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 No.5403[Last50 Posts]

Post in this thread every time you want to post in this thread!
It's mine but i'll share.

 No.5410

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Who would win in a battle to death? Bruce Lee's brother, Chin, or Bruce U?

 No.5412

>>5403
>It's mine

Tough guy, eh. I'll be taking over this thread now, see *hits reply*.

 No.5413

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>>5412
*sits on your face*

 No.5415

>>5413
*moves head*
*leaves tack in place*

 No.5425

>>5410
Me, the fatliz.
>>5412
okay just don't hurt me

 No.5427

if i'm the main character i gotto say lizchan is my favorite group of npcs

 No.5428

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>>5410
well for starters Chin anihilated
around 2 billion communists IIRC so
the killcount is already in Chin´s favor

on the other hand Bruce U has only
taken down a bunch of Ugandan
Commandos

you could try and argue that the
Ugandan commandos were stronger
than 2 chin´s 2 billion reds,
i couldnt find info on Ugandan Specops
but i am suspecting that in Hongkong 97 Chin is actually
fighting the PLA wich is about
2 Million men strong in total
this includes Marines, Navy, Specops, etc…
that would still leave 1.8 billion Reds to take out,
my theory is that he did not only smash the PLA
he also purged hong kong´s army
dismantled all militia groups and partisans
including the Chinese Communist Party
and genocided Chink commies all
around the place untill his bloodlust was saciated

so yeah chin is quite the killing machine, not only having a high killcount but also dispatching highly trained Specops, Armored companies (this implies that Chin´s fists of fury can blast through tanks and other armored vehicles), and the entire navy + airforce (wich we can deduce that chin´s fireballs used during hong kong 97 can indeed melt steel beams and fuck up jet fighters and carriers)

then again i may be biased because i never saw the Bruce U movies beyond the scene where he tells a bunch of roasties to fuck off, and the other scene where he fucks up Ugandan commandos

so any Bruce U Fan feel free to proove Bruce U´s supremacy
also Bruce U is a nigger, wich means he has lower capability for long term thought, meaning he cannot outsmart chin, leaving him open to any ambush

 No.5437

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wtf I had vk account(like fb but for russians) to follow maidcore artists and it got hacked and used as spambot lol.

 No.5439

>>5437
You'd think they'd just make their own accounts, I had a twitter account to follow jap artist and it got jacked by some indian ip, they followed 2000 people then left the account back to me.

 No.5443

>>5427
lizzie pls im clearly the main char ur just

 No.5445

>>5437
you should of known better. social media sites are evil, lurk if you must but don't join

 No.5451

>>5445
had to otherwise I wouldn't be able to download those sweet tracks that aren't on bandcamp or youtube yet.

Btw I never get those musicians that are far more popular outside their country but still proceed to only post in their language or even block ppl from outside, it's not about the law or copyrights but just being (mostly)anti-gaijin cunt. idk

 No.5456

>>5451
>wouldn't be able to download

This is when you're suppose to scour the internet for hours searching for any possible links to songs. Signing up to the social media site is capitulating.

 No.5459

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Get a load of this retard

 No.5460

>>5459
let's not start conflict with one another

 No.5462

>>5459
can't believe when lizchan died the chosen few lived on within it's xyz reincarnation, but with the price that our souls can only find sanctuary within our digital home and our realities will now wear us down until we return to dust yet live forever within our posted images and text.

 No.5465

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>>5459
Well if he used his BRAIN he would have figured out the domain had changed! It wasnt even HARD for me to figure out what happened I just typed out a bunch of domain endings and I got it right on the first couple of tries.

 No.5470

>>5459
make fun of me if you want but I kind of feel bad for the guy

 No.5473

>>5459
Someone will tell him eventually.

 No.5474

>>5473
now im curious to what that reply was…

 No.5483

Finally getting into an escapism pattern, days have started feeling like they're too short now that i'm watching movies, anime and playing games non-stop.
>>5474
pretty sure it was sushichan, looking at the background.

 No.5484

>>5483
>i'm watching movies, anime and playing games non-stop

add smoking weed in and years will feel like days

 No.5485

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happy new year lizards, that is all

 No.5486

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 No.5487

>>5484
I did for awhile while I was teenliz, but now it physically hurts, feels like someone stuck a shovel in my chest and It only feels less awful when I apply pressure to it like a wound. It's like my bodies having a panic attack while mentally i'm calm.
It'd also make rewatches more viable in the future, i'll give it another try as it's the main currency people tend to pay me anyway.

 No.5489

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>2010s are over
Another decade of shit?
Sounds wonderful!
Cheers!

 No.5491

>>5489
>Another decade of shit?

*sighs* yep

 No.5492

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God I love winter, whole days shut in your room, when it snows it allows your imagination to flourish without colorful distraction, less bugs invading your home (awake anyways), The cold giving you reason to wear clothes if you'd want, truly the best season.

 No.5516

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I'm sorry if this is inappropriate but would any Lizzie take me home?
I won't be freeloader, will find a job straight away additionaly do all the household chores,don't mind sleeping on the floor.
All this because I'm forced to move out soon. I doubt that someone would let stranger in but it's worth trying.
Oh I'm in EU unfortunately in a country with low wages. I speak fluently in english although my grammar is not that good.
What a silly post

 No.5518

>>5516
Well I want to leave my parents house and nation as well, if you can live with the roach infestation, animal sacrifices, lack of employment, constant inflation and loud ghetto music we can make an agreement.
Do you speak taco?

 No.5519

>>5516
I feel sorry for you.

 No.5520

>>5516
you're probably our only EU poster. If I had my own place i'd take up an offer like this, just not right away. It'd make having a house more affordable with a roommate with the plus of them maybe killing you in your sleep.

 No.5521

>>5516
i would but i have no job and still live under my mother´s rule, stay strong fucker

catch this tome of power:https://anonfile.com/x9q7m6L6nf/Epictetus_-_Enchiridion-Prometheus_Books_1955_pdf
(since you have to move out soon i reccomend printing it so you can read it even if you have no computer), you may not have any control over your circumstances but you still have control over your mind, keep a level head and remember that the gods never neglect the affairs of the noble,

 No.5523

>>5521
can second this reptilianon's tome of power. it really works

 No.5524

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Thank You all Lizzies for good intentions and help, someday I'll be the one to do the thing which I asked today,for ya,it's a pinkie promise.
>>5518
Not into ghetto music, sorry I'll pass
>>5519
No need to,surprisingly I'm in a good mood.
>>5520
Oh I thought that there would be at least one person.
>>5521
I'll read it asap, thanks.

 No.5525

It'll be the last blogpost.
I have some sort of plan and to me it sounds pretty good although there may be some things that I don't see or missed.
I'm already wageslaving for a little more than month. I'm planning to study since only then parents are forced to pay support cash, I don't know the word.
Classes will be at weekends once in a two weeks, I think it's worth because thanks to that there will be no tax cut from my payout.
Additonaly if I make it through there is a chance of getting some comfy job. I'm thinking about cybersecurity and specializing in pentesting.
I have no idea what I would like to do for life and that one is the most fitting thing in my opinion.
The money which I would get from parents would be enough to rent some shithole and eat veggies with groats.
I don't have a need of buying things or eating outside so that won't be a problem, the only thing that I would spend the cash on is nicotine base but that's equivalent to 2 hours of work monthly which is nothing.
If I keep working my ass off for 10 months I'll have all the money needed for 3 years study program. After that I'm planning to slow down a little but still earn for potential certificates.
After ending studies I'll work here for like a year and immigrate.
Well if fuck it all up then I'm flying out earlier, I'd get two times more in USA/UK, of course living there is more expensive there but since I'm spending for only necessary things it's still worth it.
What You think?

