/b/ -Burrow

So I was just chillin' on a branch just minding my own damn lizbiz when some monkey motherfucker swung over on a vine and immediately started ooking and eeking about how damn great it is to be an endotherm. I calmly reminded him that he is easily spending more than half his energy on body heat while there was plenty of free, environmental heat, but this dense banana buster had apparently slurped one too many tree dicks today because he then started saying ectos are too low-energy (A GODDAMNED SLUR) for endothermy and are sour grapes about it. So I showed that simian shitsack that I had enough energy to pounce on him and beat him senseless. I was careful to not get him bloody, though; I don't want his monkey AIDS. Pic related. Took a nice lizdump on him after to keep him warm.

Fuck endos. Every single one of 'em. I bet evolution still kicks itself for thinking endothermy was a good idea.