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Cuties thread [no anime] Reptilian 23-Aug-2018 (Thu) 15:24:20 No. 2032 [Reply]

name is samantha Munro
my waifu

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Reptilian 18-Sep-2018 (Tue) 00:40:58 No. 2133

>>2129
me thinks admin forgot about this site

Lizmin ## Admin 18-Sep-2018 (Tue) 01:40:07 No. 2134

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>>2133
Work is busting my balls and makes me tired a lot.
Here's my daily routine.

>Go to work
>Check online for workorders
>do some
>go home
>eat
>shit
>play some vidya
>study and read for upcoming certification exam
>sleep
rinse and repeat

Reptilian 18-Sep-2018 (Tue) 03:45:21 No. 2135

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>>2134
>lizmin is entering dad mode without actually releasing another soul upon this hellscape
>god himself looks lazy and immoral in comparison to the ascended reptilian

Reptilian 19-Sep-2018 (Wed) 08:47:21 No. 2143

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>>2134
>Check online for workorders
>study and read for upcoming certification exam

striver lizmin

Reptilian 23-Nov-2018 (Fri) 10:54:14 No. 2500

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>[no anime]

You didn't say no cartoons.

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Reptilian 21-Apr-2018 (Sat) 03:11:50 No. 1285 [Reply]

So what are your hobbies lizards?

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Reptilian 23-Sep-2018 (Sun) 10:33:37 No. 2159

>>2151
>disappointing your parents

everything has its drawbacks I guess

Reptilian 01-Oct-2018 (Mon) 10:47:24 No. 2229

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>>2151

Reptilian 01-Oct-2018 (Mon) 12:22:31 No. 2230

>>2229
donno why he has to ask when the evidence for YES is right infront of him

Reptilian 20-Nov-2018 (Tue) 04:35:44 No. 2472

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Mahjong. I'm not very good at it.

Reptilian 20-Nov-2018 (Tue) 10:42:49 No. 2477

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>>2472
I'm more of a cards guy myself. Spades and Hearts specifically.

I have to admit though, I am a terrible player and seem to get worse as the years go by. I lost the nerve for taking control of a game and constantly duck.

Reptilian 06-Nov-2018 (Tue) 09:57:13 No. 2417 [Reply]

>lizard gets job at dollar general
>tries to be friendly with customers, wears a pokemon cutout and bowtie to be more pleasant
>cracks a dumb joke about needing a bag for tampons
>two rednecks show up, threaten job and hint at physical violence
>video of incident goes viral, suddenly 45 complaints from other women show up about him being "creepy"

it's unbelievable how cruel normies can be

Reptilian 07-Nov-2018 (Wed) 01:35:02 No. 2418

>>2417
That's why I'm always silent at work.

Reptilian 07-Nov-2018 (Wed) 05:09:59 No. 2419

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>>2417
A look through the comments section is pretty sobering. Apparently the asshole in the video didn't think it was enough to bully him for a stupid comment, he had to get him fired, publicly humiliate him, and stalk the guy to his next job. Fucking awful. The comments attacking him are even worse. This is exactly why I don't take cashier jobs.

Reptilian 07-Nov-2018 (Wed) 07:33:48 No. 2420

around warm
never calm

remember this reptilianons

Reptilian 07-Nov-2018 (Wed) 08:15:01 No. 2422

>>2419
>lives in a small town

Brutal. The guys probably going to have to move and then lay low until the mob of angry normies finds some other helpless guy to lynch for a slip of the tongue.

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Fraser thread Reptilian 28-Oct-2018 (Sun) 00:37:11 No. 2353 [Reply]

"Alimony Blues"

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me
But she fucked my shit up then,
And I ain't seen no good pay
Since, I don't know when.
I'm payin’ alimony,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,
‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama said, "Brendy,
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Reptilian 29-Oct-2018 (Mon) 00:42:56 No. 2360

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Any lizards here have good stories of when they were JUST'd?

Reptilian 29-Oct-2018 (Mon) 09:43:13 No. 2362

>>2360
Yea I just got my hair cut and look like a femboy now, oh well it was free.

Reptilian 29-Oct-2018 (Mon) 10:15:52 No. 2363

>>2362
post pics plz?

