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 No.5984[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow.
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 No.7422

Where is everyone? It's sad to come back in a few days and see no posts. Or at least, posts, I want to respond to, of course.

 No.7423

>>7422
I don’t really post.

 No.7424

>>7422
Im visiting few times a day but rarerly post.
My life has been the same for the past few years.
All I can write about is bitching about mental issues, tell what I was dreaming.

All my days are the same, work/play games. Not even trying the new ones. And of course visiting this site,the only IG I use.

Just waiting for death, I can see the time passing faster which is cool

 No.7426

>>7424
my life has completely stagnated as well

 No.7428

>>7424
Pretty relatable. I have a few things I live for, but it's pretty much the same. I still use wizchan and go to the bunker every once in a while to lurk. Other than that, my life is also the same and in a way, I'm waiting for my bad health to catch up to me.



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 No.7414[Reply]

Hello. I don't know how to say what I want but I will try my best, sorry if I don't make any sense or make any grammatical errors.
I want to work for those who are mega-rich and those who are mega-rich + very influential, I want to be very close to these people and be able to make them do or take things they would not take from a random person. I don't know which job would be best to be able to work for these people since they probably only take people who, not only are the very best, also know them or someone they know personally.
When I say I want to work for the rich, I mean all of them. Politicians, Oil barons, pharmaceutical business men, tech gurus, etc; I want to work for those involved in American politics+business as well as those involved in Chinese politics+business, EU politics+business, Russian politics+business, all of them.
I am studying for medical school since my parents want me to get into a medical related job, but I don't know which medical/medicine job to take when I am done. Due to wanting to be able to work with the rich and also be able to be very close to them in private without anyone else being with them, I am thinking of becoming a surgeon or anaesthetist as I would be super close to these people and be alone + do whatever I want to them, but I would need to be SUPER good and also be super lucky to even get close to these guys.
So what job would be the best for this purpose and what exactly would one need to do, what places would be best for meeting these people and have them hire me to do tasks for them?
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 No.7418

I was told a driver, janitor, security guard, chef or maid would be good ways to getting close to the rich but for a janito, house maid & chef, you have to be really lucky or so good to even work for the rich
I am good at driving but I don't know how I would be able to find some politician to work for, especially when a lot of those people probably have self driving cars or something.
Most of the guards for the elite are average or above average height, I am a manlet so won't be able to do this.
One problem with all of these, even if I get lucky I would only be working for one person, I want to be able to go after more than one rich powerful man or woman, although a janitor + driver might be near more than one rich person since these people usually invite their kind to parties and what not. The main problem is I don't know how I would start with the driver or janitor route.

 No.7419

>>7417
> Due to wanting to be able to work with the rich and also be able to be very close to them
Ugh this sounds warm as fuck, I would never even think that you are for real.
What are you doing here Chad?

 No.7420

>>7419
I want to, not I am.
I don't want to work for them for money, I want something else

 No.7421

>>7420
It's not fame either, I don't want any materialistic bullshit.

 No.7427

>>7414
try getting a job at Comet Ping Pong



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 No.6009[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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 No.7408

>>7407
brutal, and on regular bike I take it not an ebike. hope you didn't have too many hills to go up

 No.7409

well you're certainly doing your job today Mr Sun :( I feel like I'm going to sweat to death

 No.7410

>>7409
This summer is the worst. I had never experienced one so brutal in my adult life. It's killing me physically and mentally.

 No.7411

I woke up at about 10:40 AM to find out the source of a burning smell in the house. Then, I ate and drank water since I was deathly hungry, then went back to sleep until 5 PM. I then went down, ate some fast food with the family, went for a car drive as a passenger to test out a deflated tire, and now I'm here. Drinking diet Pepsi right now. Might do something worthwhile, not sure. If I do, I'll tell y'all tomorrow.

 No.7413

>>7410
usually heatwaves here last for 2 or 3 days but this summer it lasted for a fucking week, and we're gonna get more high temperatures over this weekend. I couldn't even afford ac if I wanted it so I'm stuck dying in the heat



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 No.7364[Reply]

hahaha American females can't kill their babies anymore. actions have consequences sexhavers

 No.7365

Women who would abort their children do not make good mothers. Expect an increase in number of lizards in 20 years.

