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 No.5984[Last50 Posts]

Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow.

 No.5985

File: 1601531967258.png (140.45 KB,360x450,Monky.png)

I'm sleeping for 8 hours everyday.
Two days ago slept 15 and now just woke up after 12 hours.
Going back to bed zzz

 No.5986

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Wish I could post more than one image at a time

 No.5987

File: 1601546611928.jpg (287.27 KB,801x801,1601239970456.jpg)

Last time, I think we had someone who would shill liz on r9k and wiz.
I guess we need to do that, but I'm afraid what kind of people that might attract cause then there is no going back.

 No.5988

>>5987
>I think we had someone who would shill liz on r9k and wiz.
No, you're wrong.
If it was advertised on the first one then there would nothing but tfw no gf on this chan.
Second is more likely but never noticed anything that proved sudden gain of new visitors, this comes from someone who was refreshing every day.
Except one braindead schizo and his conspiracies lol
>I guess we need to do that
Liz always had dead crawling speed.
If you NEED to do sth about it then you most likely came out of your shell not a long time ago or remembered this site wrong.
Don't kill it

 No.5989

>>5988
I mentioned lizchan like once on wiz/b/, but it definitely flew under the radar.

 No.6053

>>5988
lizchan was mentioned recently on a (Still active) thread on 4chan/r9k, but it seems to have "flown under the radar" like that other anon said. It was mentioned along wizchan as all-male alternatives to 4chan that are kinda like Crystal Cafe.

 No.6057

>>6053
I saw that, too.

 No.6061

>>6053
>r9k
Bruh >>5987

 No.6062

>>6061
I don't have control over someone from liz/wiz advertising the board on another website.

 No.6066

>>6062
Then sorry for linking those two things together. Quite often I make dumb assumptions excuse me for this.

 No.6074

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There is nothing that I want to have.
People do stuff because it brings them closer to set goals or gives happiness.
I'm not depressed.
Whole idealogy of rejecting the meaningless desires (everything except 3 basic needs, food, safe place, release of sexual tension) in order to acquire happiness within themselves turned me into npc.
Got brainwashed hard.

Pros:
-Nothing can hurt me but my self-made negative thoughts
-never sad
-no frustration since no expectation
-time passes super fast

Cons:
-losing ego
-my awareness of existing is fading. Imagine doing all things by instinct and learnt patterns while not knowing what's going on. It feels like a time skip.
^did some googling and it's called being zen. Never knew what that meant but thought it's something cool.

I'm kinda scared of it. Like I'm gonna lose a touch with reality and go mad.
Then boom I come back to life which I have turned into existencial horror or something like that.

It doesn't sound like onset of mental illness, right Lizzies?

 No.6075

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>>6074
'mental illness' is a meme pushed by warmies to cope with anything and everything that they dont understand.
Its sort of like how when the pandemic shutdowns hit, warms couldnt think of doing anything else but be busy with their meaningless npc jobs or narcissitic friends,
so what did they do? They rioted,chimped out, and generally went mad for a time.
This is because they couldnt handle the shock, couldnt recognize what went wrong, nor analyze what was the problem all along.
Your own introspection will only solve your problems for you.
And no, your not insane.
Youre a lizard.
>^did some googling and it's called being zen. Never knew what that meant but thought it's something cool.
Research more into philosophy and religions, even if you dont believe it,
they all provide anecdotal wisdom that you wouldnt be able to find in the current year.

 No.6086

>>6075
>mental illness' is a meme pushed by warmies to cope with anything
That's interesting. Never thought about it like that.
>Your own introspection will only solve your problems
In my opinion everyone has some sort of barrier that they can't fight through and need help from other or certain happening to demolish it.
I feel like I reached it since nothing is changing.
Thanks Lizzie will do some research, since it's kinda annoying to be stuck

 No.6087

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>>6086
if you want to start out with buddhism read pic related.
I read it some years ago when i asked a librarian on some good budd intro books.
sorry i couldnt find a pdf version for you i tried

 No.6089

I wanna play dwarf fortress but the stress mechanics are such caca right now that 20 minutes of play would be just exiling people and maybe waiting. It's basically doing nothing sadly. I think the best parts of the game are in the first years where you're setting everything up. I'm done making rooms, training people, etc. I just need to wait for my military to become good enough to kill.

