No.5166
>>5140I'm about to rise up and get some premium dogs if nothing stops me.
May go a little loony and light up the grill.
No.5167
>>5166>premium dogs>grillAnd will they be served to you on a gold and diamond encrusted plate your Majesty?
No.5171
>>5168*kicks grill over, throwing premium hot dogs on to the dirt*
No.5172
>>5171thats coming out of your paycheck
Now get to the kitche and make me a sammich!
No.5173
>>5167no they were just served on a bun but they were juicy,
had some swiss cheese on those bad boys.
>>5168begone hotdog having impersonator
No.5176
>>5174When two men talk about hotdogs, out of respect they never post an image. This is so their imaginations never distracted by anything but simulating the first bite of a plump juicy dog.
Classic mistake, but you've stuck out like a sore thumb and quite
frankly you've shown your inexperience quite irreverently.
No.5177
Subway sandwiches suck, you can't even taste what's inside of it.
No.5178
>>5177here's your 3$ piece of bread
wait you wanted a sandwich?
that'll be 8.97$ please.
do you want a cookie with that
No.5179
>>5178I'd take that deal only if the cookie costs ten dollars at least.
No.5182
>>5177Now that you mention it that may have been why i preferred meatball subs
>>5179it's not 2030 yet.
No.5189
>>5177Sometimes it can be ok, but it requires a ridicules amount of trial and error to find a sub combination you like.
No.5199
What other sources of protein are there besides
>meat
>eggs
>milk
>protein powder
Don't say cum or bugs, especially bugs. I get a fit when I remember them
No.5203
>>5199Don't those new grown meats contain protein? would they also trigger the same response as real meat?
It's expensive at the moment but it's the only alternative i can think of - nuts too.
No.5209
What are the best kettle cooked chips that exist? I just had some cape cod ones and they were good, but there has to be a top dog.
>>5204We're pretty much made up of microscopic bugs / germs.
We'd not survive without them just like real bugs.
Especially in the future when we have to eat them.
I never visualized bugs crawling on me, but I have had dreams where I wake up in a room with spiders on every surface, or rarely i'll come across something rotten wielding 1000's of maggots.
It's strange thinking about how one day i'll be food for the things too and if my food was not eaten in time it'd rot and fester in such a grotesque way I'd be physically repulsed by a visual representation of my future disintegration by the very things that keep me alive as long as I consume them in a timely manner.
No.5299
Just finished off a bowl of canned beans. Felt a little crazy tonight, so I added two pieces of buttered toast to go along with it. Washed it all down with an ice cold glass of water.
No.5300
I never eat breakfast because I feel sick after. I go to job before lunch time. when I come back it's after 23 and cant go kitchen lol so my diet is like one apple or banana and 7up.
gotta get used to eat breakfast or find time to buy and cook shit
No.5301
>>5300>drinking the soda jewplease dont do this.
soda is one of the shittiest things you can put in your body.
No.5372
>>5301unironically this
i lost so much weight just from ditching soda. I still ate fast food on the reg, don't exercise, etc. but just not drinking the carboninated jew will save you (and ur wallet!)
nowadays i just drink bottled water, because it's cheap and i can buy like a pack of them. don't confuse hunger for thirst, also a big mistake i made thinking i needed to eat a whole meal when i was just slightly thirsty
No.5382
>>5372>ur walletnot saying you should drink the stuff but soda is the next cheapest thing to tap water
No.5387
soda is an essential addition to FatLiz's permabulk routine, i've been scouted by sumo coaches more times this month alone after drinking 3 two liters of mountain lightning daily than in my entire life.
Taste the lightning, climb the Everest.
No.5396
>>5382gotta make that NEETbux last desu
No.5407
>>5396but I always see welfare people stocking up on no name soda at the grocery store
No.5571
pigged out on half a chocolate cream pie. now my tummy hurts
No.5579
>>5571>chocolate cream pieWoah I thought only my family knew what they were. You're the only non-family member I've ever met that knows what it is.
Or are you a member of my family lizzie? No.5584
>>5579>knew what they wereThey're sold at Walmart. I'm sure more than a few people know what chocolate cream pies are.
>member of my familyNope, but I'm of the same species as you, fellow reptilian.
No.5697
>>5696Where is the brotein :DDDDDDDDDDDD
No.5736
>>5698Wow cool, a genuine rabbi posting here on lizchan!
No.5742
Ate my first breakfast in few months.
4 eggs, 2 double sandwiches with brown bread one spinach, tomato.
Second mayonaise, pickle, salami. 5 chinese rolls with veggies.
4 kfc's pancakes with caramel.
All this in less than hour.
I look pregnant, my head hurts.
Tryin to get thicc, being skeleton is overrated
No.5749
>>5742>kfc's pancakesNever knew this was a thing. How do they compare with other fast food places pancakes?
No.5754
Every breakfast is the same for me.
Oatmeal that I don't measure with water, microwaved until it's done, peanut butter, not measured, but less than a tablespoon most days (not today), and fruit. The fruit is usually bananas because they're cheap, and whatever else is on sale. Grapes were 99 cents a pound, so I got those. Not a bad price for grapes, but still kinda expensive. It beats going to another store that's 15 minutes away versus 5 minutes. I want to add flax seeds to my oatmeal as well, but not compromise health and taste. I'll figure something out.
I should learn to preserve grapes and other fruits to make due with more fruit.
My favorite fruit, by the way, are dates. I love dates so much.
No.5757
>>5749Well I never ate fastfood until I started working here so dunno.
They were yummy more like sweets than pancakes. Prized well.
It's from morning offer that's probably why U haven't seen them
No.5761
>>5757>morning offerKFC doesn't even have breakfasts where I live. Which is a shame because I like fast food breakfasts, I hardly ever buy milk and eggs so whenever I want to get a real breakfast I'll go to them. As far as pancakes go my rankings are
A&W > mcdonald's > burger king
No.5835
Mmm first time eating dr oetker pizza. At least it tastes better than it looks.
Few hours later.
MY KINDEYS ARE FREAKING KILLING MEEEE.
Thought that one pizza won't hurt since I'm taking pills to counter the effect.
Every move makes it worse.
Lizzies, gluten is hell of a drug
No.6425
>>6423Parents have a lot of canned food lying about but unfortunately not those.
No.6427
>>6425That's lame. I eat a lot of canned food and chunky soups are usually the best tasting ones.
