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3983
frosted flakes
fatliz out
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3984
I was just about to eat some ramen.
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3986
Lizsteak.
Ate hashed brown potatos today
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3987
>>3983don't hold back fatliz. we all know you ate way more for breakfast than just a bowl of cereal
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3989
>>3987fatliz has been sick, that was only meal of the day.
I assure you though, it was a bowl of formidable size.
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3996
Yesterday to today.
Breakfast:
nothing. Probably ate a buncha junk though as a night snack. Gotta stop that.
Luncheon:
Lentil soup, which is literally onion, garlic, curry powder, dried thyme, cumin, carrots, lentils, veegetable broth, water, and mustard greens. With water to drink.
Dinner:
Mostacciouli, a texas toast, and some salad with dressing. Italian I believe. Ginger ale soda. A bit much.
Night snack:
Damn, I binged. BBQ chips, generic, another texas toast, more ginger ale, and more mostacciouli.
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3998
>>3989>only meal of the dayyou can't call yourself a fatliz unless you've eaten three enormous meals a day (including desserts)
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3999
>>3998Not him but I eat one continuous meal throughout the whole day, mainly consisting of potato chips and cold pizza. The other day I ate three pizzas at about one piece every half hour.
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4002
>>3999>continuous meal throughout the whole dayThis never occurred to me. Very impressive. You definitely deserve the honorary title of fatliz.
>one piece every half hourI don't know how you do it. When I start eating pizza I can't stop until the entire pie is in my stomach.
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4003
>>4002>When I start eating pizza I can't stop until the entire pie is in my stomachIf you're constantly eating the urge to gorge yourself isn't too bad, though in the end it turns out to be more than if you ate until you were full and stayed that way. Whenever I make pizza I make four or five pizzas and eat one or two that meal, then save the rest for later which I eat steadily unless there's something else to eat.
>fatlizI prefer "plus-size liz"
I don't look too fat actually, I'm on the tail end of obese iirc. Not a landwhale at least.
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4004
>>4003Quit teasing us and post a pic of your
belly
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4006
My mom keeps making dry chicken, its alright but my lack of appetite makes me notice it more. Is it possible to keep leftover chicken moist?
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4007
>>4006Im jealous of those reptiles that eat once a month, i wish i could do that
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4011
Got a sausage, egg and cheese sandwich at subway this morning. It's honestly my favorite thing on their menu. I'll get a footlong one every two weeks or so.
I'll usually get it on Italian herbs and cheese, toasted, with cheddar, spinach, onions, green pepper, tomatoes, salt and pepper, mayonnaise and southwest sauce. It tastes like a big delicious omelet sandwich. My mouth was watering so much as I was ordering it, I felt like a starving dog.
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4014
I made some hamburger and mixed in some red & green peppers, onions, and garlic powder.
>>4011These are amazing shame they cost like 8$ now.
>>4013how much do you weigh? I need to know if I'm the king fatliz. 250 lb personally. Medically obese mind you, not to brag.
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4015
>>4014235 pounds last I checked. Been a while though so I'm just guessing but I'm probably 240 or so now. I'm 5'
12" so if I'm not mistaken that makes me obese. Ever since I became NEET I've stopped exercising altogether beyond the occasional stroll to clear my head or mowing the lawn, so my "large caloric intake" is probably doing a number on my health with no way to burn it.
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4016
I ate some chicken fajita tacos and a box of leftover waffle fries with barbecue sauce on them
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4017
>>4013Fucking glorious
>>4014If you want the crown of fat Liz, we'll need to see a
belly pic
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4018
>>4017Sorry but that'd lower demand and saturate my belly pic market, it's my only financial ace in the hole.
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4025
>Tfw skinnyfat so I eat junk with no repercussions
No matter what I eat or how much of it, I never put on weight. Sometimes I wish I did put on weight because it would at least motivate me to eat properly
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4045
Got a burrito bowl at the mall today. Man do I love burrito bowls.
>>4025>eat properlyEnjoy the fast metabolism while you have it.
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4051
had a bologna lunchable and some popcorn chicken don't get to jealous my lizzers
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4084
>>4051>bologna lunchablemommies pack the best lunches
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4102
>>4101ah chef boyardee, the modern day peasants meal
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4107
I had jerky for breakfast and grilled some burgs with horseradish cheese and green peppers.