Also I don't like doing new things lmao. I always screw things up like the QSP and it would take me a few hours to learn it badly since I work so slowly to learn or do any new things.

Daggerfall's cool too.

 No.6090

N

 No.6092

>>6086
Mental illness isn't a meme. It shouldn't be pushed though. If your abnormality/disorder isn't stopping you from functioning at a high level and achieving things, no diagnosis is needed.

 No.6095

>>6092
>Mental illness isn't a meme.
imo it is though. Take fags for example, if you ask them why they are homo they will say "I was just born with it" or "guess Im just mentally ill XDDD",
when in reality, if you look into their life, they comically all share the same issues you would expect with homos; no father, sexually abused as a kid, etc.
Their 'mental illness' is a logical and natural result of their upbringing or past history.
Its a cope to push and pass the blame on a vague term rather than do some introspection and uproot the issues.

 No.6097

>>6095
At the end of the day, no one is honestly interested in helping people confront their childhood traumas. Let's not pretend otherwise. You, too, have an agenda.

 No.6100

>>6097
if you even bothered to read any of the posts before you would have clearly saw that I said everyone has to solve their own issues and noone is going to solve shit for you.
>You, too, have an agenda.
youre the one more likely pushing the 'mental issues' agenda so you can help get others to take SSRI's and other jew drugs to fuck with peoples heads permenately for life, kys outsider.

 No.6103

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>>6100
>jew drugs to fuck with peoples heads permenately for life, kys outsider.

Good job proving his point.

 No.6107

>>6103
Drugs are good though, if you're about to kick and break stuff due to anger, or if you're extremely blackpilled, some pills can help you out a lot in the long run

 No.6108

File: 1603114952013.jpg (11.65 KB,259x194,438.jpg)

I e-filed my return in early april and it's still "being processed" when I check on the irs website. The irs exists for one fucking reason what are they doing? I just want my fuckin gibs

 No.6109

>>6108
Are you still waiting on your Trumpbux?

 No.6110

>>6109
Yeah. I didn't file for 2018 so it's stuck in limbo until I get processed. I filed before the stimulus bill even passed to try and make sure I got it in a reasonable amount of time. Turns out I screwed myself because they announced a way for nonfilers to get it/ the irs is screwing me by not just processing the damn thing.

 No.6116

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How do we get the husky poster on Liz?

 No.6118


 No.6128

File: 1603590010475.jpg (138.76 KB,1536x982,pills.jpg)

>>6107
>Drugs are good

Good goy! Keep taking your SSRIs, big pharajew commends you!

 No.6145

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My heart, it's going way too fast! Gotta stop eating so much ramen noodles, they're killing me.

 No.6146

>>6145
>ramen noodles
literally eat anything else that shit will shorten your lifespan if you dont diversify your diet

 No.6156

>>6146
The problem is they're so easy to make and taste so good. I can throw a cup into my bag and have a perfectly nice meal at work without having to microwave stuff.

Maybe I'll switch over to the Campbell's ones. They taste ok and don't seem to hurt my heart as much.

 No.6163

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someone is burning his bridges again

 No.6168

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shouganai

 No.6180

I wanna be a VIPSTAR!

 No.6182

>>6180
That's stuck in my head now. Thanks /f/.

 No.6183

File: 1604100703201.jpg (166.06 KB,954x719,Jeb.jpg)

Hes still got this lizzies!!!

 No.6188

I turned 25 years young recently, so I'm thinking about doing heroin. Wish me luck lizzies.

 No.6189

>>6188
cool, I'm thinking about taking up smoking again myself. tobacco smoking that is

 No.6192

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>>6188
LuCk!

 No.6209

I hate it when my gums bleed after I floss

 No.6211

>>6209
I barely brush my teeth… You should use mouthwash for that nice burning sensation.

 No.6212

>>6211
I'm trying to floss and use mouthwash more after paying for some pretty expensive dental work this year. I flossed last night though and three times the blood thing started. I need to get my shit together.

 No.6213

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>>6212
You will get used to it once you establish it as a habit.
Its annoying when the dentist nurse yells at you for not making their job easier.
You do nibble their fingers for revenge right liz?

 No.6216

>>6213
>establish it as a habit

You don't know me very well. My natural state of nature is relaxing on the couch. Any getting up to do anything takes a great amount of effort and is done as little as possible.

