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  No. 420 [Reply]

As it inherently expresses a sexual desire, and seeing as the biological imperative to procreate is derived from the necessity to have sex with women in order to contjnue the species, all sexual desire is in violation of rule 6, logically.

Ban all porn.
No threads discussing masturbation.
Remove normalfags
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  No. 422

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>>420 dude lmao
No ones even posted hentai yet I'm pretty sure and it's only allowed on /b/, I believe the rule is about expressing desire for 3D more so than 2D - I may be wrong.

  No. 423

Things lizard says ~

  No. 424

>>422
"DUDE NOBODYS BEEN MURDERED YET, WHY MAKE A RULE AGAINST IT"
Who knows, right?

  No. 425

>>424
This.

  No. 426

Moved to >>>/meta/245.



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  No. 372 [Reply]

oy vey it's like anodda meteor shoah

  No. 373

>>372
Quality thread 8/8

  No. 374

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>>372
neber forget our 6 gorillion reptilian ancestors we've lost to astral space bombings, you will be missed.

  No. 376

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This is a picture of my long-lost ancestors who died during the reptile holocaust. Please take a moment of silence in their memory.

  No. 378

>>374
>6 gorillion
>not 6 reptillion



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  No. 293 [Reply]

I'm not much for blind rage but the calculated kind.
While lizards are aware they do not want a relationship in this reality, I believe the instinct is still there.
Even the most reclusive reptilian is mostly passive, or will troll and be sarcastic at least trying to convey an ounce of wisdom and insight. while a female will willingly take advantage of her pursuers, not only taking advantage of the poor betas that are naive but relishing in it.
http://www.copulins.freeservers.com/
Discuss your frustrations with the reality of the opposite gender, and remember even without pheromones we are often more attracted to 2D than 3D, Don't make your fathers mistake, opt out of the stressful rat race and embrace fate instead of pretending to escape it with a new half breed you.
The future is grim, face it with your own solemn grin. You are not dim, just lacking in self righteous sin.
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  No. 307

I don't really have anything against females unless they behave stupidly as humans are wont to do. They aren't really evil. They just are what they are. I will say though that my mother has been infinitely better to me than my father and is the best person I know in her own small-minded way.
>>299
You should do that for the horse like they did for the penguin.

  No. 308

>>307
My view on women is similar to this. I don't really feel an urge to judge them as a group and I have known some that are horrible and some that are decent. I judge them as individuals in the same way I judge men.

  No. 309

>>299
>I got laid off for being quiet for awhile on break or something.

Sorry to hear that. I started working recently as well and once again I thank God for the luck I received: all males except a few females which I learned I'd never have to interact with since we don't share the same office.

Anyway I'd like to point out that I don't hate women either. Just like >>307 said I've nothing against them I'd prefer not having to deal with them if I have the chance.

  No. 310

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>>293
>Let's discuss the coldest blooded creatures

We're the coldest blooded creatures, normalfags are the warm bloods. Get it right, reptile.

  No. 311

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>>308
This is smart and something I do as well, I live in a horrible area for woman though so I'm biased probably. My blood mother is kind to me in her own ways, I can tell her anything about me mostly and she will accept me, but she also uses me as a tool and retirement plan so there's a bit of angst there, and will often tell me I'm her favorite to manipulate me.
>>307
Yea I don't really believe concrete good or evil but to be honest woman and men are both murders, without the woman's pregnancy and mens addiction to sexual comforts the world would be a lot more stable.
Lol I couldn't afford the pillow but I will keep feeding him and visiting.
>>310
It's a metaphor expressing my distaste, no disrespect m' lizord.



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  No. 55 [Reply]

so what is this place just supposed to be a backup emergency wizardchan or do we actually talk about things here
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  No. 59

I know it's probably just wishful thinking but I honestly hope this board gets bigger than wizchad.

  No. 62

>>58
our own /b/oard

  No. 63

I guess it'll just be a bunker until posting picks up. A nice place to check in when the threads on Wiz are all shit on a given day.

  No. 165

lizardchan was a meme from 2013. What the heck, how old is this imageboard, and why haven't I searched this up earlier?

  No. 166

>>165
You've been missing out then. It was actually made earlier this year.



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  No. 16 [Reply]

why does this even exist
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  No. 28

Canada won't allow shit. Not even sure why do they have internet.

  No. 45

>Liberal government
>Free

  No. 50

based kim
is best kim

  No. 99

North Korea > Canada

  No. 100

>>99
A fucking leaf



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  No. 43 [Reply]

Can we at the very least spam /b/ for fun?
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  No. 48

>>47
Why spam? 4chan /b/ is filled with idiots and don't care about spamming. It'd be pointless.

  No. 49

>>43
Don't you do that every day already?
Those bananas ain't posting themselves you know.

  No. 86

>>48
>Why spam?

to grow the lizard herd

  No. 88

>>86
>lizard herd
>not lounge of lizards
Study up on your terminology, hatchling!

  No. 93

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>>88
Sorry, all this lizard lingo is new to me.



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  No. 2745 [Reply]

If a wizard loses his mana when he loses his virginity, what does a lizard lose when he loses his virginity?

  No. 2746

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>>2745
His scales.



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  No. 2747 [Reply]

Are snakes the superior reptile?

  No. 2748

i dare anyone to try and tell me with a straight face that they wouldn't piss their pants if they saw that shit flying at them

  No. 2749

also why have you titled the thread "snak" when the snake will be the one snacking on US

  No. 2750

>>2747
That gif would actually be a good banner hmm….

  No. 2751

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>>2750
hehe

  No. 2752

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  No. 2753 [Reply]

lizards STILL rule

  No. 2754

>>2753
indeed they do

  No. 2755

especially ones with cool hats

  No. 2756

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>>2755
m'lizard



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  No. 2757 [Reply]

depression haunts all my dreams

  No. 2758

>>2757
That's life, kid.

  No. 2759

i'll sing you a song on the world's tiniest violin.

  No. 2760

do dogs even dream?

  No. 2761

just don't dream then…

  No. 2762

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Im depressed when I dream



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