>>4101I used to take tortilla chips and scoop ravioli onto them, was a fat liz specialty
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4108
>>4107Talking about specialities
I've used to eat cheese Cheetos with warm milk just like cereals
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4115
>>4108You sick bastard.
I don't know whether to respect or fear you.
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4176
>>4173Respect the fatliz tho he didn't eat it, it was me the skelly liz.
Recently I didn't want to go out for groceries but there was nearly nothing at home.
Ate pasta with mayonnaise.
It was so delicious that words can't describe it.
hunger be like
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4177
>>4176>delicious that words can't describe itMayonnaise, along with ranch and chili sauce, goes good with everything.
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4203
Had some ham and eggs this morning and I genuinely feel full.
Been only eating meat and it's pretty crazy, no more cravings, less hungry 24/7 by default.
Lost a lot of weight already and my minds a lot clearer.
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4207
>>4203>only eating meatgo away Jordan Peterson
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4213
had some shrimp for breakfast
>>4207does he do it too?
Don't agree with him on much but maybe this so far.
>>4209Only a heart attack can stop me now
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4214
Made a lot of pancakes with eggs from happy chikens if I remember correctly.
Most of pancakes splitted in half when flipping over but I fixed them all. Looked like frankenstein but the taste was okay tho a little bit too much of flour.
>>4213You should stop eating excessive amount of meat because
*insert vegetarian screeching*
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4215
>>4213>does he do it too?the lying fuck claimed he went 25 days without sleep because he was on a carnivore diet
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4216
>>4214Honestly I think it's more ethical to be vegan, but I know it's rare that they're actually healthy. I'm already going to hell if the god arc was canon so might as well try what makes me feel best now.
>>4215I have noticed it gets rid of carb naps and my sleep schedules consistency is Improved.
But maybe he was telling the truth with how exhausted and tard he can be.
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4218
>>4216>if the god arc was canonActually if the Jesus arc was canon as well, then we aren't required to follow the law anymore. But of course if you follow Jesus then you'll end up doing all the important bits of the law anyways.
Which is why Christians are allowed to eat pig, lest you think this was offtopic.
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4219
>>4216>maybe he was telling the truthBreaking the world record of going without sleep by over a week. Sure.
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4231
>>4222Do you have anything with your turkey sandwiches? Like chips or soups or whatever, or is it just straight sandwiches all the time?
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4232
>>4222I personally love turkey with mustard. It's great, I love it. I love mustard, and I probably love mayo with mustard as well. I love the somewhat squishy, but not disgusting bread and turkey combination. The fact that there's no real crunch or anything is great. It's easy to chew too.
Also, mustard is like, $1.50 for a bottle, and the bottle lasts a while.
For the expensive meat part, I don't even think you can fix that. You could try bean burgers, I guess. Beans are inexpensive. It's like, $.50 for a can and a $1 for a bag of uncooked beans. Just soak, wait 8 hours, rinse off, put in some boiling water for 1-2 hours and wait, or use an instapot for 15 minutes, and rinse again for an absolutely cheap protein source. I don't really recommend it though. Beans are different from meat with sandwiches.
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4233
i think my sense of taste and motivation to feed is dying, i wonder if i can blame my mom for this. i wish i could go on for months without eating.
i wanted to try a more meat based diet (ketogenics seems cool), but my mom doesnt like buying red meats
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4242
>>4233rebel against mom and buy pounds of turkey, assert your dominance.
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4347
i love eating french fries with tartar sauce. delicious
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4542
>>4539Burger King whopper and poutine. Both are tasty as hell but man is my tummy angry at me after eating them.
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4545
>>4542Your suggestion has been noted Mortal.
Please do have a remarkable day.
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4546
>>4539Cheesecake with raspberry sauce is always a good choice. If raspberry is too healthy for your taste you could always replace it with chocolate sauce or bacon sauce.
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4548
>>4539Not that unhealthy and you won't find it but should we ever meet I will make you some Gypsy bread and slather it in butter. Its truly delicious.
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4556
>>4546A bacon sauce, you propose? Dear lord my imaginative chap your imagination proceeds you. An absolutely devilish dessert.