>nibble their fingers


ha nope, when I'm paying 1000+ dollars for a root canal I try to not mess with the people doing the work

 No.6221

File: 1604544194351.jpg (906.03 KB,1536x2048,uyuyuy.jpg)

NIGGERMAN!!! SAVE ME!!! I JUST REALIZED I'M LIVING IN A LOVECRAFTIAN ABOMINATION/NIGHTMARE AND I CAN'T GET OUT!!!

 No.6222

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>>6221
shut up you

 No.6223

>>6222
you what?

 No.6224

>>6223
meow meow *licks paw*

 No.6225

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>>6224
You stop that

 No.6893

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 No.6902

>>6893
evil cat must be making him do it

 No.6903

>>6902
Pussy got him acting strange

 No.6905


 No.6914

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I need to start biking again. I've done hardly any exercise this year and I'm starting to turn into a fatass, if I continue living and eating this way I'll become a diabetic for sure.

 No.6917

>>6914
Even if you cant it's often 90% diet instead of exercise, I have to lose my last bit as well, been stalling forever.

 No.6918

>>6917
I've already started to fix my diet. I'm down to one can of soda a day, and less ramen and sweets. My problem is keeping it up, I always go back to eating shit food after a month or two of eating right.

 No.6919

Ya Lizards trying to lose weight while I managed to gain some in those 3 months.

I always wanted to not look like skeleton and it's getting better and better.
Never been so big lol

 No.6920

i put my dick in a bag doritos

 No.6921

>>6918
I do the exact same thing, have had to yo-yo for a year and a half, but slowly I make more progress than lose.
Weird thing about being american is being 20 pounds overweight still and people telling you your skinny already.
>>6919
Meet me once you gain your maximum mass, we'll duel for the title of Fatliz.
>>6920
Hope it was cool ranch, and not flamin' hot brother.

 No.6923

>>6921
Alright I don't want to get fat.
My tummy is now visible under my clothes and it looks ridiculously awful since the rest of me is still slim.

I expected to get massive everywhere but looks like fat stores only there.

That's lame

 No.6927

>>6920
please don't tell me you ate them afterwards

 No.6931

>>6927
waste not want not liz.
>>6923
apparently that's kind of normal for guys, mine just sort of spreads out evenly, even when fat stomach was flat.

 No.6932

i stay on fat boy status i don't care we're all gonna old one day

 No.6935

>>6932
once we face food shortages you will have the last laugh, I'm just trying anything that may even slightly unfuck my mental health. Hyper neurotic.

 No.6936

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>>6932
you're an inspiration to us all

 No.6937

>>6936
i'm fine with dying like at 55 or 60 i don't wanna be so old i can barely walk or get myself out of bed that's if diabetes doesn't kill me first

 No.6939

>>6937
Hard to die directly from diabetes, does shorten the life span though. - someone horrible at managing theirs.
I'm also spooked by getting too old, lizards are supposed to live short intense lives.

 No.6940

>>6939
i also smoke cigs as well but i wanna quit smoking

 No.6941

>>6940
I've been smoking cigs too for more than two months when my vape broke (but I ordered a new one from scam site lol)

I don't understand why people do this. Shitty smell is walking behind you. Everyone smokes crap, I knew only a one guy that was rolling his own. It was smoked tobacco, tasted great!

Ecigs are the best imo, if you're only after nicotine.
One to two puffs of high nicotine lq and you're done.
No limitations of flavours, the smell doesn't stay anywhere.

The liquid for it, costs like 5 packs of cigs and for me it's enough for over 2 months.

Right now there are no harmful effects and doesn't look like there will be any.
Except for some shady flavours

 No.6967

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>>6941
>I knew only a one guy that was rolling his own.

Rolling cigarettes is actually a really fun hobby to have. I might get back into it one day.

 No.6971

>>6940
waiting to quit until my prospects get better
>>6941
It does smell bad, but i'm so isolated it doesn't really matter.
I prefer vaping too, I usually vape and smoke during more stressful periods.
>>6967
It's what I have to do to save money, It's nicer to not have the additives, feels less addictive which is better than it is bad.

 No.6984

hope you lizzies had a good year
my pc wouldn't start yesterday and i was really worried, but i replaced the PSU today and everything is fine again

 No.6986

>>6984
it was alright. ate some mcdonald's then had a couple of drinks and fell asleep an hour prior to midnight. hopefully this year won't be too shit

 No.6987

>>6984
Chain smoked then played some viscera cleanup detail.
Gonno have to penny pinch all year I'm terrified of my pc dying, i'd have to get a job and do people things or something.