 No.7366

I thought that only one state passed that.
Wth is usa doing, forced rainbow propaganda and now this.
I don't get this, why overlords would do this lol

 No.7367

>>7365
>Expect an increase in number of lizards in 20 years.

good, hopefully the post rate here will finally pick up

 No.7371

>>7367
>Post rate
Took 5 days for someone to make another post lol

As long as site is online, I am happy

 No.7374

>>7371
>5 days

I wouldn't want this place to get too busy but 3 or 4 daily new posts would be nice



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 No.6023[Reply][Last50 Posts]

I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.God bless.
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 No.7290

>>7288
Hahaha lol

 No.7297

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>>7290
thang you for laughing

 No.7333

>>7297
What's up Liz? Are you okay?
Nice pic you got there, saved it.
I've used to have a collection of art like that. Shame that drive decided to die

 No.7358

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>>7333
Hard drugs, threatened with homelessness unless I help with field work, daily panic attacks and constant escapism.
Mental health 0, hard to get myself to even post on IB.
I got them all on 2 harddrives, but I can never get around to sorting them, and anything can happen .

 No.7372

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>>6891
>It seems like we've both died, and are now ghost. But through our obnoxious cute image posting we've kept jp spirit alive in our place.
Yeah my ghost seems to have returned back here as well.



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 No.2353[Reply]

"Alimony Blues"

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me
But she fucked my shit up then,
And I ain't seen no good pay
Since, I don't know when.
I'm payin’ alimony,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,
‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama said, "Brendy,
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.2360

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Any lizards here have good stories of when they were JUST'd?

 No.2362

>>2360
Yea I just got my hair cut and look like a femboy now, oh well it was free.

 No.2363

>>2362
post pics plz?

 No.2364

>>2363
Would probably get banned, that's warm blood behavior.

 No.2366

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>>2363
>tempting an innocent lizard to warm his blood

I've got my eyes on you, reptilianon



 No.5999[Reply]

We're back!
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 No.7240

>>7239
i hate that gif

 No.7246

I have no sense of time

 No.7330

Found this guy month ago, he has some good stuff if you enjoyed Goreshit.

**I managed to remeber the character designer so well that I immediately notice the anime grill is from some school sim hentai game, but totally forgot the name of the game. Any liz to the rescue?"

 No.7331

oh uh, I fucked up spoiling. whatever

 No.7344




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 No.7314[Reply]

NIGGERCIDE 2022

More food bought = more niggers killed

Now you have a unique opportunity to optimize as many niggers as possible without sacrificing your life or freedom. The world is now opening a window of opportunity of just a few months, when your small efforts can make a big difference in the world and make it a little cleaner and better. All you have to do is stock up on as much non-perishable food (canned food, cereals, frozen foods) as possible and encourage as many people as possible to do so. Unlike previous years, now all your actions will be enhanced by several coefficients:

1) High fuel and fertilizer prices increase the costs of farmers and agricultural holdings, which reduces the planning horizon and forces producers to refuse to increase production;
2) Unprecedented weather disasters in China, India, Brazil and other key food producers;
3) The effect of panic or "self-fulfilling forecast". The more food they buy -> stronger inflation will be. High inflation -> more countries will impose export restrictions. And this will again increase the effect of panic. This mean an ever-increasing circle or snowball effect.

 No.7315

>>7314
You don't need massshooting or other stupid things to make effective NIGGERCIDE. All you need is to buy as much food as possible and encourage others to do the same. Moreover, your efforts will not be in vain and you will save on food in the future due to rising prices. What is the best way to convince others of this? Each audience needs a different approach. Racists should be told that their actions will kill as many niggers as possible. Believers need to bring the Apocalypse of John the Theologian and call on them to save their families and their friends. Frighten the cowardly with starvation. For the greedy, give data on rising prices for food futures and advise renting warehouses for further speculation. Some data for arguments:

https://www.macrotrends.net/futures/rice
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/ZC*0/futures-prices - corn
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/ZW*0/futures-prices - wheat
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/KO*1 - palm oil
https://www.fao.org/worldfoodsituation/foodpricesindex/en/ - FAO Food Price Index

 No.7316

>>7314
>>7315
Also, do not forget about the location of readers. Information should be conveyed to residents of the EU countries, USA, Britain and the dominions, Japan, South Korea, China, India, states of the Arabian Peninsula. That is, we need countries with a fairly rich population, whose inhabitants are able to buy food for several years in advance at the current moment.

