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 No.64

If a wizard loses his mana when he loses his virginity, what does a lizard lose when he loses his virginity?

  No. 65

>>64
I guess he turns warm blooded.

  No. 66

>>65
That's good. The only thing I could think up was venom, because I guess some lizards have venom.

A lizards blood turns warm, that might just work.

  No. 68

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I'll take this thread as opportunity to remind you that the most lizardly lizards are female.

And parthenogenetic.

  No. 69

>>68
And your point is?

  No. 71

>>69
The only way to ensure survival of the lizard culture against the warmbloods is asexual reproduction.

  No. 72

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>>71
It seems so.

  No. 74

>>68
>lizards are born without a sex act taking place

very lizardly

  No. 75

>>68
females can't be lizards (according to our definition)

  No. 77

>>75
According to your own definition.

Unfortunately for you, empirical evidence suggests otherwise.

  No. 78

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>>77
Fuck the empirical evidence. I'm using the word as a code word for male virgin. Female lizards don't even look at all feminine anyways. The species might as well all be males.

  No. 79

>>78
Well, fuck YOUR code word, then.

  No. 80

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>>79
>posts on lizchan
>not willing to refer to himself as a lizard

  No. 81

>>79
are you a female?

  No. 82

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>>80
more like
>not willing to submit to your definition of lizard

>>81
i sexually identify as an attack alligator

  No. 83

Are we seeing the first truliz debate right here on Lizchan?

  No. 84

>>83
I retract all previous statements.
>>75 is right.


Not really, but I don't want a truliz debate.

  No. 87

>>84
>Not really, but

Your post would of been perfect but you had to fuck it up by writing this.

  No. 89

>>87
>would of
Would have. Come on now, this isn't Wizchan.

  No. 90

>>87
I won't lie to a fellow lizard. I have my opinion and I believe it's right.

I just don't want pointless debate that only ends in people shitting on each other.

  No. 1066

>>64
He loses his tail

  No. 1068

>>65
this

  No. 1085

He sheds his skin?

R.I.P. the skin

  No. 1650

His reptilian form - after losing his virginity, a lizard retreats to a deep burrow, where he emerges again as a human. He is soon chased out by a group of lizards, never to return to the domain of lizards again

  No. 1651

>>1650
Damn necromancer >:d

  No. 1657

>>1651
Fugg :DDD



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