>>4548I've never been privy to the notion of turning down good nutrition, I accept your proposal kind soul.
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4582
>>4581>tastes blandthat's taco bell for you. you get what you paid for
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4586
>>4539I remember this one time where we had left over velvet cake(?) and we put it with ice cream and maybe milk in a blender. It was absolutely decadent.
Beans and cheese is also amazing too. Some kind of melted cheese would probably work better. It's indescribable how something like beans can go well with cheese.
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4747
I ate a spiced up beef stew, I've bought a lot of peppers too which I eat every once in awhile.
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4886
>>4884Does your mommy wipe your ass for you as well?
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4888
>>4883I just get the cheap maruchan stuff. The beef flavor is pretty good.
>>4884I thought that was only if you had the ones in the foam cup and microwaved it in the cup.
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4890
>>4883for me it's yakisoba teriyaki beef
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4893
>>4888>cheap maruchan stuffI find I have to flavor the cheap stuff up a lot.
>>4890Usually I'll get ichiban chow mein for a noodle dish. It's cheaper and the portions seem to be larger.
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4902
>>4893>Usually I'll get ichiban chow mein for a noodle dish. It's cheaper and the portions seem to be larger.mein neger
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4979
>>4974baste. love cheesecake
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4980
>>4974cheese cake is evil, how am i supposed to bulk up to 400 pounds when the supreme sweetness of cheesecake halts my appetite?
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4981
>>4980try blending your cheesecake in a blender and having it as a drink
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4985
>>4981Truly a devilish anon
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4987
>>4985eating is very important to me
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5134
Ate some hot dogs that had been sitting in my freezer for God knows how long. Probably over half a year at least, the things were covered in frost. Still tasted pretty good.
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5135
>>5134I had some yesterday too.
dollar store wieners can die flip those cheap bastards.
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5140
>>5135Yeah, they were the cheap kind, they weren't even real hot dogs because they were made with chicken. I didn't have hot dogs buns so I ate them with sliced bread. I felt like a bum eating them.
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5166
>>5140I'm about to rise up and get some premium dogs if nothing stops me.
May go a little loony and light up the grill.
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5167
>>5166>premium dogs>grillAnd will they be served to you on a gold and diamond encrusted plate your Majesty?
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5171
>>5168*kicks grill over, throwing premium hot dogs on to the dirt*
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5172
>>5171thats coming out of your paycheck
Now get to the kitche and make me a sammich!
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5173
>>5167no they were just served on a bun but they were juicy,
had some swiss cheese on those bad boys.
>>5168begone hotdog having impersonator
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5176
>>5174When two men talk about hotdogs, out of respect they never post an image. This is so their imaginations never distracted by anything but simulating the first bite of a plump juicy dog.
Classic mistake, but you've stuck out like a sore thumb and quite
frankly you've shown your inexperience quite irreverently.
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5177
Subway sandwiches suck, you can't even taste what's inside of it.
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5178
>>5177here's your 3$ piece of bread
wait you wanted a sandwich?
that'll be 8.97$ please.
do you want a cookie with that
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5179
>>5178I'd take that deal only if the cookie costs ten dollars at least.
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5182
>>5177Now that you mention it that may have been why i preferred meatball subs
>>5179it's not 2030 yet.
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5189
>>5177Sometimes it can be ok, but it requires a ridicules amount of trial and error to find a sub combination you like.
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5199
What other sources of protein are there besides
>meat
>eggs
>milk
>protein powder
Don't say cum or bugs, especially bugs. I get a fit when I remember them
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5203
>>5199Don't those new grown meats contain protein? would they also trigger the same response as real meat?
It's expensive at the moment but it's the only alternative i can think of - nuts too.
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5209
What are the best kettle cooked chips that exist? I just had some cape cod ones and they were good, but there has to be a top dog.
>>5204We're pretty much made up of microscopic bugs / germs.
We'd not survive without them just like real bugs.
Especially in the future when we have to eat them.
I never visualized bugs crawling on me, but I have had dreams where I wake up in a room with spiders on every surface, or rarely i'll come across something rotten wielding 1000's of maggots.