 No.5526

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wellp it´s end of the fucking line for me, the day after tomorrow (technically tomorrow since its past midnight) my NEET days come to an end and i start to work, i just hope that i have the fortitude to endure it, and that with my frugal lifestyle i am able to gather enough money to move out of my mother´s house and live off neetbux or some shit

>>5523
if you want even stronger tomes of power start reading on hermetism search for the Corpus Hermeticum, the Emerald Tablets, and the Kybalion, you can find them on Libgen, its the biggest redpill i have experienced since uncle Adolph

 No.5527

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>>5525
>veggies with groats
Doctor Sausage and eggs anon, cheap as shit and nutritious, buy a bit of seasoning too, peppers or some shit wich is also cheap as fuck and you will be able to live for months spending less than 30 bucks on food guaranteed

>What You think?

give em hell anon, everyone of us has different situation on a different environment, gotta play with the cards that have been dealt to us and hope for the best, and if all fucks up irreversibly then just like uncle Seneca said there is no better retreat than suicide, just remember picrelated and stay calm, always funny enough i tend to be a hothead and fuck up at this basic premise but you seem like a cool guy so you will manage better than mealso sorry for doubleposting i didn´t see the new posts before posting >>5526

 No.5528

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>>5525
I heard if youre dirt poor one of the best combos you can eat is
peanut butter and canned tomatoes, both cheap and very nutritious.
Dont fall for the cheap ramen/rice meme both are carbs and shit for long term health.
Also drink only water.

 No.5529

>>5524
I'm EU not for long though lol and I feel for you anon. I'm probably going to be kicked out soon though and bringing a stranger into the house would only hasten their decision. Sorry lizzie

 No.5531

>>5526
I'll read it too when I have some time when I'm not tired but it happens rarerly :-D
I'm not dissing or anything but after all that reading of eyeopening books why You wrote
>i just hope that i have the fortitude to endure it
Shouldn't it all be easy for you since those books and life probably taught you everything about human nature,their stupidity and the meaningless of everything around You?
They're about things like that , right?
I'm not making fun of a fellow lizzie,those are just questions of a silly youngling. Or maybe the problem is taking all those things U learned to real life due to emotions taking over? I'm curious because in my case it was like flipping a light switch in the period of like 2 / 3 days, taking all those things that I read online about understanding the world around and not getting affected by it + very little of "life experience"
pic sounds very comfy
>no better retreat than suicide
That's what I belived in untill a thought flied into me, what if all this is a gift or a test and when U refuse it or give up there will be penalty.
Anyway the death may be the end but the risk of eventual eternal punishment is not worth it.

 No.5532

>>5527
Oh and about switching the light on.
There was no drugs included or anything spectacular happening.
Just pointing that out because it kinda looks like "BRUUUH I TRIPPED SO HARD FOR 3 DAYS THAT EVERYTHING BECAME SO CLEAR NOW LOOOL" when I read it now.
>hothead
I've used to be one ,although rarely it was coming out on somebody else. Seeing raging apes on me since I was little kid, coded me to look with digust on others who put their negative emotions on living beings.
Don't be mad on silly people,they're just like that and nothing will change it except maybe the time,I'm sure everyone would want to be smarter if they could.
Don't get angry on yourself when something goes wrong,there will be many chances to redo it,there's a lot of time and even if not it doesn't matter since everything is meaningless. If still angry on yourself think why, probably because of trying to be someone that you are not or to fulliff ambition own or someone's else.
Think that you deserve nothing and never act like anything is your own because when you don't get what was supposed to be yours or lose a thing the anger or sadness comes in. Funny ooga booga man mechanism to chase those fuckers who stole your fresh hunted prey.
Know Your worth and never expect anything from life or others, don't let the warmies get on Your head or U become the prey or omega whatever fits better.
few coworkers tried to make me do their stuff I laughed them off,expected them to be upset on me but they treat me equally now with respect and act even more kind lol
It's not a improvebrah post but the realizations that helped me to elimante getting angry in life, maybe will help Ya too.
I recommend reading about how anger is created.
How was Your first shift?
me in the embeded till 30 sec mark

 No.5535

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>>5527
The cheap doctor sausages in this country would give me a cancer pretty quick and most of the filling is not even meat. It's kinda hypocritic because that I still eat meat but would like to stop and buying the cheapest eggs would haunt me in my dreams with those poor chiken's life.
>>5528
For sure not the cheapest combo here, the peanut butter is a rarity which is expensive,canned food here is expensive as well it's cheaper to buy fresh
>ramen/rice meme both are carbs and shit for long term health.
I did a little of reading about it and couldn't find any downsides other than getting fat and high sugar level.
Is there more to it?
atm looks like I can't put on weight even lost more and looking like B O N E M A N,hoped that I will get at least a little chubby
ate very fatty food with a lot of meat kfc ninja thief eating, shitting like at least 3 times up to 6 a day and drinking soda, yeah I wrote to You that I'll stop,sorry and shakes that are mostly sugar and fat milk.

 No.5536

I meant rice

 No.5538

>>5535
don't understand why eggs are seen as unethical to vegans

 No.5539

>>5535
>I did a little of reading about it and couldn't find any downsides other than getting fat and high sugar level.
>Is there more to it?
Just look at your average bugman. Thats what thousands of years of eating rice and noodles will do to your genetics.

 No.5540

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>>5531
>>5532

>Shouldn't it all be easy for you since those books and life probably taught you everything about human nature,their stupidity and the meaningless of everything around You?

there is a difference between knowing and appliying that knowledge, for example stoicism explains you that is retarded to blame things for your woes because you have no control over them, yet look how hard it is to keep your shit together when warmniggers invade your space
in short its not really that the knowledge itself and the techniques are wrong, just that i am an idiot
>I'm sure everyone would want to be smarter if they could
i find that hard to believe seeing how now we have acces to prettymuch any piece of knowledge that is known, if the warmnigger does not read or learn, its because he does not want to probably because wisdom does not bring pleashure nor money and demands effort
>How was Your first shift?
im basically a japanese salary-man now i spend 8 hours on a office doing filling out papers mechanically like a fucking robot, atleast i have a mp3 filled with music and i am good at keeping my shit together even if at first i am overwhelmed

 No.5541

>>5538
>YOU'RE EATING THEIR BABIESS!!!1!!!1!1!1!

 No.5542

>>5538
I was wondering about that too, found out lately from a vegan religious guy that the life itself is separated from the egg because of human intervention and it's almost like killing the life but he's a dothead so I dunno how it works with white vegans.
I'd understand buying only free-range eggs but they just stop eating them,weird.
I said that I won't buy eggs because those cheap ones are from chikens that live in fucked up conditions.
>>5540
>there is a difference between knowing and appliying that knowledge
I wrote it but cut it off by mistake while editing because Body too long,dang.
Yesterday I worked 13 hours in kfc, gotta find some comfy job similar to Yours.
Stay strong Lizzie

 No.5544

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Yesterday I had problems in vision like weird depth of flat object, kinda looked like my eyes couldn't sync.
Today I have blurred vision in certain area of a right eye.
I sleep well and don't stress so I'm wondering what's the cause.
On pic it's the area that I have trouble seeing.
Anyone had something similar?

 No.5549

>>5541
No way, their babies would be way harder to eat and less pleasant.
>>5542
> I won't buy eggs because those cheap ones are from chikens that live in fucked up conditions.
Yea that's a good point, but it's a matter of where you get them from and less the action.
>religious guy that the life itself is separated from the egg because of human intervention and it's almost like killing the life
This comes across as blind life worship in my eyes, each eaten egg is one less chicken to be eaten or suffer.
I kind of hate this view point as it's what leads to people like me being made, let alone it leads to a hamster wheel like feed back loop of death and life in an unending tango of meaninglessness strife.

 No.5550

>>5544
I suffer from something similar, especially if my eyes move too fast. And then they just go away. Could just be harmless eye floaters though, big ones for some reason.

 No.5554

>>5550
Eye boogers suck

 No.5561

Installed plex on my grandparents computer a good while ago, and have added a ton of content since.
They said it was to complicated for them to use so I stopped worrying about it.
Walked in on my grandpa just starting Caligula and explained how it was from my pc and if he wanted any movies to let me know, anyway I later found out the movies basically an excuse for degenerate porn with the description of a drama about rome.
Nothing has been said about it since.
should i explain myself

 No.5563

>>5561
tell them it's historically accurate

 No.5564

>>5561
So were you sharing an account or a computer with your grandparents?

>watching Caligula


shameful

 No.5565

>>5563
is it? there was lots of big dongs and satanic lighting.
>>5564
plex lets you link accounts, and i set one up for them long ago.
>watching Caligula
i got memed
Imdb says "Details the graphic and shocking, yet undeniably tragic story of Rome's most infamous Caesar" and some guy recommended it to me as a classic.
how could someone just lie to me like that, is there no honor?