At the end, I will give a few articles that will show you the uniqueness of the current situation:

https://www.bcg.com/publications/2022/how-the-war-in-ukraine-is-affecting-global-food-systems
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_food_crises
https://www.economist.com/leaders/2022/05/19/the-coming-food-catastrophe
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/apr/28/egg-factory-avian-flu-chickens-culled-workers-fired-iowa
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/bird-flu-case-forces-killing-53-million-chickens-83537693
https://www.eutimes.net/2022/04/dozens-of-us-food-processing-plants-destroyed-in-fires-accidents-in-recent-weeks/
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/stunning-images-show-potash-train-derailed-canada-amid-fertilizer-crunch

Now you must make sure that several rare factors have come together in the world now and it is criminal to miss such an opportunity. Need to forge while hot. Otherwise, the moment will be missed and we willPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.7318

>>7314
All those nigs will probably just flee to white countries when they're starving. That and bleeding hearts will send them massive amounts of food aid paid for by my tax dollars. The mud races are like cockroaches, they'll do anything to survive and propagate.

I do hope I'm wrong though, I really want to see a global famine in my lifetime.

 No.7325

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>>7318
>All those nigs will probably just flee to white countries when they're starvin
Salvini in Italy recently said exactly that. He is controlled opposition, not a real nationalist, but that's probably the plan of his masters.

 No.7329

>>7325
probably, I don't think many world events happen spontaneously



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 No.6129[Reply]

What do you hate lizzie?
For me its niggers ans jews
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 No.6258

>>6256
>No high ego with I'm alpha male that makes no mistakes bullshit.

Females are universally vain and materialistic. Vanity is like the female version of male ego, thinking you're so much better than someone because you look better.

>I'm a faggot


You're probably just a little too effeminate (which would explain the cute anime girl).

 No.6264

>>6256
Women have a much higher ego and much higher self-importance than men because men kiss their ass all day. If people told you that you were beautiful and amazing and perfect and could do nothing wrong and that they loved you and all manner of things nonstop it'd go to your head too. You'd be unbearable and arrogant. Ever why women are the first to get upset and make demands when something bad happens? Because they all view it as a personal attack against them because they are extremely arrogant and self centered. Men have a much more fragile ego because society has viewed them as worth a lot less than their female counterparts. The "Karen" stereotype is most women honestly, it's just that "Karen" is a bit more overboard. All women possess "Karen" traits because they live in their own worlds where their shit doesn't stink and the world works for them. Women used to have to actually spread their legs to get ahead but it's so bad now that men will simp and let women get ahead just out of hope that she will spread her legs.

 No.6265

>>6258
>you're so much better than someone because you look better
Well that's simply the truth. Men are not born equal. Of course there are more important attributes, but the halo effect is a hell of a thing.
>>6264
The flip side is men are much more self-centered. Women do care more about others even if it's just virtue signalling.

 No.7310

Jews, Muslims, "muh social norms", Ukrainians, self inflicted imaginary butthurts about rainbowfags,
Reposts, most of the music, people that can't communicate in English, entire education system, corporations, anthropomorphic MLP, systems that log you off without saving the changes,"woman are weak - man have to take care of them" (it's literally everywhere) , censorship in any form.

 No.7311

>>7310
I really hate Ukrainians as well. Every time I see their flag hung up by some normie piece of shit I want to go and rip it down.



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 No.7296[Reply]

lizchan user snaps after normies bullied him for too long.

 No.7298

lizard > mangy mutts

 No.7299

based liz

 No.7304




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