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I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.God bless.
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cleaning the board

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-Resting in your burrow,
-Eating a huge meal then sleeping
-Unhinging your jaw like a snake and eating people whole

What else am I missing lizards?


avoiding hard work, dumping on warmbloods


Getting absorbed in hobbies or escapism for weeks.
Taking it easy.
Worshiping our omnipotent reptilian god, creator of anime, summoner of the end times, enjoyer of the taste of blood.


eating pussy jk :P



I wish I could get absorbed into hobbies for weeks but my brain lets me get absorbed for a few days and then gets bored of it. Also real life is just on my mind and it continually barges into my life with work.


I struggle with the same thing, but sometimes get lucky - usually goes a few weeks of constant escapism, followed by a few weeks of panic attacks and a lack of will to do anything.

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Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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Where I'm at in the USA I live in Suburban-Urban hell. Once you get out of the Suburbs, there's a road where cars go 45 mph with no sidewalks in sight. If you manage to walk in the grass near the road, the nearest things are a Walmart and a highway. All other places lead to the same or converging roads that are 45 MPH or more. 45 MPH is pretty much the slowest too. To top it all, it's not even a stroad where there are crappy sidewalks that are super dangerous since the speed limit is still too high and the stroads might to lead you across the traffic roads itself.

Hope that makes sense. Also, parks aren't open past 5PM in the winter time here, and even if I could go for a night walk, I'd be afraid of getting mugged.


Yeah, American cities are pretty shit when a it comes to being walkable and having bike lanes. Everything was designed with cars in mind.

>afraid of getting mugged

It's the same here, but for a couple of days there was snow on the ground and it seemed to keep all the normies inside. Leaving the park clear for my night walk.



It's not even the cities. The entirety of the USA is car-based. The cities have a bunch of stores spread out so it takes longer to get to them. I've only been to Ireland and I could see a huge difference in how cities were handled. The shops were close together and you could walk anywhere. I believe you could also take buses to different cities as well. It's not like that here in America.

Also the closest park nearby is a few miles - maybe five - away. Also the good parks close up as in they gate the parks at night.


>the good parks close up as in they gate the parks at night

Probably either because of the gangs or homosexuals in your area. Those groups have to ruin things for everyone.



I think they're also nature reserve or something. I mostly go to nature reserves because they're the biggest parks without much infrastructure. There's one about 30 minutes away that's like that but you can still see the roads nearby in certain places. Sad. So it's not really gangs of horny homosexuals buttfucking at night but rather state laws that close them down.

I've gone to pretty much all, if not all, nature reserves and such near my house. The closest one's I've not gone to are an hour away at least. I don't know where to go any more without dedicating a huge amount of time going to a different part of the state three hours away, renting a hotel or airbnb, and spending multiple days hiking and looking at nature. It's new to me too. Never done it. It's scary.

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Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow.
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Chain smoked then played some viscera cleanup detail.
Gonno have to penny pinch all year I'm terrified of my pc dying, i'd have to get a job and do people things or something.


>Gonno have to penny pinch all year

the way prices are shooting up I'm going to have to do the same. every week it seems like everything goes up a dollar


I was learning and got very very tired. Now I've slept for a few hours and I want to study again (but I won't lol). I'm playing a real life Morrowind my lizzas.


all that book reading must of tired you out liz


>upgrade to windows 11

go fuck yourself Microsoft


We're back!
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sumthin' 4 da headz




Oh how long I've been waiting for some Liz to post vocaloid so I can show off with better one

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i am based


Looks promising. I'll spread the word!


I hate the internet


it' shit like all your other chans

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 No.5993[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Remember Lizzies it's bad to hold negative emotions since they build up.
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Oh no playing games and full isolation does not shut the negative thoughts anymore.
Well, that always worked. I feel like shit

I can't fix the things that are causing it since they're not material at all.
My brain is trying to kill me hah
Stupid crap, has everything it needs and still bothers me


I know, my brain and guts are always sabotaging me. A lot of the time I just want to rest on the couch but the nerves is those two parts in my body keep telling me to be nervous about this or that, making my heart speed up. Not that I would do it but I can sort of understand why some people voluntarily lobotomized themselves back in the day.


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Welp got laid off from doing remote stuff.
Now I have to work at place. I was being "not efficient".
Yeah, not efficient. I wonder what I would hear from Boss if I didn't do unpaid overtime hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That just sounds like you have unfinished business that should be taken care of


well i'm not eating taco bell for a while fucking asshole is having a battle right now


>unfinished business

I stress out about nothing. I'm fully aware it's bullshit but like I said my nerves betray me.

stop complaining, you know that taco bell was totally worth the diarrhea


Holy shit, lizmin actually fixed the site. I was starting to think the place was gone for good this time.
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You put drugs or money underneath the lizmin's nose. It will smell the delicious subsistence and its eyes will open up.


He has an email, but I don't remember what it is.


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Has this happened a lot? It died for 6+ months and I stopped using imageboards and gave up on checking. Hope lizmins okay.


If I can remember correctly the site died twice, only to miraculously come back months later.


Yea I remember now switching from org to xyz, had to go to a backup once, even emailing lizmin - it used to go down sporadically for a bit, but then it stayed down for a long time.
Secretly thought my high post rate made lizmin torch the site in a rage of cringe.


Are aliens real?
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since they are gone I might as well ask the question I wanted to ask.
If you were to run up to the average alien people claim to see, pull out a 12 gauge shotgun and shoot them in the face, would they die or would it bounce off them or go through them? I always see people claim skinwalkers are strong and scary but France, Britain and Spain managed to kill 98% of the native population which surely must have contained some skin-walkers so some cryptids are killable right? If so why has no one ever shot or stabbed one or even beated them to death with their hands


When aliens do their abductions they have some sort of technology that puts people into a powerless and surreal state. If you tried to shotgun one of them you'd more likely shoot one of your own family member. You'd totally be out of while they took you on their ship and conducted their experiments/rape on you.


so are they bulletproof or not? What if you were lucky enough to sneak up behind them and shoot, they are described as midgets so I am guessing it's akin to the average women visiting a hostile planet.
Also with men in black who some think to be aliens, I have no idea why no one shoots them or rape/torture them as if they are alien (and you manage to injure them to prevent defense) they cant get help since they arent human (seriously what are they going to do, call the police? haha)


If for whatever reason you're not it the state of total confusion and are able to get to a gun you'll probably shoot a person thinking it's an alien.

When you get abducted there's nothing you can do, you're a total victim, they'll just take you on their ship and stick objects up your ass while you're crawling around trying to make sense of things. And once it's all over you'll have no memories of what they did to you unless you get hypnotized in a therapy session. It's why abduction survivors describe the experience as getting raped.


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Yes, just like anime.


only idiots pay for groceries

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