 No.5567

>>5565
>linking accounts, ever…

Why not give a random crackhead your credit card number while you're at it? sheesh

 No.5568

>>5565
>is it?
yes. Rome was very degenerate. If only you knew how bad things really were (and still are):

>Cassius Dio reported that Elagabalus would paint his eyes, depilate his body hair and wear wigs before prostituting himself in taverns, brothels,[55] and even in the imperial palace:


>Finally, he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money.[56]


>Herodian commented that Elagabalus enhanced his natural good looks by the regular application of cosmetics.[48] Cassius Dio says Elagabalus delighted in being called Hierocles' mistress, wife, and queen.[57] The emperor reportedly wore makeup and wigs, preferred to be called a lady and not a lord, and offered vast sums to any physician who could provide him with a vagina;[58][57] for this reason, the emperor is seen by some writers as an early transgender figure and one of the first on record as seeking sex reassignment surgery.[58][57][59][60]


same as it ever was

 No.5573

>>5565
>there was lots of big dongs and satanic lighting
Please make this a banner for the love of raptor jesus

 No.5576

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>>5568
>Rome was very degenerate

it would be wise of you to be careful when you research ancient history, specially in this day and age where (((Certain Groups))) are interested in twisting the records of our forebears, but also because specially in Rome shitposting and trashtalking was quite common, for example Nero who is said that he had murdered his wives, his mother, burned rome and all sorts of shit, yet all records and tales of this were written many years after they allegedly happened, and Cassius Dio himself said that he didn´t really know much about whether it was true or not, yet nowadays these things are taken for granted despite the fact that if you look into it its all probably bullshit

Another example of people fucking around with history to fit their agenda is the legendary "Greeks were Homos" things like Achilles being allegedly the lover of Patroclus and trash like that, yet if you take your time and look into it you will see that in the classical greek poems there is no mention of faggotry, sometimes there is mention of Filial love wich modern warmniggers and historians can only think of as "They were homos" because they cannot thing of love in fraternal ways as bonds that go deeper than friendship into the realm of brotherhood, and not only this but that there were actually laws aganist homofaggotry and even in plays and theatre faggots were mocked all the time and use as a comedic trope

im not saying that Late Imperial Rome wasn´t a shitshow (because it was), but take good care so that any dishonest faggot triying to project shit into you does not succeed

(1/2 because fuck character limitations)

 No.5577

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>>5576
>>5568
Ancient Romans and Greeks (and even other less-looked-at like the Egyptians) deserve more credit than what they get nowadays, they were the birthplace of some of the most redpilled motherfuckers from Seneca to Plato and had a sense of dignity and honor that cannot even be fathomed by our contemporary vermin

(2/2)

 No.5578

>>5576
You're just naive if you think the elites aren't prone to incredibly wicked behaviour. This stuff is still going on to this day, in Rome the rulers were just more honest about it. Go read up on Epstein island (like Villa Jovis) and the Franklin cover up to learn about the modern day equivalents.

 No.5588

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>>5576
>>5577
yea even I see the meme of how rome salted carthage after they beat them yet their is no record of this ever happening and the one account came from the 19th century. Really rustles my jimmies because carthage's achievements were very impressive for its time but its just a footnote to history normalfags for being a peninsula that was salted by the romans and was never heard of again.

 No.5597

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>>5567
i don't have credit card crack heads take my possessions instead
>>5568
I have no doubt corruption is present in any society, and rome through it's wealth and decadence would most likely have an abundance, though I assume it was exaggerated and not as bad as it is now.
I'm not sure what to believe since most knowledge of the past not written in stone becomes a tale or fantasy instead of reality.
>>5573
No way, makes me squirm in embarrassment the longer the silence about it lingers on, he's not used it since.

 No.5600

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>>5597
>makes me squirm in embarrassment the longer the silence about it lingers on
come on anon dont make a castle out of a mound of sand,just face him and be sincere about it, tell him the truth, that you thought it was a historical drama but it turns out it was a porno for kinky roman fetishists and that you actually did not check the contents of the movie leading to the embarrasing moment, either that or simply get over it and act as if it did not happen

then again being sincere and straight is what works for me, it may nor work for you, but the point is that you either do something about it to make it end right now or steel yourself until its forgotten

i hope i dont sound like a improvenigger its just that i really dont think its something you should beat yourself over about it specially since you did not mean to fuck up

 No.5605

In a silent world far away, What do you desire lizards?
>>5600
I shook his hand, looked him in the eye and told him it was for research purposes only.
Not really I explained and he made nothing of it, I'm his porn pc maintenance man after all so I suppose I'm a high ranking official around here.

 No.5606

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>>5605
>In a silent world far away, What do you desire lizards?
to transcend this retarded world of greed and baselesness into a higher plane where i can live happily ever after with my waifu, whom i loveth the most too bad i fucked up in my quest to learn drawing and now have to resort to editing other anime girls

literally the reason why i delve into hermetism and other occult doctrines besides the obvious search for truth

 No.5607

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>>5605
1st. respawning in this world in some english speaking country as newborn everytime I die but keeping the memory
and being unable to tell anyone about it.
2. My mind being transported to different realm where I'm on spaceship with person who is waiting for me to go on cosmos adventures together. At least that's what I've been told when I had psychotic episode
3. after dying going somewhere that is considered heaven

 No.5610

>>5605
I just want to be at peace, I can be at peace with myself, but the environment I'm in doesn't want me to be at peace

 No.5611

Want to make a thread for sharing pixiv artist but I just feel wrong posting anything dirty that ends up on all.
One day i'll convince you admins to make an /s/ board called The Shade or something that's hidden from the front page and /all/ that doubles for a place to move trash and a place to discuss artist.
>>5606
idealism at it's finest
>>5607
first is purgatory tier, second is fantasy and third is ideal.
>>5610
The same as me, though I cannot be at peace with myself, I desire a peace without self.

 No.5614

File: IdCHnwg16JfyWcuasvP5kxQj9qErBM-0.png (529.07 KB,693x748,Where´re the Babes.PNG)

File: apRxiwdEsGMQZc6z04oAUbBufK91PF-1.png (203.65 KB,1788x853,Uncle Thomas.png)

>>5611
>idealism at it's finest
you say it like it´s a bad thing

shitposting aside there is more to Esotericism than meets the eye, a same normalniggers had to contaminate it with their New Age bullshit and now everyone equates Esotericism with blind superstition

 No.5616

>>5614
>you say it like it´s a bad thing
not intentional, just trying to make shorter replies as it makes me feel bad to post so much.

 No.5617

File: qvEmO26yJ03YWRTcALZC8Ik5dzPN9F.jpg (97.97 KB,430x350,6be30077d82aeec9e94f30dc26….jpg)

Does my life being miserable make someone else's life happier?

 No.5618

File: 49nu7Hq5MApYd8vwUkTtiQfgLZECV1.png (530.28 KB,948x797,woaw.png)

>>5617
No, I'd write a longer reply but I'm too tired being on the edge of imrpovebrahing

 No.5619

File: t6vP9umIL8CJa21zjo5FZAUBhWRXYb.jpeg (245.3 KB,2048x1152,3ebe7bb6953502f6b8220db01….jpeg)

>>5617
Yes because there must always be balance in the world.
As the saying goes;
One mans cum is another man's problem.

 No.5620

>>5617
I'm sure some warmies get off on our misery. But to most guys like us are invisible.

 No.5621

I'm using a router owned by the ISP we're using, and they refuse to let me access the administrator panel for the router itself. Would buying my own router, and replacing the other work as simply as plug and configure or would they block any attempt to use a router that they don't own do you figure?
Tech tard here.

 No.5622

>>5621
They may block other routers.
Honestly it's best to call infoline or contact them over the net.
If it's connected only by Ethernet cable, I doubt that there will be any problem with switching.
You could always connect the new router to old one instead of replacing it
Why do you want to do this if you are "tech retard"

My router has to be connected by rfid cable to wall and to tv decoder by ethernet to have net, very weird.
Couldn't find out why and that kinda sucks because if I wanted new router I have to buy it from media provider.