 No.6988

>>6987
>Gonno have to penny pinch all year

the way prices are shooting up I'm going to have to do the same. every week it seems like everything goes up a dollar

 No.7000

I was learning and got very very tired. Now I've slept for a few hours and I want to study again (but I won't lol). I'm playing a real life Morrowind my lizzas.

 No.7003

>>7000
all that book reading must of tired you out liz

 No.7032

>upgrade to windows 11

go fuck yourself Microsoft

 No.7043

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debating trying meth in the near future

 No.7045

>>7043
Lol why meth tho?
Have you already tried every substance that is better than meth?

 No.7048

>>7043
Don't, doing meth was one of the worst experiences of my life. Being on it was like a half an hour of euphoria followed by hours and hours of sheer hell. I'm pretty sure the drug helped contribute to the current psychological problems I have today.

 No.7049

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>>7045
I live in meth country and it's the cheapest/steadiest thing I can find. Most people I know under the age of 50 have done it or are.
I don't know I just want to feel something other than sadness or emptiness, 13 years of the same looping cycle, I assume it'd shake things up a bit even if for the worse in the long run.
What's better than meth? I've tried a lot but nootropics mean I can never say them all.
>>7048
It really doesn't last that long? I'm already beyond repair really, it's more of a finally feel something for a few months before checking out thing. I'll try tianeptine for the opiate effects again for a month or so before making up my mind, and think about it a bit harder.

 No.7050

>>7049
>last that long?

The high can last for days, and in that time you're barely eating or sleeping. I honestly don't understand the appeal of the drug.

 No.7052

>>7050
Know a lot of people that use and people that have threw their lives away for it - hell my dads using it, must be pleasant in some sense, and it seems to give you energy and motivation - even if it's just to make money for more that's more than what I currently have. I have people I can talk to that are on it I'll ask them as much as possible.

 No.7054

>>7052
Well whatever, you're gonna do what you're gonna do, but if you're anything like me the drug will just put your stomach in knots and make you feel like shit. Hopefully it won't damage your brain too much.

 No.7055

>>7052
Oh come on, Lizards have standards.
There are so many other substances.

It sounds like you just want to do something considered "bad" to highlight your current mental state of not caring and being depressed.

It won't be worth it in the long run.
I'm not against drugs btw

 No.7056

>>7054
brain already maximum damaged, impossible.
>>7055
Maybe, but i've also just been surrounded by it forever, mainly interested by the claimed euphoria/energy. don't remember what happiness or drive feel like anymore beyond simple animal examples. What would you recc instead?

 No.7057

>>7056
>already maximum damaged

try being in my head for a week :(

 No.7059

>>7057
That sounds interesting but you owe me financial restitution if it's somehow worse than my own okay

 No.7060

>>7059
I wish I could pay someone to take all my mental illnesses for a week, that would be a pretty nice service. Unfortunately I'm trapped in this head of mine.

 No.7067

>>7060
I'd do it, I can handle fucked situations for at least a week before I go full self destruct mode, and i'd further understand my fellow lizards struggles.

 No.7072

futons > beds

I love sleeping on futons. They save me the effort of getting up and going into the bedroom, I can just unfold the sofa and sleep where I've been relaxing.

 No.7075

>>7072
>Unfolding the futton
You're a highly motivated liz
I don't even unfold them

 No.7078

>>7075
And I even put a sheet down. I am super motivated you're right!

 No.7091

YouTube music recommendations got stuck and it keeps showing me the same stuff all the time.
So I decided to swap to soundcloud as it used to show me some good music.
In one week I managed to destroy it and it keeps giving me super shitty low effort autotune trash.
Back to YouTube then

 No.7097


 No.7099

Meth kind of sucks, every drug I hear about that people say causes euphoria doesn't for me, except psychedelics but that's more a mix of terror/awe.
It just feels like a painkiller that gives you some energy, not worth 25$ for two days worth, how am i supposed to be motivated to wageslave when even the most addictive drugs are kind of lackluster.

