/b/ -Burrow

"Alimony Blues"

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me
But she fucked my shit up then,
And I ain't seen no good pay
Since, I don't know when.
I'm payin’ alimony,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,
‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama said, "Brendy,
Always be a good boy,
Don't fall for the 3D."
But I married a real woman,
Just to have her leave.
When I see my money goin',
I cry myself to sleep.

SUE ME!
*guitar solo*

I bet there's actors eatin'
In them fancy dining cars,
Not knowin’ that their women
Will soon fuck ‘em in the arse,
But I know I had it comin',
I know I can't be free,
But those people they don’t know it,
They’ll soon pay alimony.

Well, if they freed me from my ex-wife,
If that check was all for me,
I bet I'd spend it wiser
‘Stead of fallin’ for the meme,
Far from any woman,
That's where I want to fap,
And I'd let that alimony
Be paid by other saps.