 No.5623

File: nhFHRSa4dgtkpc7Xx3bLl9JozZQUYT.png (2.55 MB,1897x795,pex.png)

>>5622
>They may block other routers.
I read some do, so i'm suspect as well, they're a smallish local company.
>Why do you want to do this if you are "tech retard"
I'm trying to get plex to work outside my home network so my father across the country can watch movies off it.
He really likes watching movies when he's off the clock and my collection would be better than watching 480p streams or netflix's selection. We're pretty distant yet respectful of each other yet I like to at least help him out a little, as it may make me become homeless a little less quickly in the future, and would make my collection useful for more than just me.
Basically they lent us a modem/router combo since we switched ISP, yet i'm worried it's either their router or no router in their book.
Anyway this leaves me with a double-nat issue that i'd need access to the admin panel to fix yet it seems i'm in a bind, i'll look into it a bit more like you said or just give up.

 No.5640

donno what type of man i'd be without lisa music

 No.5645

>>5621
Outside routers usually work, but like >>5622 said call and ask first. You need to get into your administrator panel if you want to change your encryption protocol or wi-fi password, it's kind of important.

 No.5648

File: cuLPphAWyzeUi4RwxqNF8aBETk5Sdt.jpg (44.3 KB,540x689,DvV03R7WwAEr6zV.jpg)

>minimal pay raised
nice
>renting a room is now even more expensive
fuck
>finds cheap rooms
>guys looking for girl to live with and for sure with a hope of fucking
>less cheap rooms
>girls looking for girls
Fucking apes and feminazis

after hour of lurking found super cheap offer like half the price,kinda far away and with sleeping in salon on sofa lol. Guy that wants to rent it has previous offers where he writes as she.
If it's FTM person then I'll for sure get that room since almost everyone here looks on ppl like that with disgust and bonus points for me because I'm very tolerant.
After some time I'll just bombard him with rainbow stuff and tell how unfair the world in which ppl treat you by your looks and not by how you feel like.
Then he'll be very happy to keep renting a room to a person that understands.
S T O N K S
Or it's just a shared acc,then my briliant plan is fucked

 No.5649

File: nclmJPKivq5k8QGdu2XEs3SI4BNWCp.jpg (50.97 KB,466x456,merzbeat.jpg)

>>5648
>tfw can't invest in stonks so I'm relegated to crypto instead
Granted, I know where to put the money and that seeking gains 24/7 is the biggest way to destroy yourself, but the amount of money I have is so small, even if I ended up having a 10X it would be the equivalent of getting a monthly pay.
If only getting a job wasn't so fucked up where I live, now people claim that since exportations are going to be closed this will incentivize the industry, but they don't realise that this new government will just keep the welfare and when the prices thaw in five months shit's gonna hit the fan. Plus if they keep regulating foreign industries, they're going to get rid of even more labour as well.
I've found out about studying abroad in russia and may take that path just to get the fuck out of the ghetto, my parents, the folk catholicism and the recession my cunt is going to go through. Hopefully I get there but that will take until September, would go for a degree in Economics, wanted to take on Electrical Engi but I didn't found it in their site. I know it's retarded, but that should do the job and being a lolberg understanding economics should be basic knowledge.
(cont.)

 No.5650

File: 160h3YU5vi9efHVOArgbRowJkLzTqa.png (652.36 KB,468x499,ClipboardImage.png)

I also think a big reason as to why I couldn't stand college was the absolute mess that it was, filled with fags and pro-abortion activists and feminism everywhere, just gazing my eyes made me slap someone in the back of his head. It's not an environment that incentivized learning if you were a traditionalist, it clearly was telling you to leave. I know that the slav government has forbidden LGBTs so maybe I won't end up slapping people just because they couldn't stop being fags for a minute and risk get thrown to jail. But at the same time they've memed Pistoletov, so maybe they just keep themselves quiet about it.
Won't be until monday that the secretary in charge of education will be available, so in the meanwhile I'll see what I do. I need to upgrade my driver's license so that I can be an Uber driver and maybe I get to score some cash with that. And I have to see if I'll go live with my aunt, it may be a deplorable environment, but I think it may incentivize me to get my ass up and try to score the money to get the fuck out of it.
I think I already said the thing about being used for cheap labour (painting the room, moving the window), but it won't be until february that I would be living there. I already found a couch that can make itself a bed so that may be useful.

 No.5651

>>5650
>hating fags
Lol why? But seriously, why?
I'm curious, talked once with a person who hates rainbows as well and his view was understandable.
I'm wondering what's the Liz view on this.

Is it really worth for you to get a degree in Economics?
From what You wrote it's not a biggie to learn it yourself without getting diploma.
Knew one turbochad that didn't even finish high school and he was making lots of bucks working in a job where he invests client's bucks. They pretty much hired anyone with basic knowledge in that stuff.
Forgot the name of profession

 No.5652

>>5651
It's less about learning something that may be added in the CV and more about living my shithole and being at peace for a while. The only downside would be dealing with a room mate that could be a massive normalfag but given that there would be a preparatory year beforehand to learn the language things could go in odd directions.
It's either Economics or Chemistry
>Why?
Check 4chan/r9k/, that's why.

 No.5654

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>>5650
>college
>filled with fags and pro-abortion activists and feminism everywhere
During a group meeting they brought up how a woman teacher looked like a man and I said she does look like a tranny. They both turned looked at me like I mutilated their whole family and were passively getting ansy. They dropped it when I just feigned ignorance, they were druggies and brought drugs to the group meetings and got nothing done.
>>5651
>hating fags
>Lol why? But seriously, why?
Fuck you you have no idea how bad shit is for lizards out there. Fuck trannies, fuck niggers, and fuck the marxist commie jew trash for ruining everything wholesome in this fucking world.

 No.5655

File: m5Vp2loJ3sYUSjvdfkWTLXOPqM7HgF.jpg (69.2 KB,614x575,1450924879375.jpg)

>>5650
>filled with fags
They annoying preachy or effeminate cadenced type?
>pro-abortion activists
baste, i'm pro-abortion no-choice.
>feminism
truly our future grows darker.
>>5652
>Check 4chan/r9k/
that's an example of mental illness, sexuality, narcissism accumulating into discord cults, not just sexuality.
>>5654
>said she does look like a tranny
>They both turned looked at me like I mutilated their whole family
Of course, you probably used the wrong pronoun.
>>5654
Why leave out the blame on straight people? they themselves lead to the birthing of all those groups, and are rarely healthy themselves. Abusive, Narcissistic, or uncaring Families are close to the norm rather than the exception. Straight people are the Cause while their children are the effects.
I just think procreation is evil in general though, as well as people so I guess i'm playing devils advocate.

 No.5656

>>5655
>Straight people are the Cause while their children are the effects.
No, it's the kikes.

 No.5657

>>5656
Jews may have a bias towards selfishness, narcissism and corruption but ultimately so does the entirety of humanity.
Straight people give birth to everyone, and therefore are responsible for everything they experience by proxy.
Every baby is another cog in the meat grinder and "the jews" is a manifestation of humanities priority to eat itself alive through it's own greed and battle over resources, basically a scapegoat people use to direct blame towards one source instead of each source of a problem.
At least that's what I believe.

 No.5658

>>5651
>Lol why?

Hello reddit. Fags are by far the most offensive warmbloods, they literally live and act like feral dogs. Watch a few of Pastor Anderson's sermons about them and get woke.

