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What did you do today?

Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.God bless.
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čudan textboard

Good morning, kind Sirs!

textboard.lol – modern textboard for hackers and weirdos

Thank you and have a great year!
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Hey anons! Think again before you pick a side regarding the Russia-Ukraine War! Your support for Ukraine translates to:
>supporting NATO's use of Ukraine as a launchpad so that they can do incursions into Russian territory
>stage a 30 September 1965 style coup
>install a pro-Western dictator on the likes of Suharto, PInochet, and Yeltsin
>brainwash the entire Russian populace into subservience to the West
>infect the Russian populace with cheap pop culture while denigrating authentic Russian culture and local working-class culture
>massacre ¼ths of the Russian population, preferably communists but also sympathisers and other leftists
>let Western companies exploit Russia
>make Russia into a launchpad to start Jakartas in Beijing, Pyongyang, Tehran, and Damascus
>from there achieve world domination
>in the end the world would be a worse place, with American Dream style freedoms and fun culture exported from the lower echelons of American society
In short, your support for Ukraine greatly accelerates the expansion of American imperialism and hegemony, first into opposing countries, and from there to all remaining corners of the world. Be warned and read Andre Vltchek!!!
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ok I installed linux (ubuntu), now what the fuck do I do with it?
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Musique thread, Sunbather edition

We're back!
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the current thing ignore

bruhs lizzie is dead
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What do you hate lizzie?
For me its niggers ans jews
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Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow.
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What items would you grab first? I'd go for the beer first, maybe get a 12 pack if it isn't too heavy, then I'd try to grab as many cigarette packs as I could, then one or two premade sandwiches, and if there's time half a slushy to cool myself down after all the looting.
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Hello. I don't know how to say what I want but I will try my best, sorry if I don't make any sense or make any grammatical errors.
I want to work for those who are mega-rich and those who are mega-rich + very influential, I want to be very close to these people and be able to make them do or take things they would not take from a random person. I don't know which job would be best to be able to work for these people since they probably only take people who, not only are the very best, also know them or someone they know personally.
When I say I want to work for the rich, I mean all of them. Politicians, Oil barons, pharmaceutical business men, tech gurus, etc; I want to work for those involved in American politics+business as well as those involved in Chinese politics+business, EU politics+business, Russian politics+business, all of them.
I am studying for medical school since my parents want me to get into a medical related job, but I don't know which medical/medicine job to take when I am done. Due to wanting to be able to work with the rich and also be able to be very close to them in private without anyone else being with them, I am thinking of becoming a surgeon or anaesthetist as I would be super close to these people and be alone + do whatever I want to them, but I would need to be SUPER good and also be super lucky to even get close to these guys.
So what job would be the best for this purpose and what exactly would one need to do, what places would be best for meeting these people and have them hire me to do tasks for them?
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hahaha American females can't kill their babies anymore. actions have consequences sexhavers
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Fraser thread

"Alimony Blues"

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me
But she fucked my shit up then,
And I ain't seen no good pay
Since, I don't know when.
I'm payin’ alimony,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,
‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama said, "Brendy,
Always be a good boy,
Don't fall for the 3D."
But I married a real woman,
Just to have her leave.
When I see my money goin',
I cry myself to sleep.

*guitar solo*

I bet there's actors eatin'
In them fancy dining cars,
Not knowin’ that their women
Will soon fuck ‘em in the arse,
But I know I had it comin',
I know I can't be free,
But those people they don’t know it,
They’ll soon pay alimony.

Well, if they freed me from my ex-wife,
If that check was all for me,
I bet I'd spend it wiser
‘Stead of fallin’ for the meme,
Far from any woman,
That's where I want to fap,
And I'd let that alimony
Be paid by other saps.
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More food bought = more niggers killed

Now you have a unique opportunity to optimize as many niggers as possible without sacrificing your life or freedom. The world is now opening a window of opportunity of just a few months, when your small efforts can make a big difference in the world and make it a little cleaner and better. All you have to do is stock up on as much non-perishable food (canned food, cereals, frozen foods) as possible and encourage as many people as possible to do so. Unlike previous years, now all your actions will be enhanced by several coefficients:

1) High fuel and fertilizer prices increase the costs of farmers and agricultural holdings, which reduces the planning horizon and forces producers to refuse to increase production;
2) Unprecedented weather disasters in China, India, Brazil and other key food producers;
3) The effect of panic or "self-fulfilling forecast". The more food they buy -> stronger inflation will be. High inflation -> more countries will impose export restrictions. And this will again increase the effect of panic. This mean an ever-increasing circle or snowball effect.
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lizchan user snaps after normies bullied him for too long.
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/animu/ lizthread