 No.7100

Being awake at night is like being the only one on Earth. Except when you wake up at 3-4PM and re-do the day over. The family's work day is almost complete and my day's not even started. I think I prefer waking up early since I can go anywhere and enjoy the outside. I like to enjoy what's left of nature. Also there's like, no nature nearby. I might have to move to the boonies if I want a life near nature. I'd much rather be in a woods or something than around people. Still, the woods is so shit. Nature is always built up to be this magical thing, but the woods is just trees and leaves. It's also scary outside during night, but only because humans have created light pollution that hides the stars and solar system. We really ruin everything.

 No.7101

>>7100
Everything pretty much is shit. When humans are around everyone is just trying to screw over and posture on each other. But then the places where people aren't shitting up (the sky and the sea) are dangerous once you enter it. If you go out on a boat or in a flying machine your surrounded by death, one fuck up and it's instant death.

 No.7105

>>7101

Fuck bears, cougars, wolves, and other animals that prey on humans as well. I just want to enjoy nature, but I'll gladly shoot these animals with a rifle if they disturb me. Also the ocean really is no place for humans anyways.

 No.7128

Hell yeah Lizzies!
In March I'm gonna move into a place where I work at.
There is one room free for me.

Dream come true, I will never have to go outside ever again.

In theory I'm allowed to be there for a few months.
Although I will do my best to be here forever lol

There is no shower nor bath so some plastic will be enough.
Fridge is there, I have to buy mini washing machine.

I will post more about it soon!

 No.7129

Finally some interesting stuff

The whole pandemic is extremely boring

 No.7131

>>7129
Hopefully we'll get lots of cool war footage out of this conflict. Definitely rooting for Russia, I want ZOG puppet Ukraine to get btfo.

 No.7132

>>7128
I don't have any furniture except chair and desk. Just need a drawer and it will be good.
I will paint walls white if it turns out that I can stay longer here

On my way to achieve a shut in dream. Moving in on Monday

>>7131
Have you seen tank "drifting" over a civilian car?
https://youtu.be/-xcfJY6QwnY
Ukraine having bad leaders for years.

In 1991 they were on 3rd place in terms of nuclear missiles but they gave up on all of them. What the fuck
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisbon_Protocol

 No.7133

File: 1645830120531.png (1003.12 KB,1613x1613,m_merged (1).png)

Got lizards in terrarium
Room is 345 x 215 cm / 11,5 x 7 feet

 No.7135

>>7133
Me in the tank

 No.7137

>>7132
>"drifting" over a civilian car

ha fucking normies and their precious cars. you would think with a war zone outside and tanks all over the place they would say to themselves "maybe today is not a good day for driving" but no, they have places they need to be fast

>they gave up on all of them


probably for the best, it was only a matter of time before one of the local mafias sold them on the black market

 No.7140

Ah yes, finally last night at this place!
Good thing because I often had a feeling like it had cameras or mics all around.
To the point that I'm extremely scared of talking with owners face to face but I have to do it after work hours.
Also the fact that I left a spoon in a shower and he Has seen it.
(I made a huge mess here and while cleaning I just repositioned that spoon from bath tub to shower and forgot about it. Oh yes that's another memory that is going to cringe me for years!

Self cringe only happens when there is someone else that sees/knows it

 No.7142

Unpacked some of my stuff
I'm already loving my commute which is just going downstairs.
My dream has been fulfilled.
Now I have to just stop stressing like retard.
Thank you Lizards

 No.7143

>>7142
moving back in with your parents or out?

 No.7146

>>7143
I was already solo.
Now I live in the office building.

 No.7148

>>7146
I hope you enjoy it liz, post 4k HD lizard pictures when you get settled.

 No.7159

File: 1646539213283.png (1.84 MB,876x881,flourishing.png)

There are ladybugs in my TV, I've been awake for multiple days, bout to do the dishes, it's 10pm.

 No.7160

>>7159
get some sleep liz

 No.7161

>>7160
I've come too far, I'm going to meet the shadow people or die trying.

 No.7162

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 No.7164

>>7159
What a beautiful picture. I hope to be able to live like that one day.

 No.7165

newlizzy reporting in

 No.7166

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 No.7167

File: 1646776941389.jpg (5.11 MB,4608x3456,IMG_20220308_221303_548.jpg)

Good enough for me
The colors are terrible but I feel finally safe so I don't mind

 No.7168

>>7167
I hope you're not sleeping on that mat on the ground, that'll kill your back after a while. Nice job keeping clean, try not to get too much stuff that'll clutter your place.

 No.7170

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 No.7171

>>7170

Knowing me, I'd arrive on the worst part of the island and die first.