 No.5659

File: 16s2cU7nt9lMAHQNr0yumExZJagqFb.png (147.28 KB,476x275,Huh DEATH.PNG)

>>5655
>>5657
>they themselves lead to the birthing of all those groups
so avocados are at fault for millenials cutting themselves on accident? i mean its not like they decide to be dumb niggers and do things without paying attention, ending up with they cutting themselves up
>Straight people give birth to everyone, and therefore are responsible for everything they experience by proxy
so am i responsible for what other people do despite the fact that i have never told anybody to do anything? so if you decide to rob a bank its your father´s fault for giving birth to you, despite the fact that the reasons that lead to you robbing that bank and the reasons that lead your father to fuck your mom have no correlation at all?,

1/2

 No.5660

File: O0SNrvxXaRb8hw3mG6jC5lfPsp4HF9.png (94.81 KB,285x308,Huh yeah.PNG)

>>5655
>>5657


you are like a soccer mom blaming Aquadots for making its balls to small so kids can eat them despite the fact that they are NOT for eating, and that the idiot kid who ate them did so in his own accord

>humanities priority to eat itself alive through it's own greed and battle over resources

what about hermits? what about people who decide to withdraw from society to not take part of the self destructive cycle of the Kali yuga? what about the middle ages were most wars were fought over titles, honors and other abstract concepts that gave no benefit whatsoever, what about philosophies like Gnosticism or Stoicism? who preach virtue over greed?

if humanity is so wicked then how come that there are people out of the loop? to me it sounds like you are a misanthropist who wants to throw out the baby with the bathwater, just because there are faggots and niggers, suddenly there can be nothing pure nor good and everything is an illusion

either that or you are just another edgy faggot that wants to get attention by dropping cynical worldviews instead of actually thinking and meditating

2/2

 No.5661

>>5658
Anderson's a meme.
>act like feral dogs
never been bitten by a fag not even once.
>am i responsible for what other people do
If you have a kid you're responsible for the outcome. I should have said "People who breed"
But I decided to mirror your use of sexuality as a blanket term for some reason. I'm all for hating normalnigs but I'd figure you'd separate action from sexuality,If sexuality determines overall action, every liz here must be a pussy chasing simp if they're straight, if every single fag is an obnoxious pronoun gargling cock carousal because they're gay.
>so if you decide to rob a bank its your father´s fault
Everyone knows what is given life is bound to lose it. You know that you cannot control the world, fate, and reality.
You can't claim the person who lit the rocket isn't responsible for where it lands, even if he didn't know the coordinates, he knew of his ignorance of them.
"I didn't know that rocket would hit the bank, I was hoping it'd hit something else!" isn't an argument.
More so a claim that ignorance relieves all responsibility.

 No.5662

>>5660
>you're like a soccer mom blaming Aquadots for making its balls to small
No, I'd blame the mom for having the kids, and then blame her irresponsibility.
>what about hermits?
Superior to anyone who has children, an unfortunate soul brought into existence by lust.
>what about the middle ages were most wars were fought over titles
Men arrogant of the worth of a title compared to the lessening of suffering for his fellow man.
>Gnosticism or Stoicism?
Copes. They're negative utilitarian in function yes, but their very actions come from the realization that life in the most part is suffering.
>how come people are out of the loop?
disagreement? exclusion? I don't see how being outside the loop means you're good in and of itself.
>sounds like you are a misanthropist
Yes.
>throw out the baby with the bathwater
I want the baby not to have been born so it'd not need bathwater.
>instead of actually thinking
Hmm yes I simply must not be the intellectual you are, a pity.

 No.5664

>>5661
>never been bitten by a fag

some of them will just hump your leg

>every single fag is an obnoxious pronoun gargling cock carousal because they're gay


yes, right

 No.5665

File: uZMcz6SGCnXNK8yPQvH1YjBO5pIwDi.jpg (85.76 KB,960x960,21077690_1530518780302703_….jpg)

>>5658
>Hello reddit
is lol why considered a reddit slang? sorry had no idea, I only use it to find fix for pc stuff.
Won't watch it , I think that own experience is more truthful.

I feel sorry for you Lizzies for hating rainbow, it must a be tiresome feeling.
I think that most of you haven't met and got to know different kinds of ppl that's why you judge everyone by the loudest fag that triggers hate
OR
I was just lucky enough to meet only one rainbowfeministard and nothing more in my entire life.
I remember opening a door and not holding it to let her go first. She was pissed and said that's very uncultural and stuff,replied "thought you support equal rights" her quiet,shy friend with asperger that was feminist as well laughed her ass off

 No.5667

>>5655
>feminism
>truly our future grows darker.
Actually the not retarded ones fight for equality and not for cunt rights,just writtin

 No.5668

File: 1Myc5OY2w0lgQfNC8motRZJpKVaUzb.png (251.91 KB,701x786,You are all dead 2.png)

>>5661
>>5662
>Nihilist anon missing the fucking point and

>>5665
>>5667
>Advocating for Equality, Ever
>Advocating for Feminism, Ever
>LOL YOU JUST JUDGE EVERYONE BY THE LOUDEST FAG
>Because what is research and who the fuck is statistics?
>also what the fuck is Female/Male biological differences, i mean its not like the butt is made for pooping and the dong for pissing/wanking and putting the dong into the butt wich are things that are not engineered to go together will trigger any bad consequences
>nobody is calling this shit out

please tell me that these posts are samefagging or that it just so happens that the average lizanon is asleep, please dont fucking tell me we are getting invaded by warmniggers and faggots

 No.5669

>>5667
honestly, I don't even think they should have equality, at least to vote or be in governmental jobs.
>>5668
>Nihilist
quite the opposite.
>missing the fucking point
what were they?
>is asleep
I just think you should turn your anger to other things aswell, you act like melanoids and fags are the only issues in existence.
It just rubs me as /pol/ tard warmie bias holding straightness as a beacon of sanity on a board for vocels.

 No.5670

File: LBFsU9CYbqvGH8xM15u6w4dlfnmzpZ.jpg (74.43 KB,1080x934,Cringe.jpg)

>>5669
>I just think you should turn your anger to other things aswell, you act like melanoids and fags are the only issues in existence.
It just rubs me as /pol/ tard warmie bias holding straightness as a beacon of sanity on a board for vocels.
Stop posting cringe and go back

 No.5671

>>5670
>cringe
just go to bed

 No.5672

File: VMeK5LUwrl2IvCBg7zPAjnoNYQRy3i.jpg (17.73 KB,480x480,l5CunyI.jpg)

>>5668
yes it is, sorry was to lazy to delete it and copy the text
>LOL YOU JUST JUDGE EVERYONE BY THE LOUDEST FAG
I guess you went ape rage and didn't notice that I'm speculating. Tho it's kinda weird because I clearly wrote, let me make it easier 4 you to notice.
>I THINK (…)

dunno how U didn't see "OR" since it was in caps anyway
> O R

Getting butthurt from fags is so gay, hilarious how anger made you read that stuff wrong

>>5669
>honestly, I don't even think they should have equality, at least to vote or be in governmental jobs.
I have no opinion since I know nothing about gender differemces
Wrote >>5667 as a fun fact

 No.5674

>>5667
Equality is a false god

 No.5675

this song is awesome. I love it.

 No.5676

>>5670
>It just rubs me as /pol/ tard warmie bias holding straightness as a beacon of sanity on a board for vocels.
>implying that being part of the LGBT cult makes you any less celibate
They're more debauched than the average normalfag simply for the fact that they base their entire worldview OJ fucking sex, how are these niggers any better than your average normalfag that goes nightclubbing to have sex every weekend?
None of them would consider ascending from their somatic needs.

 No.5677

File: A2wryjJvs4pSKq58lk7IFhdzLHmNi6.jpg (69.82 KB,1104x828,All right.jpg)

>>5669
thanks for prooving me further that you didn´t get anything of what i said on >>5659>>5660

>you act like melanoids and fags are the only issues in existence

well anon you tell me where the fuck have i mentioned fags or niggers in >>5659>>5660

i encourage you to reread and understand what i am actually talking about,on another note i´ll drop some bulletpoints about how you entire worldview falls flat on its ass

 No.5678

File: XZTOpFM81tYIrec7sLxBVbQR5Pv094.png (272.83 KB,488x506,Bye Bye virgin Eikichi.PNG)

First:
>Straight people give birth to everyone, and therefore are responsible for everything they experience by proxy.
and yet you claim
>You know that you cannot control the world, fate, and reality.
in other words, you are blaming people for the consequences of their actions while at the same time saying that they have no control over their actions

like you did before with the man and the rocket, the man blew up accidentaly a bank, you say that despite his intention not being blowing shit up, he is to be held accountable because he caused the action, yet at the same time you hold that his action was not his because we have no control over fate, and that if he didnt lit up the rocket someone else would have, or the bank would have collapsed on its own

>separate action from sexuality

anon sexuality just as many other things is a variable that conditions action, just the mere fact that you are talking about it acknowledges its existance
>every liz here must be a pussy chasing simp if they're straight
no, but normalniggers are, we just choose to not take part in the cycle for our own reasons, our response to sex is either indifference or aversion, this does not mean that sexuality is not a conditioner for the action because if it was not then you wouldn´t have to oppose it in the first place sorry if this part seems tricky because i am having trouble to convey my point