What are you watching lizanons? I just finished Gurren Lagann, and while it was great I don't think it was as good as Kaiji. I liked how the anime started growing in scale to the point it ended up with the cast becoming a government and the fights crossing dimensions and universes, but the ending didn't get to me. That sensation of everything coming to conclusion.
The music was there, the lights and the colours were bright, the feels were there, but I couldn't do that, shred a tear from the euphoria of the scene and how beautiful everything was. I personally blame it on not being able to detach from the real world completely, I can do that easily on a phone since you only see your fingers, but watching it on my computer I couldn't inmerse myself fully.

It was close though, now I'm going to get into SnK since the last season is coming soon, saw everyone posting like a maniac about the rumbling so I may want to see what it's all about. And then after that I'll see what else is there.
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Controversial Subject

Can someone own a car and still be a truliz? My answer is no but I'm interested to hear your takes.
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Vent thread

Remember Lizzies it's bad to hold negative emotions since they build up.
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what I imagine other lizchan posters do over the weekend
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I wish I was him, joining the Russian army in its glorious liberation of the Ukraine.
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Just the lizard things

-Resting in your burrow,
-Eating a huge meal then sleeping
-Unhinging your jaw like a snake and eating people whole

What else am I missing lizards?
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Holy shit, lizmin actually fixed the site. I was starting to think the place was gone for good this time.
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Are aliens real?
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only idiots pay for groceries
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Lizbros, what the heck??
This chan is copying us https://onesixtwo.club/scv/
The jungle theme is an exclusive property of Lizchan!
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I don't understand what this guy is bitching and complaining about, this food is better than most of the meals I cook at home. I would happily wolf down every last morsel of these meals. Damn ungrateful convicts.
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>can't cross the border
>can't take a plane
>can't take a train
>can't get certain jobs
>all because I won't take a useless and potentially harmful shot that only works for 6 months

Pretty surreal how fast I became a second class citizen in my own country. It's almost to the point where I want to go live in a shack in the woods away from everyone else. How mush more discrimination can a person take?
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There's nothing like having a good nap. It could only be for 15 minutes but you still wake up feeling relaxed and refreshed.
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How do I stop being cringe?
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I just found this board I use wizchan I take it this is an offshoot of wizchan can I get some lore about this place.
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Hello lizzies.

I have recently been especially saddened by the deterioration of the chan community. 4chan is a shit hole that is filled with normies. This is obviously nothing new, but it just gets exponentially worse.

It seems that all of the non-normie chan user-base has become spread out so far across the internet that it is near impossible to rally them all back to one site. Let alone doing this without attracting normies in the process.

How could we remedy this? What are we to do? I miss the old days where 4chan and numerous other chans were vibrant comfy places where I could relate with other anons and laugh without even so much as a thought of degenerate porn threads eating up entire boards that weren't meant for such things. We never had to worry about normies ruining the fun before.

How can we fix this? How can we bring the chans back to the glory which they once had? I miss them. I'm sure you do too. Work with me guys. Any ideas are welcome.
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Events like this are why I get up in the morning. God I hope this leads to a civil war.
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*uses shit covered hand to dip your food into green slime*
10 rupees please
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Lizchan Food General

Hello fellow lizzies. Today I ate a Philly cheesesteak. What did you eat?
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Please put your maaask on and have a seat in the bubble sir. We'll be by soon to take your order.
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How do you fix the modern leftist?
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Citizens of the US, meet your new president, the seventy seven years young Joe Biden! First on the agenda is nationwide mandatory mask laws and amnesty for millions of illegals. Take that bigots!
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to keep the anime thread pure.

Any translated one shots you'd recommend?

Really liked Shintarou Kago's Dementia 21, He reminds me of a more care-free junji ito and his art is great.
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Hello. Please come check out my new, comfy imageboard. Thank you :)
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How Bad Will 2020 Be?

