No.5846
>>5844>>5845dumb cat loli, never believe the Mentally Slow Media, trust a real intellectual, like fatliz.
No.5860
Listening to Halo 3 Warthog run. Wish me luck.
No.5872
>>5871OOOOY VEYYY!! IT'S LIKE UNUDDA SHOAH!
No.5881
Embedding error.
IM COOFING
No.5885
Look at me everyone, I'm not a racist!
*hugs
>>5881 *
No.5887
>>5882I think it's only avaible in USA,sadly.
Tbh I'd eat it
No.5893
>>5887I would too, the commercial for them played earlier today and grandma said "what kind of sicko would eat something like that" and I had to turn my head to hide the tears.
>>5889stick to dogsoup to stay safe.
>>5890the coughing is the first sign of the bats trying to escape the body, he probably only has days until he combust.
No.5905
>>5904camouflaging
I lost my ability to think clearly,such a brainfart fest.
A litte blogpost for you.
>screw that gluten free diet>month later>almost half of my hair is gone from whole body and even head No.5908
>>5904sleeping 16 hours a day
No.5909
>>5905>half of my hair is goneYou're evolving into your true reptile form. Don't fight it, just let it happen.
>>5908I'm lucky to get 7 with all the shit that's bothering me.
No.5914
>>5905hair is an adage of the past, the future is bald.
>>5909Glad i'm sleeping so long, gives me less time to ruminate while awake and my appetite is really manageable now too, I've been living off water, peanuts, ramen, and rice for a week now.
No.5915
>>5909>>5914I personally hate slapheads.
Mainly because alot of my bad experiences growing up usually involved one or two angry slapheads.
No.5917
>>5914>I've been living off water, peanuts, ramen, and rice preparing for corona chan I see
No.5918
>>5917No my grandparents spent all their money so now i'm full poor liz mode.
It's kind of great though, I stopped drinking soda and eating sweets.
That's my goal though, I have 40 pounds of rice and am building up a collection for if I go homeless mode.
>>5916Chaotic Neutral
No.5921
>>5918It's good to be prepared in these turbulent times. You never know when panic buying could start. I've recently acquired a nice stockpile of beans and ramen noodles.
>homeless modeat least get a van to live in
No.5932
>>5921Never really ate beans, what's the best kind? I got some kidney beans to throw in a chili but that's it.
I got a ton of food now, mixed nuts for protein, blocks of cheese, mountains of rice and ramen. I only have 40$ to my name so can't buy a shelter, that's beg for a replacement hard drive or backup supplies money.
No.5934
>>5932>Never really ate beanswhat the hell
>best kindPinto, but all beans are delicious. I've got frozen bean burritos and several different kinds of canned beans and chili. I would get sick of nuts pretty fast if that was how I was getting all my protein.
No.5936
>>5934was raised strictly on a diet of frozen meals and hamburg helper i have experienced very little of food world.
No.5937
>>5936I haven't tried any frozen or fast food until I was 14.
Do You have any health problems?
R U big liz?
No.5940
>>5936>food worldA can of beans in tomato sauce is about as cheap and basic as you can get. Your parents probably didn't want you farting.
No.5941
Based coronavirus is punishing the Italian people for being too social and outgoing. It's like these people would sooner die than spend a couple days holed up at home.
When all the dust is clear us lizards will have to emerge of our NEET burrows and take over the world.
No.5942
>>5941>is punishing the Italian people for being too social and outgoingI'm Italian and live in the quarantine zone up in the north. The thing that Italian people like being social and touchy is a meme, maybe partially true in the south but definetly not the in north.
No.5943
>>5942yeah in the north theyre not really italians since they are g*rmanic lombards
No.5944
>>5937Yea but most of it is genetic, the diet probably didn't help though.
I am big liz, gonno have to forfeit my title this year though.
>>5940I remember a few times at get togethers when I was a babyliz where they'd bring chili, some family members or something kept making jokes about beans and I think i kid cringed and just ate around them and developed an aversion.
>>5941the socialites should fear the shut-ins
No.5946
>>5942Oh come on. I'm sorry about your situation, I hope you stocked up with enough canned beans, but Italians are some of the most social people in the world. Almost every Italian guy I met was a Rex and every Italian women a Stacy. Even MSM is reporting that the Italians weren't taking it seriously and that's why coronavirus growth spread so wildly in Italy while slowing in Asia.
https://qz.com/1812734/once-resistant-italy-begins-to-take-coronavirus-more-seriously/>“[This bar] didn’t close under the bombings, should it close for collective hysteria?” asked a hand-written sign at Jamaica, an iconic bar in Milan.>This week, it added a second note—this one typed instead of hand-written, and posted by order of the municipal government. It advises customers to keep a healthy distance of at least one meter between one another. No.5955
>>5954ahh might have to start going outside lizzies thinkin i wanna get corona'd
No.5956
>>5955if that's what you want to do head on down to chinatown and lick some door handles
No.5957
>>5956gross i don't want to lick second hand door knob, i've seen the fetish videos i bet chink ladies do it too not just asians.
No.5960
>a man coofs in china
>globalism is kill
Holy baste
No.5965
>>5957>watches door fetish videosYou're sick!
No.5966
>>5965every mans had the phase it's natural
No.5972
Walked by the bog roll section in walmart today to see what the inventory was like and it was completely cleared out. There was a woman there who looked like she was in a state of panic. Lucky for me I bought an extra pack earlier, I'd hate to have to wipe my ass like an Indian.
No.5976
>>5975nothing really you can do other than panic, you're fucked. hopefully you won't need to take aids meds for the rest of your life
No.5977
>>5975panic and start murdering people for toilet paper
No.5979
>>5977*toilet paper company CEO rubs his hands together*