 No.5679

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>>5678
Second:
>humanities priority to eat itself alive through it's own greed and battle over resources
>I don't see how being outside the loop means you're good in and of itself.
well anon if the mainstream is Evil then anyone who decides to oppose this Evil cannot be Evil
for example if a thief accuses another thief of thievery he would be a hippocrite and as such extend the Evil, he would not be opposing the Evil because its action is Evil in of itself, so in order to denounce Evil you CANNOT be Evil yourself, what is the opposition of Evil called? Good, so either Hermits,Philosophers,Saints etc… are Hipocrites and thus expand the Evil to a new horizon, or they are Good by mere fact of opposition
if Humanity is Evil by default as you have claimed then either these differentiated types are not human wich actually makes sense if you look into it
they are Human but also reject Evil making Humanity not Evil by default and thus disprooving your claim that Humanity is Evil
or last but not least
that these differentiated types are hypocrites for (Insert Reason) and that truly everyone is Evil

 No.5680

File: ZkWtyhqIFMzSrTfpXNvuxA5QmscaUE.png (417.44 KB,694x590,Uko chan Fap.PNG)

>>5679
Third:
>Copes. They're negative utilitarian in function yes, but their very actions come from the realization that life in the most part is suffering.
well anon your entire worldview comes from the fact that life is suffering
you yourself claim this through
>I want the baby not to have been born so it'd not need bathwater
unless i fucked up and misunderstood
so your entire worldview isn´t any less of a Cope (and thus not less valid) than Stoicism or anyother similar Philosophy

 No.5681

File: Lze9frQRYcPJTAOW6h24MXk1K0ubpC.png (570.83 KB,800x640,Shrug 6.png)

>>5672
>Im Speculating
and? so your point cannot be critizised just because you were speculating?
>I think that most of you haven't met and got to know different kinds of ppl that's why you judge everyone by the loudest fag that triggers hate
this i found retarded and retaliated aganist it in >>5668
i also found retarded
>Actually the not retarded ones fight for equality and not for cunt rights,just writtin
if anything just because you are speculating you deserve to get some input on these things due to you yourself claiming that you do not have much understanding of the subject at hand

you can speculate that the sky is purple, but if there is proof and it is known that the sky is blue then dont complain when you get told how much of a fucktard you are

 No.5683

>>5665
>reddit slang

By defending fags you're giving off heavy reddit vibes. There's something wrong with you if your not offended by homosexuals, especially in this day and age when they have a sick agenda they're trying to push.

>I feel sorry


Don't need or want your pity. I hold fag enablers in utter contempt.

 No.5685

File: fPtnOFY0WxJKyCz81mGR42Mg9iZqEv.jpg (84.23 KB,907x515,uid_104663de13fc873183d31b….jpg)

>>5681
I still feel like You didn't get my point. Maybe because I'm not native and write like retard.
I thought that You guys hate the fags for no reason but from all things written here looks like it's because of their retarded behaviour.
I just wanted to know what is annoying in rainbow people BECAUSE those that I met were CHILL, KIND and HELPFUL and less of a egoistic meanies than "normal" ppl.
All that I'm saying is that I was LUCKY ENOUGH to met NOT RETARDED ones but from what You Lizzies write looks like it was VERY SMALL CHANCE for that to happen.
That's why I asked what's the deal with hate.
>>5683
>especially in this day and age when they have a sick agenda they're trying to push.
I'm in area where none of that happens, the only thins that gay ppl want is the right to get marry but they won't get that

 No.5686

File: YeJzynvr048C3Dx6i2RqlpfUhdAo1b.jpg (62.94 KB,634x738,1241366678.jpg)

>>5685
>I just wanted to know what is annoying in rainbow people BECAUSE those that I met were CHILL, KIND and HELPFUL and less of a egoistic meanies than "normal" ppl.
Gays go away

 No.5687

File: Iu8KV4d2O7cAwlofm0tCJWepgMZHDE.jpg (120.61 KB,749x499,15e39ec100ba80837cff3999d3….jpg)

>>5686
>Gays go away
>straight to your country
>where they marry and have buttsax
get fuggd

 No.5688

File: bfIaQqRZC97rOh4FjTkywKinUHuDW8.jpg (70.98 KB,1024x652,017948579854.jpg)


 No.5689

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 No.5690

File: GskIFm8LKOP9rgh5DvSto7l6Q4AdNU.gif (158.48 KB,530x360,1579152242461-biz.gif)

>>5689
Fuck you queer enabler, now eat my di- pizza

 No.5691

File: 4TRlD8MkoUtgwOfxV9vLQWA1KG0pZE.jpg (16.16 KB,375x559,b2ce7dffde920a742bd6bf2255….jpg)

>>5690
>pepe
Dang it Lizzie, I kinda could sense the bait but thought U were gone since U had a long break from trolling.
Well played.

Still I'm gonna reply because the title of queer enabler sounds lame.
I simple don't give a fuck as who they identify. If some gayboy tranny asked me to be called by their fursona name,sure, if that's what makes him wiggle his tail.
Being kind costs nothing and in return you get higher chances for someone's help.
a favourable deal

 No.5692

>>5691
>Dang it Lizzie, I kinda could sense the bait but thought U were gone since U had a long break from trolling.
Well played.
dude you talk about kindness but you come out as someone who has a stick in his ass
maybe you should understand that not everyone is the same guy? I did that mistake once and I kinda regret it.

 No.5693

>>5692
>dude you talk about kindness but you come out as someone who has a stick in his ass
Doing kind things, yes. Am I a kind person? Don't think so
About the stick part, can You show >> me where I was acting like that. I'd be glad for feedback

 No.5710

File: NtonAYuSxFeGl76X5V31WQ48hIOZzk.jpg (3.61 MB,4160x3120,IMG_20200120_153120.jpg)

There was this time that a car crashed against my feet and a student of my mom told her to give me these dvds (my feet is ok btw)
Any Lizzie that can tell me if they're worth watching? I'm kinda turned off because I don't watch anime, but maybe it's not so bad

 No.5712

File: wXVHet14p9UjKx6yi5vENBG2hfgMob.png (20.46 KB,107x106,Im a bad boy.png)

>>5710
>claymore
sounds familiar but never watched it
give it a try, its free and he probably gave them to you for a reason, besides Anime DVD´s are a rarity these days (Or maybe i am too used to swashbuckling my way to victory)

 No.5713

>>5710
I remember some Lizzie writting about liking it.
>3.6mb photo, blurred and shitty quality
y u do dis

 No.5715

>>5713
>3.6mb photo, blurred and shitty quality
beggars cant be choosers

 No.5716

>>5710
>Any Lizzie that can tell me if they're worth watching?
>I don't watch anime
Watch Berserk 2016:^) instead its much better

 No.5717

File: 3NxhLHzc48OC9QlFGyPfTspYovKXW6.png (223.22 KB,450x538,nigger diarrhea.png)

>>5716
Don't try to take me for a fool

 No.5719

File: 2oHY3Kh7aVTW6eLqEJfGIONjyt9mcD.jpg (43.71 KB,650x650,Dale-Gribble.jpg)

>>5710
>anime
>worth watching

 No.5720

File: oeshPN6qI3O9W1MSVyblr2TAFBDxCJ.png (258.43 KB,550x688,3dpd Not Important 3.png)

>>5719
>not liking anime
>posting on a board that has 2 anime threads and where anime girls are posted with frequency

 No.5721

File: 410AlemYnXBz5xrjTywbUqoOJaQ3Zg.jpg (66.7 KB,970x546,French-animated-movie.jpg)

>>5720
brainlet manchild Japanese anime < superior big brained French animation

 No.5722

File: CGqg207i69E3lrZD1JFzjIuTNwtm4p.jpg (13.2 KB,255x244,cheers (2).jpg)

>>5721
>French animation
oh you piece of shit

 No.5723

File: p1km2RS7NI30uhKMWJflcTEPoiBFvs.png (77.28 KB,255x244,ClipboardImage.png)

>>5722
butter

 No.5730

>>5722
go back into your cave pleb

 No.5750

Past few days I occasionally see red lines in my field of view, it'll look like the definition of or a crack on a pane of glass but red and shaky. I'm finally breaking out of the matrix lizards.

 No.5751

>>5750
Hmm sounds like hppd
Had some trips lately?

 No.5753

>>5721

That picture is horrifying and Chen is cute.

 No.5762


 No.5765


 No.5771

File: cHlP0fgotriQBqpwv2UZmjFbXOk3du.png (19.96 KB,500x500,1508803018523.png)

This post is mine, owned by me. The post owner, typer and composer of this post.

