm paid to put a smile on and act friendly.

  No. 3211

>>3209
>the lesser genetically man down
Your browsing history speaks here a bit, it's all about what you make out of yourself.
>They get the 'ick' if you are autistic or don't talk.
Good build is more important than those things.

I said it's easier but forgot to add how many times there is a need to explain the same shit over and over

  No. 3220

Just become gay/trans ;)

  No. 3221

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>>3220
Ahahah
>>3207
Maybe women were never the issue, just the lack of hot men on interviews.


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 No.3158[Reply]

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  No. 3197

WAKE THE FUCK UP LIZARDS
WE HAVE SPELLS TO CAST
[i]blabbering in magic[/i]

[s]the one advantage of dead virgin sites is that you don't get to see crabs[/s]

  No. 3198

>>3197
[b] casts spam [/b]

  No. 3201

>>3198
we don't need to spam. feel the magic flowing. feel the power growing. feel the wisdom filling your mind! it's time we learn some latin or greek or whatever to do some seemingly incoherent blabbering which in truth is magic incantations.

  No. 3202

>>3201
Too late for your wisdom I can not uncast what has been casted

  No. 3203

>>3202
don't worry there's no way we mages can't turn any tide to our own purposes


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