Reptilian 29-Oct-2018 (Mon) 10:20:10 No. 2364

>>2363
Would probably get banned, that's warm blood behavior.

Reptilian 29-Oct-2018 (Mon) 12:19:38 No. 2366

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>>2363
>tempting an innocent lizard to warm his blood

I've got my eyes on you, reptilianon

Reptilian 06-Oct-2018 (Sat) 06:30:44 No. 2264 [Reply]

Share liz vids.

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Reptilian 08-Oct-2018 (Mon) 02:48:32 No. 2279

>>2275
>When warm bloods interrupt your lizard to human body morphing process
another potential politician down the drain.

Reptilian 20-Oct-2018 (Sat) 21:41:42 No. 2332

straight from the lizards mouth

Reptilian 22-Oct-2018 (Mon) 02:36:50 No. 2334

>>2332
When is the lizgang finally going to group up and form our
"Heavy Metal Lizard" EP?

Reptilian 22-Oct-2018 (Mon) 03:53:11 No. 2336

>>2334
right after we've formed our own lizard biker gang

Reptilian 23-Oct-2018 (Tue) 00:31:14 No. 2338

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>>2336
Biking runs in my family, the lizgang will form one day the voices in my head say so.

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Reptilian 28-Feb-2018 (Wed) 06:23:36 No. 849 [Reply]

Do any reptilians here write? what about?
I'm making a fantasy book only I will probably read and would like to share ideas.
In the book there are lizard people, wizards, every other trope etc and the protag is a nameless man who gets lured to his fate.
Feel free to share anything relating to book plots you liked, ideas for races, areas, inspiring music, etc.
I'll post some ideas to see how edgy they are sometimes too.

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Reptilian 07-Oct-2018 (Sun) 12:16:49 No. 2276

Do lizanons think stories need any deeper meaning than just being a story? I've been writing world lore and I'm fighting the will to ever finish a fantasy book. I feel like I should just focus on the experience, and not the meaning / morals of the story.

Reptilian 07-Oct-2018 (Sun) 12:58:02 No. 2277

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>>849
I've been thinking of making a retelling of the original Spider-man comic for a while now, because the character has strayed away from his semi-lizardly origins. The original with Steve Ditko's art and his and Stan Lee's writing was great, but he's always been leaning more and more towards a failed normalfag since his creation. I'd basically be writing it as a "fuck you" to Dan Slott and Nick Spencer and all the other soyboy cunts who've been writing for Spidey. Not that anyone would read it or that I'd ever get around to writing it. It's all just shitty sketches and storylines in my head right now. Not much to go off of, but hey, a guy can dream can't he?
>>2276
I feel like most stories are written just to be interesting, and morals are later shoved onto them by warmbloods who need everything to teach them a life lesson. Just make it about good guys and bad guys and you're golden. Heck, even if it's about normal guys it's not a big deal if there isn't a moral to it. Just make it fun to read.

Reptilian 08-Oct-2018 (Mon) 02:45:34 No. 2278

>>2277
Cool shit man, admittedly I've only read the TWD comics as superhero stuffs never interested me much, but spiderman was originally a shut-in right, I remember him actually having opinions and dilemmas but now it seems hes just another action hero.
Hell I'd read it though, I'm just biased towards my lizard brothers tho.
>I feel like most stories are written just to be interesting, and morals are later shoved onto them
Yea that's true, and if you tell a good story I guess the other things just fall into place.
>Just make it fun to read.
I think that's my main issue, I'll post a bit of my last story I'll never complete if anyone wants to critique me, It's a few years old and edgy though.

Reptilian 08-Oct-2018 (Mon) 05:09:54 No. 2280

>>2278
Yeah, he used to be pretty much rejected because he was a nerd and whenever people would try to be nice to him he'd always have to leave to stop a bank robbery or things like that, and since he couldn't tell them about his life as Spider-man people assumed he was just an asshole. Now he's just a le quirky millennial super scientist. Anyways, post some of your story, I'm intrigued. Even if it isn't that good at least you've got it in writing, I'm always too lazy to put stuff that I've got in my head onto paper.