 No.5772

>>5771
No, it's demiurge

 No.5773

File: lcg2kJVYEaQq1uzZe4UtIwN5DdB6i8-0.png (52.02 KB,981x381,ClipboardImage.png)

File: mCsidTowapOgFLHE0vqQY5Z1lNk9Iu-1.gif (2.9 MB,639x358,Snek4.gif)

>i just lost my 2nd most experienced Tank Crew to a Fuel Explosion
>those cute anime girls, forever lost to the cruelty of war
>fighting was the only thing they knew, but at least they fought for what they believed in

 No.5774

File: xvGLPo35d9BmRznrq4e6MhOZVubF82.gif (123.95 KB,765x335,813beb6af9bb7d5b15d4c75819….gif)

>>5771
no it mine!

 No.5775

>>5773
bruh all those dudes are whores

 No.5776

File: n5UjFcRfHwVSL8okl7Z6IPDgrtqhNa.png (96.68 KB,350x179,Enclave.png)

>>5775
Oh? a wise guy, huh? Look, i´m tracing you right now, pal, we´ll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!

 No.5777

So I told the manager about my social retardation and from next week I'm gonna make sandwiches only, nice.
Although it kinda sucks that I'm still mentaly sick.
Tried many remedies and therapy but looks like it's just the way I am lol.
sorry for blogpost, I have none to talk about it , obviously. That's how I keep my sanity

 No.5778

>>5777 (checked)
I wish I had a job, sometimes I take a stroll and wonder how the fuck all those niggas wearing shit, alcoholizing themselves and listening to nig music loud get the money for that.

 No.5779

File: 5TWgPpkJEVLs0Y4fZOnGQRqAwIFcHN.jpg (27.55 KB,256x244,t_345ef1857d5fb60503eaafa4….jpg)

>>5776
>internal security all over your fricking ass.
Yea yea tell them to bring over a big mac w/ some fries and a large coke.

 No.5782

File: ZH6Y18MVD5vGBr9UCe02NsTqJlXAfS.jpeg (520.37 KB,1600x1200,Enclave2.jpeg)

>>5779
Ah, a few more moments and i´ll have your sorry ass in a sling. Hey, wait a minute. This can´t be right… i´ve got you somewhere on the mainland.

 No.5783

File: rJp8DkNsSB1HvgeLPWa5IKo7yzFAqi.png (12.94 KB,241x255,21d6cef5f2f577f7ece3bb7508….png)

>>5782
Yes yes I live in mainland china, im making some bat soup rn, want sum?

 No.5784

File: hga9QicNKoeLqXtYxM4pvHJbrnwZ6G.gif (242.06 KB,620x399,1579454737599.gif)


 No.5785

File: SCgNTp5diVEY2lk4LOy1HrQshu0Gvt.jpeg (328.23 KB,1447x724,Enclave 3.jpeg)

>>5783
Yeah well whoever you are, i just dispatched a verti-assault team to your location. have a nice day

 No.5788

File: EQepRHAN5ZG4kMDb8rqiz3OxlIg6Ym.png (478.65 KB,855x444,old_chinaman.png)

>>5783
did ou shay bat shoop?
*pulls out chopsticks*
me su wove bat shoop, it'sa su dericious

 No.5789

File: Vpy3eNXrn7RWAsEDtJvoj1iQaU2PY4-0.png (332.63 KB,535x720,8d0ab50074c18498297e28e066….png)

File: juI5yMiUeTWs24xtYG6JkPSqRhOFBC-1.jpg (490.44 KB,1200x800,Soup.jpg)

>>5788
uwaa thanks so much, it was hard to catch the bat my stupid neighbers kept killing them because they dranks their corona or something?
But hes a good boy
look at his beatuful smile!

 No.5790

>>5789
Every time I see that grin I can't avoid but say this loud
https://voca.ro/iffWmSU59dV

 No.5793

>>5778
grind.
It takes nothing more than time to git gud.
Oh and about them, I talked with few. They work their ass off then spend all this for party

 No.5794

Corona virus is a weaponized flu created by based chinese zoomers meant to take out mainly the elderly and be survivable for the majority of the working class, prove me wrong.

 No.5796

File: 1iAtZylKh0pO3fE9bDcQXYPjBVMGUN.png (243.58 KB,450x450,1580224823484.png)

>>5794
>corona virus
>virus
>is a weaponized flu
>flu
There proved you wrong

 No.5798

>>5796
>flu has up to 50 million infected
>ncov is still in 5 dígits
Just give it time

 No.5799


 No.5800

family memeber stole my bed now i have to use an air mattress, it's gonno break so quickly, fatliz needs a water bed at the very least.

 No.5802

>>5800
Take what is yours, lay and crush the thief.
I remember you posting about losing weight,did sth change or it's a new challenger?

 No.5803

File: vD6WbIGBV0SnrFzq1eQoklNhcRP9au.png (323.55 KB,423x455,bat_soup.png)

>>5794
>prove me wrong

 No.5804

>>5802
>lay
but then i couldn't post
Ended up only loosing 15 pounds, it was a lot more but I gave up for a few reasons, or excuses.
>>5803
wonder if anyones favorite meal on earth is bat soup, wonder what type of person that'd be.
besides patient zero.

 No.5805

File: ZTspi4BMS9ub0JKOzU5C2Qj7LePRFW.gif (3.19 MB,267x200,5897047806972.gif)

Anyone else here look and feel like ass?

 No.5806

>>5804
>wonder what type of person

Chinamen all love eating strange meats, they'll pay a premium for this stuff. Go look at some of the wet market footage that's out there.

 No.5807

File: WrNVq9edtavLJOYRGoIM8kAXnxzCsf.webm (2.82 MB,448x480,moon's theme.webm)

>>5805
yuss
>tfw /kkkmoon/ didn't survive cloudflare

 No.5808

>>5805
what type of ass?
>>5806
wonder if they'd have an affinity for human meat like certain russians.

 No.5810

>>5808
>human meat

fetus soup so horesome and dericious!

 No.5812

lost my voice due to illness and am using the pain as an excuse to be lazy, maybe i'll try and always be sick.
>>5810
who can resist free meal every 9 month

 No.5813

File: aAJ0GkEWPfzZrnTuRQcpydoOLqCelg.jpeg (562.91 KB,1536x2048,e4908007918d6792e5a59f2e7….jpeg)

>>5807
we really do need more moonman

 No.5814

File: 0rWPJBtoE7ZAbUK9hycRGwsNLFlQvz.webm (6.3 MB,854x480,still kkk.webm)

>>5813
don't have much but it's something at the very least

 No.5842

Had to answer the door and it was someone running for some local governing position, very prideful feeling being able to answer the door in your underwear and have someone look you in the eye and give you a free pen.

 No.5843

File: HRford5UxFyazjMSeAnJGCTDhBtvP6.png (208.29 KB,505x489,madbats.png)

Case closed.

 No.5844

>>5843
If that's true the msm sure isn't reporting it. The only thing they're talking about is that fucking cruise ship and the boomers trapped on it.

 No.5845

File: 4aqxKNYOVwWCefT7khUQ1lmP6r5osZ.jpg (59.4 KB,508x800,b4b013feac04a7a6359ba06a74….jpg)

>>5843
what are you one of those CONSPIRACY THEORISTS? MSM just told me its not trrue and is just a theory

 No.5846

>>5844
>>5845
dumb cat loli, never believe the Mentally Slow Media, trust a real intellectual, like fatliz.

 No.5860

Listening to Halo 3 Warthog run. Wish me luck.

 No.5870

Based coronavirus is spreading. On reddit they're complaining about their precious European vacations being ruined. What a wonderful time to be alive.

 No.5871

File: BCa39YUWq480EQNwbey6DgzoJG1AMO.jpg (11.1 KB,283x263,065748097895460.jpg)

>its in israel

 No.5872

>>5871
OOOOY VEYYY!! IT'S LIKE UNUDDA SHOAH!

 No.5881

Embedding error.
IM COOFING

 No.5882

File: Qf4or1PcxgiEXvOJbkhanMYIWKFBZN.png (73.02 KB,620x317,chickendonut.png)

are you alive kfc liz? let me know what type of people order this.

