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 No.6009[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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 No.7489

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Wow I am actually surprised this still works
No idea if anyone lurks here, but if you do, I wish you well

 No.7490

>>7487
Yep.

 No.7491

>>7490
you must of been tired. when I get that much sleep every time I sit or lay down I find myself falling asleep

 No.7492

I"m outside a chilis

 No.7493

I"m outside a chilis where my family is. I look outside and remenber the world keeps moving. Goddamn, if not for the cars, this place wpuld be quiet.



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 No.7466[Reply]

bruhs lizzie is dead

 No.7468

The worst Queen of England in history. Doesn't deserve to call herself liz.



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 No.6129[Reply]

What do you hate lizzie?
For me its niggers ans jews
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 No.7451

>>7450
Tap water varies wildly depending on where you live.

 No.7454

>>7451
>tap water tastes like ass
don't you like the taste of fluoride liz?

 No.7455

>>7454
I would take the fluoride taste over musty pipes and weird smell.

 No.7456

>>7449
So what. It's not like there is much of a choice, still beats being dehydrated.

 No.7464

>>7456
add flavor crystals to your water. poor people who can't afford juice have been doing it for decades



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 No.5984[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow.
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 No.7459

>>7458
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. There’s a YT channel called Fringe Wizard.

 No.7461

>>7459
As a trade, there's a YT channel called Forest Anon. He lives on some mountain on government forest land. It's pretty comfy to see his blogs.

The Daggerfall game is working out better now. I spent 5 in game days improving my destruction. I'm still too weak to do the big dungeons, but I got an assignment to find someone in one in a span of two months. Hopefully in that time, I'll be able to penetrate the deep layers of the dungeon get another rank up.

 No.7462

Had (2litres/0.5 gallon) of vanilla milk.
Forgot that I have some sort of milk allergy.
My whole skin is red and itchy, also feeling my urinary tract getting inflamed.

I can consume milk products but in moderate amouny, wasnt paying attention to it
I hope I die lol

 No.7470

a couple more days and it's the end of summer :)

 No.7473

Started playing Ai Dungeon.
It is pretty good once you learn to cooperate with Ai.

You can do a lot of stuff there. From cool adventures to lewd stuff.
My best one was me playing as short goblin and meeting a dragon then moving in with him.

The only downside is that you rather often have to redo actions or lead the Ai into right direction.
I have signed up for the most expensive plan and I have no regrets even though it is costly.
I am using it daily and I do not think that I will ever stop.



 No.7436[Reply]

What items would you grab first? I'd go for the beer first, maybe get a 12 pack if it isn't too heavy, then I'd try to grab as many cigarette packs as I could, then one or two premade sandwiches, and if there's time half a slushy to cool myself down after all the looting.

 No.7437

Im sucker for supermarket sushi, would take as much as my arms could hold.
It always tastes funny,kinda bad but "sushi" nonetheless.

If they had none, I would take chewing gum. Easy to stuff your pockets with and would last ages.

>>7436
Ah slushie, yummy flavoured frozen water
Count me in

 No.7438

>>7437
you'd probably be the only one raiding the sushi section, I doubt the urban youth eat that stuff

>chewing gum


could be worth it if you grabbed an entire box of them



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 No.7414[Reply]

Hello. I don't know how to say what I want but I will try my best, sorry if I don't make any sense or make any grammatical errors.
I want to work for those who are mega-rich and those who are mega-rich + very influential, I want to be very close to these people and be able to make them do or take things they would not take from a random person. I don't know which job would be best to be able to work for these people since they probably only take people who, not only are the very best, also know them or someone they know personally.
When I say I want to work for the rich, I mean all of them. Politicians, Oil barons, pharmaceutical business men, tech gurus, etc; I want to work for those involved in American politics+business as well as those involved in Chinese politics+business, EU politics+business, Russian politics+business, all of them.
I am studying for medical school since my parents want me to get into a medical related job, but I don't know which medical/medicine job to take when I am done. Due to wanting to be able to work with the rich and also be able to be very close to them in private without anyone else being with them, I am thinking of becoming a surgeon or anaesthetist as I would be super close to these people and be alone + do whatever I want to them, but I would need to be SUPER good and also be super lucky to even get close to these guys.
So what job would be the best for this purpose and what exactly would one need to do, what places would be best for meeting these people and have them hire me to do tasks for them?
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 No.7420

>>7419
I want to, not I am.
I don't want to work for them for money, I want something else

 No.7421

>>7420
It's not fame either, I don't want any materialistic bullshit.

 No.7427

>>7414
try getting a job at Comet Ping Pong

 No.7434

>>7427
wow very funny.
Im being sarcastic in case it isnt obvious

 No.7435

>>7434
Go pro on sucking dongs, be skilled enough and you will reach top

Gotta start somewhere, what do you say about three fiddy?



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 No.7364[Reply]

hahaha American females can't kill their babies anymore. actions have consequences sexhavers

 No.7365

Women who would abort their children do not make good mothers. Expect an increase in number of lizards in 20 years.

 No.7366

I thought that only one state passed that.
Wth is usa doing, forced rainbow propaganda and now this.
I don't get this, why overlords would do this lol

 No.7367

>>7365
>Expect an increase in number of lizards in 20 years.

good, hopefully the post rate here will finally pick up

 No.7371

>>7367
>Post rate
Took 5 days for someone to make another post lol

As long as site is online, I am happy

 No.7374

>>7371
>5 days

I wouldn't want this place to get too busy but 3 or 4 daily new posts would be nice



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 No.6023[Reply][Last50 Posts]

I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.God bless.
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 No.7290

>>7288
Hahaha lol

 No.7297

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>>7290
thang you for laughing

 No.7333

>>7297
What's up Liz? Are you okay?
Nice pic you got there, saved it.
I've used to have a collection of art like that. Shame that drive decided to die

 No.7358

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>>7333
Hard drugs, threatened with homelessness unless I help with field work, daily panic attacks and constant escapism.
Mental health 0, hard to get myself to even post on IB.
I got them all on 2 harddrives, but I can never get around to sorting them, and anything can happen .

 No.7372

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>>6891
>It seems like we've both died, and are now ghost. But through our obnoxious cute image posting we've kept jp spirit alive in our place.
Yeah my ghost seems to have returned back here as well.



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 No.2353[Reply]

"Alimony Blues"

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me
But she fucked my shit up then,
And I ain't seen no good pay
Since, I don't know when.
I'm payin’ alimony,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,
‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama said, "Brendy,
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 No.2360

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Any lizards here have good stories of when they were JUST'd?

 No.2362

>>2360
Yea I just got my hair cut and look like a femboy now, oh well it was free.

 No.2363

>>2362
post pics plz?

 No.2364

>>2363
Would probably get banned, that's warm blood behavior.

 No.2366

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>>2363
>tempting an innocent lizard to warm his blood

I've got my eyes on you, reptilianon



 No.5999[Reply]

We're back!
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 No.7240

>>7239
i hate that gif

 No.7246

I have no sense of time

 No.7330

Found this guy month ago, he has some good stuff if you enjoyed Goreshit.

**I managed to remeber the character designer so well that I immediately notice the anime grill is from some school sim hentai game, but totally forgot the name of the game. Any liz to the rescue?"

 No.7331

oh uh, I fucked up spoiling. whatever

 No.7344




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