>>7168

That mat is way too thin to sleep on imo.

 No.7173

>>7171
>die first

what if you got one of the uzis?

 No.7174

>>7173

Die slightly later in the lower middle rank.

 No.7178

File: 1647376458604.png (254.79 KB,500x469,1647293573501.png)

Healthy young man goes to lizchan, gets pumped with massive doses of autism, doesn't feel good and changes - DEPRESSION. Many such cases!

 No.7191

I'm craving for some taco bell right now. might have to get me some today

 No.7192

>>7191
I ordered 4 spicy 50cm pizzzas for the weekend.
Effect was the same

 No.7193

>>7192
nice, I bet those massive pizzas tasted good going down.

I never got around to going to taco bell, got tired while on my bike and had to settle for Wendy's. oh well, another day

 No.7194

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Is it normal to always be hungry? I could eat a pizza, start on the next or wait 5 minutes and eat another like nothing.
The only hard limit would be entering a carb coma or waiting 30 minutes if your stomach is in pain.
I'm only 10 pounds overweight, but i'm constantly hungry. Do I have worms? Is it an instinctual drive to devour physical reality itself? Is it because i'm American? thank you for reading.

 No.7197

>>7194
>Do I have worms?

Possibly, one frozen pizza should be enough to fill up a none obese liz. Have you ever eaten any uncooked fish? You could have a massive tapeworm inside you that's stealing your food.

 No.7198

>>7194
Oh i also over-eat.
Same stuff as you. Most likely you streched your stomach. That's why it feels like that.

I have some schizo thoughts and trauma that's why I always ate rarerly but if so then I stuffed myself till feeling sick.

~After moving out I was able to eat what I want stress free.
Due to my eating habits and all the food for myself I managed to gain weight. So I'm finally not skeleton but a normal ape.
In my case it's muh thought process.
Celebrate the feeling of freedom and clear mind, eat like a pig! Something along those lines

 No.7204

Visited my family (mother,bro,step-dad)
To do some laundry and eat some actual food.
I keep forgeting how nice and comfy being there feels.
Living alone isn't so bright but I will forget about it on few days.
The same way I would get used to this sometimes nice atmosphere in family surroundings.

It's really scary and depressing how fast one can stop appreciating the good fast.
Fucking brain made by evolution to always seek greater things.

I think the only solution to that is extreme minimalism in terms of living the life.
Since you get used to having nothing and stop running for useless shit.
What do you think?

 No.7205

>>7204
I try to be a minimalist mostly because I don't want to turn into a hoarder.

 No.7206

>>7205
Initially I went for minimalism because I liked the looks of huge free space.
It's a great thing. Cleaning is so much faster. Just clothes and dishes. No other things laying around.
I went as far as wearing the same set of clothing. The only downside is that people (if you ever see any) are going to think that you wear dirty rags all the time lol

 No.7208

>>7206
I'm more of a cover my face with blankets and try to forget about the mess in the other room kind of person. I try not to buy new things because I have a hard time throwing out stuff

>wearing the same set of clothing


absolutely nothing wrong with doing this liz. spray some body spray on yourself in the morning and you're good as new. no showers or change of clothing needed

 No.7212

>>7205
You call it hoarding I call it a rich life well lived with lots of mementos

 No.7213

>>7212
and then some day one of those piles of mementos falls over and crushes you

 No.7215

>>7208
Wtf, i meant having the same looking clothes. Not actually wearing same dirty rags lol

 No.7216

>>7215
>not wearing dirty rags

gotta look good for the ladies, eh Rex?

 No.7222

>>7216
Exactly, clean clothes go well with bio-weapon trainers.
Those swaggy shoes smell so bad that I keep them outside.
Their essence really does wonders on those lizgrills.

 No.7223

>>7222
smelly shoes are an essential part of every lizards self-defence mechanism. I wear smelly socks as well to help add to my protection

 No.7224

>>7223
I'm sure mine smell worse.
While sitting I feel their flavour.

 No.7226

Grandpa had a heart attack, brought him to the hospital. sitting in my room listening to weeb music, high on speed.

 No.7228

>>7226
A heart attack, after that the poor heart usually isn't the same.

My worst nightmare is one of my close family members having a medical emergency and needing an organ transplant, with me being the only suitable donor. I'd probably be too much of a coward to go through with it, I'm afraid of surgery and death.