Reptilian 09-Oct-2018 (Tue) 00:24:15 No. 2281

>>2280
Yea I'd probably be able to get into hero comics / film if the characters didn't just go full confidence mode, because you know they won't die, you might as well show some realistic character struggle.
I'll try and learn how to paste bin today or tomorrow and post it there as not to flood post.

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Test. Lizmin ## Admin 29-Aug-2017 (Tue) 08:04:00 No. 1 [Reply]

Test. Hopefully up for good now.

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Anonymous 30-Aug-2017 (Wed) 06:15:34 No. 24

Tested positive

Reptilian 18-Nov-2017 (Sat) 13:09:50 No. 267

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Test.

Reptilian 05-Oct-2018 (Fri) 11:59:06 No. 2257

>>267

None of them are trying to get an upskirt. She is even bending over! Disappointing!

Reptilian 05-Oct-2018 (Fri) 14:28:23 No. 2258

>>2257
lizchan 2018

Reptilian 05-Oct-2018 (Fri) 22:47:36 No. 2260

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rip dog
>>267
she's eating up that attention like icing, look at all those worshipers, it's the power of pussy, resist brothers.

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Reptilian 05-May-2018 (Sat) 23:56:27 No. 1406 [Reply]

just dumping webms don't mind me

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Reptilian 24-Sep-2018 (Mon) 10:17:48 No. 2169

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how uh niggah do uh robbery

Reptilian 24-Sep-2018 (Mon) 10:52:15 No. 2170

>>2169
>The free pussy pass money getting tramp
>the supplements the creation of currency and invest jewlord
>The steal your money jamal
>The works hard for a median salary cracker and chink
>The works for pennies juan
>The rapes for currency mud marauder
I see how the system works, i've been enlightened.

Reptilian 04-Oct-2018 (Thu) 01:23:09 No. 2250

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add a soft serve ice cream machine and a table full of drugs and alcohol and this would be the perfect lizard burrow

Reptilian 04-Oct-2018 (Thu) 01:52:25 No. 2251

>>2250
>you'll never play fortnite with your lizbros and have to call an ambulance after you eat to much candy and die for 4 minutes
I'M THIS CLOSE TO SNAPPING

Reptilian 04-Oct-2018 (Thu) 06:11:40 No. 2252

>>2251
>compulsively eats all the candy, not even touching the pizza and hot dogs
>other lizards have to call the ambulance because you feel like your stomach is going to explode

sorry friend but even the burrow has to keep you out in order to have some standards

Reptilian 29-Dec-2017 (Fri) 16:30:49 No. 453 [Reply]

I'm so glad that Trump got elected. The world's become a much more interesting and enjoyable place ever since he decided to run for the election.

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Reptilian 08-Sep-2018 (Sat) 03:51:15 No. 2101

based Alex Jones has nothing to lose

Reptilian 08-Sep-2018 (Sat) 04:54:36 No. 2102

>>2101
Some one needs to contact alex and ask him to regulate his own baste balance, not even god himself is rad enough to put mad hags in their place.

Reptilian 29-Sep-2018 (Sat) 11:26:11 No. 2216

Confirmed lizard Lindsay Graham btfo lying bitches and cunts. So powerful.

Reptilian 29-Sep-2018 (Sat) 14:07:46 No. 2217

>>2216
Damn that's good shit. I love when politicians get fed up with political bullshit. Everyone has a certain amount of shit they'll take until they snap, even politicians.

Reptilian 02-Oct-2018 (Tue) 06:33:26 No. 2238

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>>2217
I can't wait to see what will happen when Jeb finally has enough and just snaps.

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Reptilian 01-Oct-2018 (Mon) 21:27:37 No. 2231 [Reply]

*replenishes your electrolytes*

ahhhh nothing like that first sip of the day

Reptilian 01-Oct-2018 (Mon) 22:27:05 No. 2234

NO OP, piss bottles aren't for drinking!

Reptilian 01-Oct-2018 (Mon) 23:44:38 No. 2235

>>2234
>he doesn't recycle

Reptilian 02-Oct-2018 (Tue) 00:12:58 No. 2236

Is gatorade trying to compete with those monster memes like the 4chan boomer meme?

Reptilian 02-Oct-2018 (Tue) 00:45:54 No. 2237

>>2236
Can you imagine Monster™ sales since the Boomer meme took off? I don't blame them one bit.