 No.5885

Look at me everyone, I'm not a racist!
*hugs >>5881 *

 No.5886

>>5885
t. batsoup victim

 No.5887

>>5882
I think it's only avaible in USA,sadly.
Tbh I'd eat it

 No.5889

File: IqRwxsDYygVZa5bf61GESePuH4vlJO.webm (8.83 MB,768x480,ApuChinito.webm)

Im off to visit sick aunt in grorious china.
Ill brig back a tasty bat souwp fer uall too!!
Wisch me lick lyrazzies!!

 No.5890

I'm fine everyone
*COOF COOF COOF*

 No.5893

>>5887
I would too, the commercial for them played earlier today and grandma said "what kind of sicko would eat something like that" and I had to turn my head to hide the tears.
>>5889
stick to dogsoup to stay safe.
>>5890
the coughing is the first sign of the bats trying to escape the body, he probably only has days until he combust.

 No.5895

File: i4BlenXRaO0b6AvVKcg5CQEDWLqJoM.jpg (26.82 KB,360x360,Winnie.jpg)

>>5893
Oh no I just caought coronachan and loast 10 social credit point.

 No.5904

File: w7Oi4UnDmEKdXgSYT2qJHaRB6VLt5G.jpg (39.38 KB,550x385,proud_black_lizard.jpg)

yo where muh motha fuckin lizzas be at?

 No.5905

File: ZBTfUuNsm2Q8ErDO1jhXFinYbv6M7y.jpg (117.55 KB,960x652,CN1QUAwWsAA5Xm1.jpg)

>>5904
camouflaging
I lost my ability to think clearly,such a brainfart fest.
A litte blogpost for you.
>screw that gluten free diet
>month later
>almost half of my hair is gone from whole body and even head

 No.5906

File: jHKQAxWOyZGVuIgrdRMB0F7kJfcnCP.jpg (74.64 KB,500x667,152d7ffc64f28ff1fdd04f66a7….jpg)

>>5904
im on a secret mission.

 No.5908

>>5904
sleeping 16 hours a day

 No.5909

>>5905
>half of my hair is gone

You're evolving into your true reptile form. Don't fight it, just let it happen.

>>5908
I'm lucky to get 7 with all the shit that's bothering me.

 No.5914

>>5905
hair is an adage of the past, the future is bald.
>>5909
Glad i'm sleeping so long, gives me less time to ruminate while awake and my appetite is really manageable now too, I've been living off water, peanuts, ramen, and rice for a week now.

 No.5915

File: JXrZoyv8CxdaeYQtK950OspmqNjFA1.png (343.79 KB,652x900,3dac690acf401012e8e04609f8….png)

>>5909
>>5914
I personally hate slapheads.
Mainly because alot of my bad experiences growing up usually involved one or two angry slapheads.

 No.5916

File: 7l8Q3h6Hfw4tWzRZqpoFeDSdcNBk91-0.png (64.24 KB,860x856,1.png)

File: fGr7pM3JwTqPbdgR6I8U0sZzC9kjYu-1.png (2.15 MB,1366x768,de3c4645c490ec33dc99fac854….png)

Take the test coldbloods…
http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

 No.5917

>>5914
>I've been living off water, peanuts, ramen, and rice

preparing for corona chan I see

 No.5918

>>5917
No my grandparents spent all their money so now i'm full poor liz mode.
It's kind of great though, I stopped drinking soda and eating sweets.
That's my goal though, I have 40 pounds of rice and am building up a collection for if I go homeless mode.
>>5916
Chaotic Neutral

 No.5919

File: k1UW7wx3iDzcvFSVE6M8BhCQGTrelI.jpg (441.43 KB,720x1440,Screenshot_2020-03-07-09-1….jpg)

>>5916
>true neutral
Fug, that's not want I to be :-DD

 No.5921

>>5918
It's good to be prepared in these turbulent times. You never know when panic buying could start. I've recently acquired a nice stockpile of beans and ramen noodles.

>homeless mode


at least get a van to live in

 No.5929

File: j9fsW4oChA3npYGl70Q8DxTwtLJucE.webm (1.06 MB,1280x718,Italian_Coofer.webm)

>123 spaghettis dead in one day
Mama mia

 No.5932

>>5921
Never really ate beans, what's the best kind? I got some kidney beans to throw in a chili but that's it.
I got a ton of food now, mixed nuts for protein, blocks of cheese, mountains of rice and ramen. I only have 40$ to my name so can't buy a shelter, that's beg for a replacement hard drive or backup supplies money.

 No.5934

>>5932
>Never really ate beans

what the hell

>best kind


Pinto, but all beans are delicious. I've got frozen bean burritos and several different kinds of canned beans and chili. I would get sick of nuts pretty fast if that was how I was getting all my protein.

 No.5936

>>5934
was raised strictly on a diet of frozen meals and hamburg helper i have experienced very little of food world.

 No.5937

File: hT7up58QW3AlxVqU9byKRzGDcj2oMf.png (452.45 KB,680x568,469.png)

>>5936
I haven't tried any frozen or fast food until I was 14.
Do You have any health problems?
R U big liz?

 No.5940

>>5936
>food world

A can of beans in tomato sauce is about as cheap and basic as you can get. Your parents probably didn't want you farting.

 No.5941

Based coronavirus is punishing the Italian people for being too social and outgoing. It's like these people would sooner die than spend a couple days holed up at home.

When all the dust is clear us lizards will have to emerge of our NEET burrows and take over the world.

 No.5942

>>5941
>is punishing the Italian people for being too social and outgoing

I'm Italian and live in the quarantine zone up in the north. The thing that Italian people like being social and touchy is a meme, maybe partially true in the south but definetly not the in north.

 No.5943

>>5942
yeah in the north theyre not really italians since they are g*rmanic lombards

 No.5944

>>5937
Yea but most of it is genetic, the diet probably didn't help though.
I am big liz, gonno have to forfeit my title this year though.
>>5940
I remember a few times at get togethers when I was a babyliz where they'd bring chili, some family members or something kept making jokes about beans and I think i kid cringed and just ate around them and developed an aversion.
>>5941
the socialites should fear the shut-ins

 No.5946

>>5942
Oh come on. I'm sorry about your situation, I hope you stocked up with enough canned beans, but Italians are some of the most social people in the world. Almost every Italian guy I met was a Rex and every Italian women a Stacy. Even MSM is reporting that the Italians weren't taking it seriously and that's why coronavirus growth spread so wildly in Italy while slowing in Asia.

https://qz.com/1812734/once-resistant-italy-begins-to-take-coronavirus-more-seriously/
>“[This bar] didn’t close under the bombings, should it close for collective hysteria?” asked a hand-written sign at Jamaica, an iconic bar in Milan.
>This week, it added a second note—this one typed instead of hand-written, and posted by order of the municipal government. It advises customers to keep a healthy distance of at least one meter between one another.

 No.5954

health expects: if you don't stay inside and avoid people you could die
lizchan poster: I already do that
warmie: shut up. how dare you tell me to change my lifestyle!

 No.5955

>>5954
ahh might have to start going outside lizzies thinkin i wanna get corona'd

 No.5956

>>5955
if that's what you want to do head on down to chinatown and lick some door handles

 No.5957

>>5956
gross i don't want to lick second hand door knob, i've seen the fetish videos i bet chink ladies do it too not just asians.

 No.5960

>a man coofs in china
>globalism is kill
Holy baste

 No.5965

>>5957
>watches door fetish videos

You're sick!

 No.5966

>>5965
every mans had the phase it's natural

 No.5968

>muh European vacation

hahaha I swear I'm going to have a schadenfreude overdose. I love seeing the people I hate the most suffer.

 No.5972

Walked by the bog roll section in walmart today to see what the inventory was like and it was completely cleared out. There was a woman there who looked like she was in a state of panic. Lucky for me I bought an extra pack earlier, I'd hate to have to wipe my ass like an Indian.

 No.5975

File: K5IODclCgEHWbd6Z7wfa20NMpmPG4j.png (246.63 KB,1026x1193,9f168f090b3c97401d86947f73….png)

>get the coof
What do you do?

 No.5976

>>5975
nothing really you can do other than panic, you're fucked. hopefully you won't need to take aids meds for the rest of your life

 No.5977

>>5975
panic and start murdering people for toilet paper

 No.5979

>>5977
*toilet paper company CEO rubs his hands together*



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