 No.7232

>>7226
Ahhh yesss, "Mass of Fermenting Dregs" I remember posting it here years ago

 No.7234

YOOOOOO just noticed that lizchan.xyz redirects here
I wonder if some liz got here this way

 No.7238

>>7228
Yea one of the bad parts of living with grandparents, gonno live through those last stressful years with them.
It'd depend what mood i was in, I don't do much with my organs I may be willing to share.
>>7232
Classic but i need more weeb music, I don't think i've truly looked since I was 18ish
>>7234
I checked after thinking the sites been dead for years out of a glimmer of hope and that's how i got here again

 No.7241

>>7238
>gonno live through those last stressful years with them

I bet they snore a lot and complain about their aches and pains

 No.7245

I thought this site was gone for years now, what in the world happened? I just clicked on this in my bookmarks by accident.

 No.7247

>>7245
sup liz, what have you been doing all these years?

 No.7248

Liz pride world wide brothers. When the time comes, the world will shed its skin and a new era of lizard supremacy shall reign.

 No.7255

Didn't get my pizza cuz some fucking ukrainian was too lazy to ring the door bell.
At least I picked the option pay by cash.

Most of ukr immigrants are retarded

 No.7258

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I am laundering American tax money through my constant need for expensive medicine, use of snap, and possible approval of disability. I do not produce anything. I am here to bleed the system until they rip me off like a bloated tick. I am here to accelerate the downfall, and live in escapism.

 No.7259

>>7258
based parasite liz

 No.7260

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Ate so many jalapeno burgers from McDonald's that I almost puked but couldn't because it's already deep in my stomach.
>>7258
If I knew you I would be proud.
I'm hoping that you are comfortable with it and having a blast.



I want to fucking die again. Shouldn't have skipped those two three days of smoking legal cbd weed

 No.7262

>>7260
wtf, why doesn't my local mcdonald's sell jalapeno burgers?

 No.7263

File: 1651694798123.png (707.82 KB,920x920,Jalapeno-1.png)

>>7262
Oh so it's regional then.
You have no idea what you're missing out.
The sauce is so creamy and light but a tiny bit spicy.
It looks like on the pic except smashed and sauce is also outside lol

 No.7264

>>7263
the mcdonald's around here have a lame value menu. pretty well all I can get is mcdoubles and junior chickens :(

 No.7265

In poland we have 2forU sets.
You can choose hamburger/cheeseburger/chikker/jalapeño + fries/soda.

It costs (less) almost the same as mcdouble.

I really like wraps but they're super expensive when you compare it to 2forU.
So I mostly eat jalapeños like a pig.

 No.7266

File: 1651701550550.jpg (16.74 KB,383x240,Lizzie.jpg)

i may have found a job today. crossing my lizard fingers.

 No.7267

File: 1651721123801.jpg (34.61 KB,678x381,king_meal.jpg)

>>7265
king meal deals are my fast food go to's (along with kfc fill ups). two burgers, fries and a drink for around the same price as a mcdoubles meal. cheap enough that even a poor like myself can afford. I've eaten so many of these big king jr's the past few months

 No.7268

>>7266
>posting dumb looking 3dpd not related to anything
Get out Stacy

 No.7270

>>7268
Found the lizard!

 No.7273

>>7266
haha, I get it. Lizzy McGuire. Good luck on the job prospects.

 No.7278

The Liz with no bath tube or shower here. Just a washing bowl
Central heating is off so I have to get warm water from kettle.
It's so annoying but the worst thing is that even when I wash everything carefully.
I smell kinda bad in the crotch area and armpits.
I don't get it. Removed the hair there and no difference. Using deodorants.

Any tips?

 No.7279

>>7266
How did it go?

 No.7287

>>7278
if you have a sink you should be able to take a bird bath like guys in prison do

 No.7289

I'm sleeping 14 hours every day, listening to music, dumb youtube shlock, and playing videogames while warping through time. I need more drugs.
>>7278
Get some wet wipes to wash Armpits>Crotch, when my water went out it kept me from becoming a walking biological contaminant.

 No.7300

>>7279
Bad. Wagecucking postponed for now. I lost the prev job just because I didn't want to take the jab. Fak normies.

 No.7301

>>7300
Way to go against the grain.

 No.7306

>>7300
>Wagecucking postponed for now.

you say this like it's a bad thing



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