No.1253
>>1250>>1251Wait those aren't frozen pizzas, you may continue.
No.1261
Me on the right vs. normies.
>>1254Hopefully someone will make a superior lizard edit of this someday.
No.1262
>>1261>normie>not norman or normalfagGtfo normalfag
No.1271
>>1262The term is warm-blood, warm-blood.
No.1276
>>1262Can we please not do that pisschan word policing here? Who cares if someone wants to use the word normie.
No.1279
I agree with
>>1276. There's nothing to protect here besides following the rules.
No.1299
>>1297this is me unironically
No.1302
>>1300Mobile device could mean a tablet but yeah, a virgin eating in front of a monitor or laptop would of been more accurate.
No.1799
>>1786>in a goose herdas least you're part of a community
No.1802
>>1788Oops, was going to change it to
>Me watching the jews, waiting for everything to just collapse.But I forgot
No.1803
>>1802…don't put words in my mouth dude…
No.1807
>>1299The virgin in the virgin Chad meme usually gets me about 95% of the time. I hate how on point they are.
No.1808
>>1803I wasn't putting any words into your mouth man, it was just a faux quote or a poor joke.
No.1809
>>1808Oh my apologies, I thought you were trying to impersonate me. No worries!
No.1814
me waiting for good games to come out
>>1812great pic
No.1830
>>1816These are great, thanks for providing source I'll have to look more up.
No.1839
>>1838i need a pet lizard
No.1875
>>1873hello fellow procrastinator
No.1890
>>1886big goof ball spotted
No.1909
>>1895I wish I was alone at Christmas. I always get dragged along on some bullcrap with family and I really hate it.
No.1910
>>1909>dragged along on some bullcrapI don't really miss that shit myself. I just see myself as being like Bill, an outsider looking in on the happy normies interacting. Even if I wanted inside I wouldn't be welcome.
No.1930
>>1925she couldn't close that door fast enough
No.1957
>>1953hehe I like going to all u can eat chinese buffets and eating plates of their crab and chicken
No.1959
>>1957My man. Low-quality chinese buffet is the best.
No.2022
the best thread so far in lizchan as of august 22 2018
No.2029
>>1957>>1959Hey, I know you guys.
No.2059
>>2058been having this same issue is this universal or do i have dementia
No.2062
>>2059If it's dementia then I have dementia too. Nearly every time I forget the damn drink in the kitchen.
No.2089
>>2085me in the pic (Ryan Gosling)
No.2091
>>2089I'm more of a Tyler Durden myself
No.2093
>>2091when are we going to start our drive club?
No.2098
>>2093we've already started (in my imagination)
No.2104
>>2098I'll save up for 2 Prii and make some sick chub gains in preparation for our 2069 meet-up
No.2106
>>2097>4chan>discord>steam>chrome>windowsI thought this place was slow but pure.
No.2112
>>2106Was a joke post, not my desktop. except the hentai addiction that's very real.
I use all of those but 4chan though.
>thought this place was slow but pure.How do those programs effect that, it's all about actions.
Like having a gun can be pure, but shooting a puppy with it makes it a little less pure.
>>2110are you referencing the cats balls or the neetchan comic
No.2121
>>2119when are us gamers gonno rise up
No.2142
>>2132I wish I had a cat so I could put it in one of those.
No.2152
>>2149That is a great video. I just love all the famous last words.
Shoot me! - Gets shot
I'll kill you both! - Dies
You won't kill my husband - Headshots her husband.
No.2153
>>2149>>2152the guy was asking to get killed what a retard
No.2155
>>2153It's stumbling onto things like it that justify the ungodly amount of time I spend trawling liveleak.
No.2157
>>2156webms are now fixed
No.2171
>>2160I mean, regardless of where you stand on the gun thing, it takes a special kind of retard to escalate a confrontation where you are outnumbered and bringing a bat to a gunfight.
No.2318
>>2315I meet all of these but
>bad posture>neutral colored clothesha, see ya losers
No.2319
>>2318Reported for being a non-virgin. Hope you enjoy your ban, Chad.
No.2321
>>2319The only thing i'm a non-virgin at is playing checkers with your dad nerd
>>2320where did you get this artistic depiction of me
No.2326
>>2324One lizard, trapped in a world of warm blooded predators.
All there was left to do…
Was spin…
No.2330
>>2327to me it looks like a wizchan poster wandering into lizchan, and getting a hostile reception
No.2344
>>2330If it was a Wizchad poster it would be an incel, not an actual wizard.
No.2428
>>2427*beep* *beep*
get out of the way birds!
No.2683
>>2634ah, a young, bright and hopeful Alex, long before he was banned from the internet
No.2684
>>2683wish someone would ban me from the internet
No.2686
>>2684I can ban you if you want.