I hate to bring up an unpleasant topic, but I think this is an important discussion. It seems like every 4 years the internet gets worse and worse I wonder if the elections play a part in this somehow. 2008 is the year the internet the internet started to deteriorate, 2012 is when the internet started becoming more "civilized" (aka shit) and 2016 is the year everyone lost their fucking minds. So my question is, how bad will 2020 be. Allow me to explain what has happened from 2016 up until now:
>FOSTA gets signed into law, thus causing a snowball effect on internet censorship
>Chads and Stacies have figured out how to use Sony Vegas (or at least Sony Vegas is so dumbed down now) and are now becoming top youtubers
>Celebrities and mumble rappers claim to "love" anime, thus causing an influx of Negroes and Stacies in anime communities thinking they are cool
>4chan splits into two domains thus causing the official death of 4chan
>4chan's split causes an exodus of unfunny 12 year olds to invade some IBs I used to enjoy
Among other things.

Who knows, maybe 2020 will be the year some magical thing happens that causes the internet to be dominated by nerds and outcasts again. But for now, the future is looking bleak.
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Daily reminder anime isn't real and you should be mad

Gonno post one weeb thing a day until I become a vegetable.
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>average lizchan user
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Moving out

Hello Lizzies ,I have one month to move out.
I'm going on university this year. Alimony will barerly sustain my living costs or maybe even not. I'm going to rent a small room in some shithole. Any pro tips?
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>tfw whatever happens to me it's certain I will have to sleep
This is what brings comfort to me. Even if I am beaten up and bullied, parents kick me out of my home, I end up homeless etc. it's just inevitable. No matter how bad things get, I will have to collapse at one point and sleep. At that point real world stops existing for me and I am incapacitated to be aware about it. You can kick my body however much you want, I wont wake up. You can even kill me and I won't be there to feel it. I don't need to fight you, cause I don't acknowledge your existence. It is the ultimate most natural escapism there is. I don't need anime, video games, alcohol, drugs etc. I just need to sleep.

It's just amazing that evolution made this exist, yet people don't like to sleep. I don't understand people who say 3rd of our lives is 'wasted' through sleep. The truth is, 2/3rds of our lives is wasted through wakefulness. Sleep is the natural state of our organism; wakefulness is the abnormality where we look for food and a safe place for our body in order to sleep. The ultimate goal of the human race has to be to put itself to an eternal sleep while something else takes care of their bodies.
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Just going to post any random YouTube I find
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Post in this thread every time you want to post in this thread!
It's mine but i'll share.
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Music of any kind i don't care
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Post boss fight music and others reply with images of what the boss would look like.
Video for example.
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Post a photograph that resembles your life.

Mine is picture related.
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Hey guys I want to build up a comfy thread to reflect back too while playing games and watching anime, feel free to post comfy videos, asmr, pictures, websites, games, movies, activities etc!
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Post in this thread every time you check lizchan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!
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Ventilation Thread

Come vent your emotions here. I'll start.

My therapist recently informed me that I am extremely depressed. I thought my feelings were just angst but apparently my hatred of the world was deeper than that. It just kind of shocked me because although I wasn't feeling great I didn't once consider that I was depressed. I'll just keep pushing through it I guess.
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Lizard Philosophy

So what is lizanon´s take on life?
the only correct one is atavismfight me niggers

i´ll get the ball rolling by Evola posting my entire library of Evola´s works
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I know everyone and their grandmother visits liveleak now but is it in bad taste to have a thread sharing links?
Post links and a comment describing or joke referring to them.
>endless loading screens
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Post something you're glad exist.
I'll start.

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Post a word that currently resonates with you, I'll start.

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I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.
God bless.
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Lolicon propaganda

This is the new spam thread for the server change. Personally don't plan on posting porn still, feel free to delete the other thread or both!
Just want my own contaminate thread to mindlessly post in.
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You are next.
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Why is Wizchan so faggy?
I got banned for posting pic related.
It seems like the mods are communist tranny-pooftahs.
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Y000 L1ZZ13
U D1G MA N1GG4 D34N?
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Fun or good willed picture thread
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How do I avoid getting consumed by anger?
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anybody still using windows xp?
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Fuck 8ch. Used that site for 5 years and every board Ive encountered there is a rulecucked shithole filled with shills, redditors, and 4um refugees. Is this a good place to be? I was recommended here by an anon to come here when I eventually would get fed up with them…
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ITT we post /ourguys/ as represented by warmies

I'll start with a few
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Post websites that you really like, or maybe certain artist profiles! I will share what I know, and wish to discover more!

https://lizchan.org - Imageboard full of reptilians.
https://fauux.neocities.org/- Both of these sites
https://mebious.neocities.org/- are about loving lain with aesthetic web design.
http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm - Speculation on probable extinction tier events.
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Post AMV's