It's strange thinking about how one day i'll be food for the things too and if my food was not eaten in time it'd rot and fester in such a grotesque way I'd be physically repulsed by a visual representation of my future disintegration by the very things that keep me alive as long as I consume them in a timely manner.
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5299
Just finished off a bowl of canned beans. Felt a little crazy tonight, so I added two pieces of buttered toast to go along with it. Washed it all down with an ice cold glass of water.
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5300
I never eat breakfast because I feel sick after. I go to job before lunch time. when I come back it's after 23 and cant go kitchen lol so my diet is like one apple or banana and 7up.
gotta get used to eat breakfast or find time to buy and cook shit
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5301
>>5300>drinking the soda jewplease dont do this.
soda is one of the shittiest things you can put in your body.
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5372
>>5301unironically this
i lost so much weight just from ditching soda. I still ate fast food on the reg, don't exercise, etc. but just not drinking the carboninated jew will save you (and ur wallet!)
nowadays i just drink bottled water, because it's cheap and i can buy like a pack of them. don't confuse hunger for thirst, also a big mistake i made thinking i needed to eat a whole meal when i was just slightly thirsty
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5382
>>5372>ur walletnot saying you should drink the stuff but soda is the next cheapest thing to tap water
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5387
soda is an essential addition to FatLiz's permabulk routine, i've been scouted by sumo coaches more times this month alone after drinking 3 two liters of mountain lightning daily than in my entire life.
Taste the lightning, climb the Everest.
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5396
>>5382gotta make that NEETbux last desu
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5407
>>5396but I always see welfare people stocking up on no name soda at the grocery store
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5571
pigged out on half a chocolate cream pie. now my tummy hurts
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5579
>>5571>chocolate cream pieWoah I thought only my family knew what they were. You're the only non-family member I've ever met that knows what it is.
Or are you a member of my family lizzie?
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5584
>>5579>knew what they wereThey're sold at Walmart. I'm sure more than a few people know what chocolate cream pies are.
>member of my familyNope, but I'm of the same species as you, fellow reptilian.
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5697
>>5696Where is the brotein :DDDDDDDDDDDD
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5736
>>5698Wow cool, a genuine rabbi posting here on lizchan!
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5742
Ate my first breakfast in few months.
4 eggs, 2 double sandwiches with brown bread one spinach, tomato.
Second mayonaise, pickle, salami. 5 chinese rolls with veggies.
4 kfc's pancakes with caramel.
All this in less than hour.
I look pregnant, my head hurts.
Tryin to get thicc, being skeleton is overrated
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5749
>>5742>kfc's pancakesNever knew this was a thing. How do they compare with other fast food places pancakes?
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5754
Every breakfast is the same for me.
Oatmeal that I don't measure with water, microwaved until it's done, peanut butter, not measured, but less than a tablespoon most days (not today), and fruit. The fruit is usually bananas because they're cheap, and whatever else is on sale. Grapes were 99 cents a pound, so I got those. Not a bad price for grapes, but still kinda expensive. It beats going to another store that's 15 minutes away versus 5 minutes. I want to add flax seeds to my oatmeal as well, but not compromise health and taste. I'll figure something out.
I should learn to preserve grapes and other fruits to make due with more fruit.
My favorite fruit, by the way, are dates. I love dates so much.
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5757
>>5749Well I never ate fastfood until I started working here so dunno.
They were yummy more like sweets than pancakes. Prized well.
It's from morning offer that's probably why U haven't seen them
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5761
>>5757>morning offerKFC doesn't even have breakfasts where I live. Which is a shame because I like fast food breakfasts, I hardly ever buy milk and eggs so whenever I want to get a real breakfast I'll go to them. As far as pancakes go my rankings are
A&W > mcdonald's > burger king
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5835
Mmm first time eating dr oetker pizza. At least it tastes better than it looks.
Few hours later.
MY KINDEYS ARE FREAKING KILLING MEEEE.
Thought that one pizza won't hurt since I'm taking pills to counter the effect.
Every move makes it worse.
Lizzies, gluten is hell of a drug
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6425
>>6423Parents have a lot of canned food lying about but unfortunately not those.
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6427
>>6425That's lame. I eat a lot of canned food and chunky soups are usually the best tasting ones.