No.2687
>>2686It's not enough, I'd just start playing video games and collecting art.
No.2688
>>2687>collecting artI don't see a problem there.
No.2720
>>2703I identify with bottom feeders as well.
No.3020
>>3015is that the one, the only, yakui?
Wish I had access to hard drugs started smoking and it's pretty comfy, to poor to become addicted though so no worries.
No.3024
>>3020I think it's hard for lizard to have acces to drugs but I could recommend you trying DXM(anti-cough drug, it's not a light drug tho when it comes to big
doses)for me it was way comfier than weed,just make sure that your medicine has no other harmful things. Avaible in every pharmacy in most countries.
Just make sure to take breaks (imo longer than 3weeks)
It's less harmful than alcohol but when taking often it really can fuark your brain.
It's worth pointing that this type of high is not for everyone. I can answer your questions about dxm,it was my most used drug and I read a looot about it from medical publications and also forums.
You can buy codeine too but I wouldn't recommend any drug that can cause physical addiction.
Rest of the things that can be used without prescription is rather not worth it.
I'm lucky enough to know one supplier but I have no idea how any liz with no social life(including me)could make a contact with some trusty dealer.
Just make sure to not overdo it lizzy
~Nyaaah
No.3025
I'm sorry for writting like a retard but doing it correctly on shitty phonebrick is rather hard
No.3030
>>3024Not him, but my local supermarket sells generic DXM like the one in pic related (just without the spic language of course). Will this work just as well as what you were using?
Also, we have a drug thread in case you haven't checked it out already:
https://www.lizchan.org/liz/res/948.html No.3032
>>3024I'll post in the drug thread my reply but here's another post to get thread on topic.
Just a pussy in a cage massa.
No.3033
>>3030I need a pic of leaflet with visible ingridients because I don't want to make some Lizzie feel sick, if it contains guaifenesin don't take it.
Sorry for off-topic,let's take it to that thread.
No.3111
>>3110Yowch! Got her right in the bobs and vagene.
No.3113
>>3111to destroy your enemy, you must destroy their means of production.
No.3119
>>3113I know it's a joke but it made me think of the actual concept of resistance in military theory, and according to it you're half right.
Resistance = Means x Will.
Therefore since victory is to make the enemy cease resistance, reducing either their means of resisting or their will to resist to zero will create a product resulting in a zero power of resistance and victory.
No.3121
>>3119Do you know of any essential books on the concept? on the brink of making a book thread so I can add things to my neet library.
No.3122
>>3121Not really. It is very Clauswitzean though, so he could be useful. I learned that one from lectures from the USAWC on youtube.
No.3334
>>3333Super ultra mega checking them.
Though eating in the bathroom is quite a shitty experience. You hear everyone pissing and shitting and there is a certain stench to it that makes eating there quite repulsive. The closed doors and the fact that people are next to you doesn't help either, but if you're a hobo you may not worry about it.
No.3942
>>3941stop posting and get back to work, wagie lizard. you're on business hours
No.3944
>>3941>>3942You'd better not be using your work computer to post this! That is for work-related use only!
No.3963
>>3944*cracks whip over back*
GET BACK TO WORK WAGE SLAVE!
No.3981
>>3977>how come no one rant to buy a dreamcast?said the early 2000s Sega executive to himself
No.4235
i dont have an image of self immolation on hand, but thats how i feel sometimes. cant tell you why i would want to self immolate, my life isnt that bad, but the thought comes to mind every once in a while
No.4236
>>4029you got a link to the book series? im curious to what this guy has to say about the ayys
No.4237
>>1816if youre still around, do you have an archive that allows you to download them all? a quick google search brings up a few sites that only allow viewing
No.4885
>>4868Just the way nature works.
Just the cruel and harsh way nature works.
No.4897
>>4868>>4885>>4894Good. never liked them dumb retards in the first place
t.parrot
No.4901
>>4894ah, so that's why the mother goose goaded her goslings into going down a waterfall. very zen
No.5265
>>5264that's right, smile for the customers wagie
No.5497
>>5495it's 2020, if you're not getting surgery to become a gender binary train this instant, i'm sorry but it's over for you.
No.5769
>>5768very shamefur dispray. make ancestors cry
No.5780
>>5768leatherman lost his gains
No.5827
>>5809These anime always seem to make the main protag a giant or something. They always absolutely tower over the love interests. It seems to be some kind of cliche that they're so big. They're always so nice and likeable though, so I would feel bad to have them hurt. He looks so happy and content. How can someone hate that?
No.5828
>>5827I hate him with a passion, smug prick gets to not be real, while simataniously being 2d and a anime chad. Hope that non existent nonce gets barbaricly basted.