I want to build a small collection, i'll post a few to start off.
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Does anyone want to stream Naruto together? Or at the very least, set up a sort of discussion thread for it?
To all wizards who haven't seen Naruto, make this the official Naruto discussion thread.
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Post horror themed pictures / webms, they don't really scare me I just like the imagination involved.
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Meanwhile, in bizarro lizchan…
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femcel need fren

hi im a femcel here, got banned for trying to get friends on 4chan, so i came here, ill make it brief, i play minecraft and my discord is:

daddy jen#4741
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Sometimes when I open the YT homepage I foolishly hope to see the thumbnail of him with the red text under saying he's livestreaming.

Then I remind myself where he is. Hope you're doing well up there with Mr God you beautiful bastard.
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I think my sight is going to shit

After only being more or less with devices that are very close, my eyes get all foggy when I try to read something on a screen. Can I fix this in any way that doesn't involve going outside?
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/comfy/ tips

What would be digital tips on staying comfy? I already have relaxing music playing in the background but I can't think of anything else. I've already got the non-digital part covered by pulling the curtains, donning a Snuggie and having a hot Chocolate by my side.
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>shows off piss jar
>takes dick out
>shit pants on camera

Why would anyone humiliate themselves like this? It's not like normies are going to empathize with you or anything.
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What hell must be like.
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Questionable Questions

Post weird questions you think of.

From a vegans point of view, would stealing already shelved meat and eating it be unethical?
Is hedonism bad even when bringing no harm to others other than those who created you?
Is having children equal to indirect murder?
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Pitching, stretching songs

Do you like to change the pitch or stretch songs you already like?

Don't know what I'm talking about and want to try? Have a look here: https://29a.ch/timestretch/
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Well then, looks like EUnigs got LAWED again, what are the chances everything will still be as usual
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fuck people amirite
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Aniki has passed away.
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Has anyone visited 4chan recently? I have, and uh… wow. The whole website went to shit after m00t left and now it's just a cesspool of redditors that think they're edgy because they use an "obscure site". I'd say the one that genuinely kind of irritated me was when I went to /a/. I remember finding some pretty obscure stuff and having some pleasant conversations about said anime. Now, I genuinely cannot find a thread where someone isn't recommending entry level shit. I asked someone what would be a good series to watch and they said Darling in The Franxx. Yeah, y'know, the anime that pretty much everyone has heard of by now and even Kim fucking Kardashian has seen (I'm not kidding, look it up).

That and /r9k/ is full of teenage girls now for some odd fucking reason.
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come chat/watch videos with fellow lizards
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There Are Too Many People On The Planet


I'm not going to get into my views on overpopulation right now because I will end up longposting. Feel free to discuss this dangerous trend though.
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Podcast or long videos you enjoy

Trying to find new videos to play while I stare into the abyss or play random video games.
Feel free to post anything that is a good time waster.
I'll post a few throughout the thread.
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how to control one's libido? my feelings towards femules drastically changes depending on how horny I am. as soon as I jerk off, I see them as nothing more than sacks of flesh to be used. how can I just feel this way all the time?
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Insomniatic funposting

Due to my odd sleep schedule thanks wageslaving I will be funposting late at night or just whenever I feel like it. I will try to do this at least once a week. Feel free to join me.
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Happy new year lizchan! Here's to 2019.
What are you lazy shits's New Year's resolutions?
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What are the reptilians doing for Christmas?
Get yourself anything?
I ordered a few berserk physical copies because I like fondling books in the material realm.
Gunno make cookies and give tiny presents to a few people just to keep up my temporary neet cred.
Probably just going to release my fat liz powers and devour pies and pass out.
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Thank you, American Mainstream! Thank you for ruining one of the greatest, most beloved series of all time! go fuck yourselves netflix
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Consider living as a buddhist. Just a thought for some people.
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yum yum
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Cuties thread [no anime]

name is samantha Munro
my waifu
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So what are your hobbies lizards?
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>lizard gets job at dollar general
>tries to be friendly with customers, wears a pokemon cutout and bowtie to be more pleasant
>cracks a dumb joke about needing a bag for tampons
>two rednecks show up, threaten job and hint at physical violence
>video of incident goes viral, suddenly 45 complaints from other women show up about him being "creepy"

it's unbelievable how cruel normies can be
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Share liz vids.